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Descriptive Terminology For Various Things  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1085 times:

Feel free to add your own. What are some words or phrases you use to describe certain things or acts?

I'll give you a few examples:

GETTING DRUNK

sloshed
trashed
inebriated
tanked
buzzed
shit-faced
tipsy


GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Pinching a loaf
Taking a dump
Spending some quality time in my office
Seeing a man about a horse


A WOMANS BREASTS

Fun bags
Juggs
Milk wagons
Fluffy pillows
Hooters
Cha-cha's


HAVING $EX

Laid
Screwed
Boinked
Porked
Laying pipe
Putting the hot dog in the bun
Slipping the salami



You get the idea.








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User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4638 posts, RR: 36
Reply 1, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1032 times:

Male sex organ

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female sex organ

Pussy
Twat
{unt
Snatch
Poonani Pie
Moose lips


Another one for having sex is:

Parkin' the pink caddilac in the heated garage.


That's all for now!  Big grin



Word
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1027 times:

Male Sex Organ:

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female Sex Organ:



signed,
KROC



User currently offlineBen From Switzerland, joined Aug 1999, 1391 posts, RR: 50
Reply 3, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 997 times:

To pork a bird: Hot beef injection!

Concubines and Wenches: all the birds that hang around me  Laugh out loud

and some aviaiton-related ones...

Barrotrauma: Wanting a fart in a plane.

Barometric error: Setting the wrong QNH.....

CumuloGranitus: What you will see if you do a 'barometric error'.

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...and who knows what a 'bag of death' is?? Id love to know who gets that right..







User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8765 posts, RR: 42
Reply 4, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 985 times:

"Male Sex Organ:

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female Sex Organ:



signed,
KROC"


You forgot this one:




Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 979 times:

The Sex Act:

DSC (Dynamic Stability Control)

Signed
ILS



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User currently offlineDelta-flyer From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2676 posts, RR: 6
Reply 6, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 971 times:

Getting pregnant:

Stuffed

Pete  Smile


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29832 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 946 times:

MattD you forgot about humping.





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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 943 times:

GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Taking a growler
Growing a tail
Shaking hands with the weasel

Oh, and 777236ER, you should be very proficient on this topic, because face it, they don't call you the scat man because you like the music.....


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (11 years 8 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 931 times:

My favorite, pertaining to wanking:

"Shaking hands with the unemployed."



Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
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