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User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1302 times:

Since the flaming in the postings here lately have gotten a little tired ("liberal", "left-winger", "right-winger", etc), I have decided to post the following link to a Random Insult Generator to add some thoughtful dialoge to otherwise ordinary posts. Enjoy and let the flaming begin! Ladies and Gentlemen (sometimes, one and the same), start your generators!  Yeah sure

http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
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User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1291 times:

I am a " dreadfully dissolute reprobate and a nefarious, foul-smelling arbitrary dereliction of genetics."

-Heavymetal



It says I'm a Nazi.

-MX Heavymetal  Insane


User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 2, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1286 times:

I am a " dreadfully dissolute reprobate and a nefarious, foul-smelling arbitrary dereliction of genetics."

-Heavymetal


Over 4,000 posts later, he FINALLY admits it! There IS hope!  Laugh out loud

MxCtrlr (the real and only one)  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1283 times:

Don't mess with me, Mx. I just watched Red Dragon. In a Lecter kinda mood.  Acting devilish

User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Reply 4, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

LOL! My last name, translated to Arabic, means: "Poisonous spawn of a thousand syphilitic Infidels."

VERY funny site! Big grin


User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 5, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

Don't you just *love* the scene where he feeds Ray Liotta a piece of his own brain "lightly sauted"? Ewwwwwww! That one scene gave me the creeps!

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29795 posts, RR: 58
Reply 6, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1267 times:

What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget, in which case, you can come out of the cupboard! Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a neo-Nazi, fundamentalist militant Republican-voting mega-asshole scumbag. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, uber-incompetent fuckwit. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "Fuck off." May you live a long life and be the butt of many jokes to come.

Man it is so real, I didn't realize there was a Roy simulator on the net.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 7, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

"What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. If brains were electricity, you wouldn't have enough power to run the dynamo in a fire-fly's ass. Tall people are crap in bed. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that jacket you're wearing. It's obvious you shop at only the finest garage sales. People like you are the reason cults exist. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, go and take a fatal overdose of your medication. "
----
I am going to cry now.



Go big or go home
User currently offline747buff From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 742 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling f*ck. Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are.  Laugh out loud


At Eastern, we earn our wings every day!
User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6287 posts, RR: 34
Reply 9, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1240 times:

"Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.

Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they have no "found" department?"

Well, that's what I got, really. Serious. Honest. Truly. For real.

I'm sad and will spend the next 8 hours crying in my pretzels.



Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
User currently offlineMas a330 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1220 times:

You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome-deficient, uber-impotent, rat-faced tard-popsicle. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. If you're average looking, I'm Brad Pitt. Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. You scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim; if you had dreads, I'd grab you by your ankles and use you to mop the floor. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.

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