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What Your Car Says About You  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3636 times:

I am a slut.



I charge $5000 a night.



I have a very small pecker (This is how I compensate)




I have NO pecker.



I'm good at arguing on the Internet (but would get my ass pulverized in an actual street fight)



I am gayer than a French Horn.



I still listen to Top 40 music meant for people half my age.



I listen to Country Music and wear boots, even though my boots never went somewhere that wasn't already paved with concrete or grass.



I am a mindless, soulless, spineless bureaucrat.



I don't believe in birth control



Need I even say?




38 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3510 times:

The funniest thing would be watching some anti-rice kid get completely wasted by a riced up Toyota Supra on the track. (Toyota Supra=330hp from factory).


Bottom line: Not all ricers are looks only.


User currently offlineFlyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3498 times:

Mika, happens daily at the races out here. The fastest cars we have show up are tuned Supras and 300ZXs. Mustangs, Corvettes, Vipers, etc get eaten for lunch.  Big thumbs up

Consequently, Civics, Preludes, and the like are still laughed at, but the faster asian cars...Supras, 300ZXs, RX-7s, NSXs, S2000s....are taken very seriously.

Matt, do any cars say good things about their owners?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

[Edited 2003-05-05 19:57:39]

User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3493 times:


Hey I've been to the spay and neuter clinic and I drive the oh so sporty Windstar

Yours,
IHadAPheo+anMI



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3483 times:

Mine says I am successful and have great taste.
It also says I have incredibly hight insurance rates.
And likely am a bit shallow and self-centered.
Maybe a bit ego-centric.
Possibly bi-polar.
Depressed
Manic
Oh shit...I gotta go.....and hug my car.


User currently offlineSSTjumbo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3458 times:

My dirty truck, it says that I actually use what I drive. I just used the ol' S10 contractor's truck to haul dirt and mulch yesterday. Not much compared to what it could do (it's not your conventional cheapo S10), but it's more than what most pompous bureaocrats use their F250's and F350 duallie's for.

Cheers
-Mike


User currently offlineKeesje From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3418 times:

Very funny. Lets put some more salt in he wounds. I think many car images differ around the world. Here some European stereotypes ..

18-24 sunglass boys in western Europe drive these. Mostly old Golfs or Opels & Subarus. Darkened window and loud Pioneer stereo(& sticker on back window) are part of the deal.


These are used by housewives in their forties/fifties that want to look cool doing the shopping. BMW made the Z5 look aggressive to avoid this next time.


Trendy for bringing the kids to school & park in front of the school door. Some families were willing to spent too much of the budget to make mum look young & dynamic.



User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40076 posts, RR: 74
Reply 7, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3416 times:



I need a large car to accomodate my large pecker.  Smile



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8508 posts, RR: 12
Reply 8, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3396 times:

Greg, I think it's also a good indication that you might be single (sort of).

And French Horns are not gay! They're the heroes of band music.


User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3392 times:

LOL Superfly.  Smile


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User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3383 times:

**grins @ Greg**


_____________

mb  Big grin


User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 16
Reply 11, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3375 times:

Goddamn Superfly!!! That's it, I'm saving up for a Continental.......BTW - what milage does it get (city and highway)???




I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineDragogoalie From Australia, joined Oct 2001, 1220 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3368 times:

The funniest thing would be watching some anti-rice kid get completely wasted by a riced up Toyota Supra on the track. (Toyota Supra=330hp from factory). or better yet a non riced out supra  Smile/happy/getting dizzy. I have a stock 91 twin turbo r out with my parents in japan. 280hp  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

--dragogoalie-#88--



Formerly known as Jap. Srsly. AUSTRALIA: 2 days!
User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13767 posts, RR: 61
Reply 13, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3355 times:
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Mine says I am successful and have great taste.
It also says I have incredibly hight insurance rates.
And likely am a bit shallow and self-centered.
Maybe a bit ego-centric.
Possibly bi-polar.
Depressed
Manic
Oh shit...I gotta go.....and hug my car.


I'll admit it, that was SERIOUSLY funny!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy




"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11807 posts, RR: 15
Reply 14, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 3352 times:

I want to know how people can afford to trick out their cars. I think the Hondas, Nissans, Neons, and VWs look great if they are tricked out just right (see photos above). The people that own them sure as heck do not flip burgers for a living! I want to trick out my Escort like that. The Neon gives me an idea.......

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 15, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 3350 times:


I paid $25,000 for the Land Rover logo on a slighty enlarged Honda CRV  Big grin



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineFlight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3413 posts, RR: 6
Reply 16, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 3350 times:

I want to trick out my Escort like that. The Neon gives me an idea.......


