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Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter  
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29802 posts, RR: 58
Posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1728 times:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html


Those qualified can submit their applications to the Multnomah County Department of Human Services. Apparently it is law that the have to provide services in all the languages that their patients speak and some of their mental patients would refuse to speak anything but Klingon.

The County serves about 60,000 patients a year.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
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User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

Ok, the world can end. I think I've heard it all now.  Laugh out loud

Should we hire someone who can speak Vulcan, too, just to be safe?

[Edited 2003-05-11 06:01:20]

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29802 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1709 times:

I wonder if we can blame this on socialized medicine.

It did happen in Oregon after all.


I wonder how they are set for Romulan speakers.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8508 posts, RR: 12
Reply 3, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1707 times:

Vulcan doesn't sound as cool as Klingon does.

User currently offlineB757300 From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 4114 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1697 times:

Beam Me Up!

"batIhHa' vanglu'taHvIS quv chavbe'lu"

"Ghorgh Kronos Daq ta' rur tlhIngan ta'"

P'taqs!




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User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11677 posts, RR: 15
Reply 5, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1660 times:

Oh, geez..... For once I am glad I live in Washington.......

GO CANUCKS!!



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User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 6, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1633 times:

Beam Me Up, Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Here!  Nuts

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1614 times:

This is about a stupid as the Klingon Summer Camps. I nearly wet myself when I saw the article in today's AJC, they put a picture of some loser dressed like a Klingon with it, and I lost it!

User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 18
Reply 8, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1614 times:

Well, here's the official Klingon website for the earth: http://www.klingon.org



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