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A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!  
User currently offlineCanadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and screamed out, "Are my TEST
RESULTS BACK!??"



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User currently offlineAvt007 From Canada, joined Jul 2000, 2132 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1398 times:

Damn, that's funny...........................

User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1278 times:

Ummmm, yeah I don't get it.

Either it was so dumb that it wasn't funny, or I just didn't understand it.

 Insane  Insane

FB05



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User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16307 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1254 times:

I can't see the whole family enjoying this. Perhaps only 12yo's. I wonder why this joke warranted its own thread?

 Insane

[Edited 2003-04-16 03:02:10]


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User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8309 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1233 times:

Hehe, not bad. You on a streak now that you hooked an audience with that canadian joke?


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User currently offlineAirplay From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1225 times:

OK explain something to me....was the patient an "African American" gentleman?
 Smile


User currently offlineCanadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1169 times:

"I can't see the whole family enjoying this. Perhaps only 12yo's. I wonder why this joke warranted its own thread?"

Ohhhhh. Well, I guess I've been told! LOL



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