OdiE From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1641 posts, RR: 1 Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 825 times:
P-A-R-T-Y!!! After having 2 mid-terms this week, it's time to relief some stress!!
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.