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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1668 times:

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France.


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User currently offlineNWA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1200 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1648 times:

lol. Thats pretty good.


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User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1579 times:

ROTFLMAO

Guess what I was doing while I was reading this?
I was chewing gum but thank god that it isnt French because then I would be throwing up right now.  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineTurbolet From Cape Verde, joined Nov 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1575 times:

Gee... all the condoms that pass through my mouth per day...

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1568 times:

Kind of makes you wonder!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Laugh out loud


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User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4347 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1530 times:

Strawberry flavored condoms....yummmmy.

Kevin



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User currently offlineGotAirbus From Singapore, joined May 2001, 851 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1498 times:

Don't speak so soon!! One freshens my breath like Trident.

(gotAirbus?)



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User currently offlineDocpepz From Singapore, joined May 2001, 1971 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 1455 times:

Erm, what the hell is chewing gum? Could someone please enlighten me??
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1426 times:

Of course, its banned in Singapore isn't it. Strange rule.

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User currently offlineGr325 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2002, 715 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1425 times:

Hubba Bubba condoms Big grin
hmmm



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