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Strip 'em And Make 'em Run Like Thieves!  
User currently offlineClipperhawaii From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 2033 posts, RR: 11
Posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2145 times:

Get caught stealing in Iraq and you will find yourself exposed! LOL







The Arabic translates to "Ali baba- Thieves".


Awesome justice for that part of the world. Previously, they would have been shot by Saddam's posse!


Amnesty International is having a cow however. Let 'em!

Funnier than all hell!



All you cry babies just stop already!


"You Can't Beat The Experience"
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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29800 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2138 times:

Well, a lot of armies in previous wars would have summarily shot them as they looted.

You have to admit this is much more human.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2132 times:

AMEN! Isn't there a country in the Middle East where thieves get their hands cut off? Seems a suitable punishment not only for thieves, but computer hackers, as well...  Big grin

User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2132 times:

Other countries? Hell, in Texas they probably summarily shoot them.

 Wink/being sarcastic Take the joke, Texans.


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29800 posts, RR: 58
Reply 4, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2115 times:

Now we just need a little CCR to provide approprate background music.


"I see a baadd mooon a risin' I see trouble on the way"



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2109 times:

I think the 80's song by the group Accept, is more appropriate, especially if they're running naked:

Balls To The Wall


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2105 times:

That would suck if they were running and fell face down onto the concrete and skinned their....elbows.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2105 times:

That would suck if they were running and fell face down onto the concrete and skinned their....elbows.

Yeah, skinning your....elbows, can make you talk like Mickey Mouse, and sing like Steve Perry, right?  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4627 posts, RR: 36
Reply 8, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2102 times:

Did they do the same to the American soldiers and Fox news journalist who were caught stealing?


Word
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2089 times:

Did they do the same to the American soldiers and Fox news journalist who were caught stealing?

Nah, they placed. bound and gagged, while the Dixie Chicks sauntered up in the nude.  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4627 posts, RR: 36
Reply 10, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2086 times:

"Nah, they placed. bound and gagged, while the Dixie Chicks sauntered up in the nude."

hmmmm, that wouldn't be too bad actually  Big grin well maybe if it was 3 years ago before the lead singer got so chunky, she was hot when they first hit the scene.



Word
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 11, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2079 times:

"before the lead singer got so chunky"

Ah birth control at work!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



Go big or go home
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2078 times:

I don't think she's too bad right now, to tell you the truth.

I don't like the anorexic look to begin with.  Big grin


User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2072 times:

More right wingers posting pics of young naked guys.

Hmmmmmmmmmn.


(I think it started with Slick Willie's Little Willy........I'm tellin ya....... Wink/being sarcastic)


User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4627 posts, RR: 36
Reply 14, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2068 times:

"I don't think she's too bad right now, to tell you the truth.

I don't like the anorexic look to begin with."



I don't disagree with you, she still looks pretty good. And I too hate the anorexic look. I saw a TV concert recently and at the time of the filming she was looking pretty dumpy, but on the cover of the magazine she looks good. Maybe she started doing Tae Bo Big grin



Word
User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2049 times:

Ah birth control at work!

Oh please .. you guys crack me up .. seem to me that the reality is far removed from the fantasy.

Otherwise fat women would never procreate and we all know they do ...




ADG


User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16281 posts, RR: 56
Reply 16, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2045 times:

Otherwise fat women would never procreate and we all know they do ...

I'm amazed they do. I wonder who's doing all the fat women? It ain't me.



Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2045 times:

Nah Bron, many women who consider themselves fat aren't really  Big thumbs up
And of course there's a lot who become fat only AFTER procreation...



I wish I were flying
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29800 posts, RR: 58
Reply 18, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2043 times:

Anybody remember that old Jeff Foxworthy skit about the ugly woman.

"Oh my god, she has kids......somebody had sex with that woman!!!!"

"Oh.......It's Aunt Betty."


Helarious



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

I'm amazed they do. I wonder who's doing all the fat women? It ain't me.


I suspect that's only because they won't have you.




ADG


User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 25
Reply 20, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2018 times:

L-188,

Right on!!!

"Get out of line, you have to see this man! Its worth it! Over there, by the cotton candy stall, don't look, don't look. Isn't that just the hairiest back you ever seen? Its like bigfoot in a tanktop...Oh my God its a woman! And she's got kiiiidds!!! Somebody slept with that womaaannnn!!!!"

 Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

[Edited 2003-04-27 11:09:39]


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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 25
Reply 21, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2016 times:

"If you're ever feeling down about your family, just take the day off and spend it at the state fair, and look at all the people there."

 Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29800 posts, RR: 58
Reply 22, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2016 times:

Nice to know that somebody else appreciates fine culture  Big thumbs up



Remember that if you move your refridgerator and the grass under it is yellow, you might be a redneck!




OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineDash 80 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 309 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

I wonder who's doing all the fat women? It ain't me.


Doing a fat chick is like having a moped. They're fun to ride, until your friends find out.



...where the rubber hits the runway...
User currently offlineKeesje From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1985 times:



I think it is important for the US military to stay popular in Iraq.


It is good for the health.




25 L-188 : No No No....I have it. They need to be playing Free Bird as they scatter.
26 Airplay : Otherwise fat women would never procreate and we all know they do ... I'm amazed they do. I wonder who's doing all the fat women? It ain't me. How abo
27 ADG : How about the fat *men*? now you've moved onto an issue that boggles the mind .. *how* ADG
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