For the sake of the other motorist that will have to see that thing...I beg you reconsider!


User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3334 times:

I want to know how people can afford to trick out their cars. I think the Hondas, Nissans, Neons, and VWs look great if they are tricked out just right (see photos above). The people that own them sure as heck do not flip burgers for a living! I want to trick out my Escort like that. The Neon gives me an idea.......

GO CANUCKS!!


OH GOD there are rice boys on A.net???? I thought Wn700driver was the only one.

 Sad



-NWA742
(Hey LOT767300ER, do you want this one or should I?)


User currently offlineGotAirbus From Singapore, joined May 2001, 851 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3329 times:

Mine says I am successful and have great taste.
It also says I have incredibly hight insurance rates.
And likely am a bit shallow and self-centered.
Maybe a bit ego-centric.
Possibly bi-polar.
Depressed
Manic
Oh shit...I gotta go.....and hug my car.


I'm guessing a narrow-minded, shite-dribbling-out-of-the-mouth Ricer would read out this poem to insult others?

Other than that, cheers to you all and your car!  Wink/being sarcastic

(gotAirbus?)

[Edited 2003-05-06 06:16:13]


(gotAIRBUS?) - (Got Commonality?) - (Have A Nice Flight!)
User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 19, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3318 times:

I guess since I own my Montero that means... OH NO!  Embarrassment Embarrassment

And my Mazda 626 would mean that I am poor as well.

Alex Big grin Big grin





Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlinePositive rate From Australia, joined Sep 2001, 2143 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3314 times:

Cars like the Twin Turbo Supra, 300ZX Twin Turbo, RX7, Honda S2000 don't fit in the Rice category. These cars are pure performance machines, and in the case of the Twin Turbo Supra- it has unlimited potential and is one mean machine!

User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3294 times:

GotAirbus...
Even to the uneducated mind...an M5 would not be mistaken as a ricer!
At least, not that I'm aware of...
Brgds.


User currently offlineStaffan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3289 times:

Problem with Beamers here is that as soon as the model is a few years old, and second hand prices drop a bit, loads of people buy them and modify them until they look absolutely awful! Kind of makes you not want one..

Staffan


User currently offlineWjv04 From Canada, joined Jun 2001, 584 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 3259 times:

Well for all you Rice boys out there, show me one of your cars that can beat a F-18 to 150mph. Then maybe just maybe ill give you the respect of accually having a fast car, cause all us domestic car people know that a linginfelter corvette can do it.


User currently offlineAvt007 From Canada, joined Jul 2000, 2132 posts, RR: 5
Reply 24, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 3252 times:

Mine says I'm too smart to sink any money into bodywork and a paint job.
It also says I have enough debt, and this one was paid for cash a long time ago.  Smile


25 Pacificjourney : What does no car say about me ? (bends over, grabs ankles)
26 Post contains images Superfly : I am a mindless, soulless, spineless bureaucrat. MattD: I have to disagree with you on that one. The Ford Crown Victoria is the best buy on the road.
27 Dash8King : What does my brown 86' Scottsdale with a freckle of rust and a "Great Slave Helicopter" logo say about me? I think it at least says I paid for it.
28 Superfly : Dash8King: It says you are a rugged man that actually uses your vehicle/SUV for it's intended purpose.
29 Post contains images Avt007 : The Toyota Camry is also made in the USA by hard-working men and women. They have 3 manufacturing plants employing thousands of Americans, almost cert
30 Superfly : It's still Japanese!
31 Dash8King : Well actually it's only two wheel drive unfortunately so I can't take it off road. I can't actually drive it for 5 months when I turn 16 so I am renti
32 Dash8King : However my truck will be perfect for me when I can drive in September because I can throw my skidoo in the back of it stuff. Also I plan on getting a
33 Seb146 : I gotta admit the day-glo orange Honda is a bit much, but some of the Civics and Preludes I have seen are sweet! GO CANUCKS!!
34 Wjv04 : Seb146 Lol sorry for starting the flame war but Civics and preludes? You mean the economy cars? Cause there definattly not sports cars. There Show and
35 Positive rate : I actually drive an American made car. The Ford Probe. With the 5 speed gearbox it's a pretty decent performer- beleive it or not it's faster than my
36 Seb146 : I see cars all over that are tricked out. Most of them seem to be Preludes and Civics. I learned to drive manual on a Civic 1500. That thing would hav
37 Dragogoalie : Look and sound over power? Thats a bit odd. Yeah its nice to have a nice looking car, but its pointless if it doesnt have power. Case in point, when h
38 Zeus01 : Uggg, neons and escorts riced look terrible.........uggggggggg. And their not fast at all. So Matt D., because I have painted calipers, rims and a sma
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