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Chicken And The Egg  
User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1115 times:

A chicken and an egg check into a hotel. After some time, the chicken gets on the bed and lights a cigarette. The egg says, "Well, guess that settles that."

God that was stupid, its 3 a.m., I couldn't help it  Big thumbs up


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User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1097 times:

Did you just come from a rave Tsvika?

 Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin

mb


User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

Yea dude...it was trippin!!

Actually, just came back from my friends room, we watched the Boondocks Saints...that movie was trippin!

I'm just in a good mood, haven't had a drop to drink either. That's not against the law is it? A man is entitled to be UP every so often. Just ask Shania Twain...yea....shania....pssshhhhttt



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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29805 posts, RR: 58
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1074 times:

Oh god....that was horrible.

Simply horrible. Laugh out loud



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineKimmykun From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 445 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1052 times:

I don't know which is worse: that joke or the fact that I laughed at it.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

-Kimmy


User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1046 times:

WORLDS WORST JOKE COMPETITION ...

The challenge is on ....






ADG


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1025 times:

What to you call two fish bouncing a billfold back & forth to each other?

Carp-to-carp walleting Big grin




"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6305 posts, RR: 33
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 997 times:

I don't know which is worse: that joke or the fact that I laughed at it.

My addled brain took a minute but I ditto that feeling  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

I love bad jokes.



Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
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