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Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51
Posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 740 times:

Feel free to add your own. What are some words or phrases you use to describe certain things or acts?

I'll give you a few examples:

GETTING DRUNK

sloshed
trashed
inebriated
tanked
buzzed
shit-faced
tipsy

GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Pinching a loaf
Taking a dump
Spending some quality time in my office
Seeing a man about a horse

A WOMANS BREASTS

Fun bags
Juggs
Milk wagons
Fluffy pillows
Hooters
Cha-cha's

HAVING $EX

Laid
Screwed
Boinked
Porked
Laying pipe
Putting the hot dog in the bun
Slipping the salami

You get the idea.

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VonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4621 posts, RR: 40
Reply 1, posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 687 times:

Male sex organ

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female sex organ

Pussy
Twat
{unt
Snatch
Poonani Pie
Moose lips

Another one for having sex is:

Parkin' the pink caddilac in the heated garage.

That's all for now! Big grin

Word

777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 682 times:

Male Sex Organ:

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female Sex Organ:

signed,
KROC

Ben From Switzerland, joined Aug 1999, 1391 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 652 times:

To pork a bird: Hot beef injection!

Concubines and Wenches: all the birds that hang around me Laugh out loud

and some aviaiton-related ones...

Barrotrauma: Wanting a fart in a plane.

Barometric error: Setting the wrong QNH.....

CumuloGranitus: What you will see if you do a 'barometric error'.

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...and who knows what a 'bag of death' is?? Id love to know who gets that right..

Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8352 posts, RR: 47
Reply 4, posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 640 times:

"Male Sex Organ:

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female Sex Organ:

signed,
KROC"

You forgot this one:

Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.

IHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59
Reply 5, posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 634 times:

The Sex Act:

DSC (Dynamic Stability Control)

Signed
ILS

Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers

Delta-flyer From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2676 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (10 years 1 month 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 626 times:

Getting pregnant:

Stuffed

Pete Smile

L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62
Reply 7, posted (10 years 1 month 17 hours ago) and read 601 times:

MattD you forgot about humping.

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 8, posted (10 years 1 month 16 hours ago) and read 598 times:

GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Taking a growler
Growing a tail
Shaking hands with the weasel

Oh, and 777236ER, you should be very proficient on this topic, because face it, they don't call you the scat man because you like the music.....

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19
Reply 9, posted (10 years 1 month 14 hours ago) and read 586 times:

My favorite, pertaining to wanking:

"Shaking hands with the unemployed."

Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!

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