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Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29352 posts, RR: 62
Posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1586 times:

This was the cover shot for last weeks Homer News.

Please everybody take a moment and come up with a funny caption for it.
I'll explain what is special about this photo later Big grin

#&$% Left the hose on the truck

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

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L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29352 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1505 times:

Well since nobody is biting, that is my brother in the photo. I need the comments to harrass him, since he is running away from the fire in that photo.

Here are a couple I came up with.

Hot! Hot Hot!
Fire...They never tried to teach us about fire at the academy
&%#* This
A South Pacific Firewalking tour requires practice beforehand.
Screw it, let it burn
Run Away!! Run Away!!
And this is why my brother didn't get the lead in Backdraft
Budget problems plagged the movie, "The towering Inferno" from the begining.
Grass Burns?
Alec Balwin, he ain't.
Marshmellows are done
Disaster strikes firemans BBQ

Common guys, I need to one liners to harrass him with.

[Edited 2003-05-11 11:34:29]

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

Flyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 8
Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1491 times:

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TRAINING RUN!!!!

Dragogoalie From Australia, joined Oct 2001, 1220 posts, RR: 7
Reply 3, posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1490 times:

Thats it, I'm never lighting a fart again

--dragogoalie-#88--

Formerly known as Jap. Srsly. AUSTRALIA: 2 days!

L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29352 posts, RR: 62
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1472 times:

And so Casting for the remake of "The towering Inferno" begins.
Mommmieee!!!

Bean Burrito at Taco Bell....99 Cents
Another Bean Burrito at Taco Bell....Another 99 Cents
Book of Matches......25 Cents.

Swearing you will never again light a fart on fire........Priceless.

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

Thom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11949 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1470 times:

This is what happens when Jehova Witnesses knock on the dragons cave at 8Am on a sunday morning....

Not funny, but I like dragons. Insane

Thom@s

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

Petertenthije From Netherlands, joined Jul 2001, 3231 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 1451 times:

TRY YOUR DICTIONARY!

Not quite burning the midnight oil.
I have the burning fever this ain't going good.
Badly trained fire fighters are a burning issue these days.
He worked too hard, he has a "burn-out". (that's the proper term, right?)
Under fire...
...give me covering fire!
He's playing with fire.
Keep the home fires burning.
After this display he should get fired!
Fire away!
Looking for the fire escape?

This picture did fire/spark my imagination. (with some help from a dictinary, but so what!)

And while I am at it:
Homer News: DUH

Attamottamotta!

Heavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1421 times:

I FORGOT! SATAN'S DOWN THAT HOLE!

THOSE DAMN GAS BUGS!

SID'S METEORITE WATCHING DAYS CAME TO AN END QUICKLY AS HE REALIZED HE WAS PRESSING HIS LUCK.

THE ONLY WAY TO CHAR-BROIL HALLIBUT.

BLACK GOLD! TEXAS TEA! ....dude, put out that Marlbor.......(boom)

MIKE STUMBLED UPON THE RARE, ENDANGERED ALASKAN BUDDHIST MONK A MINUTE TOO LATE.

WOW! JUST LIKE THE FINAL SCENE IN 'JEDI'!

and finally!

RESIDENTS SCATTER AS ONE FIFTH OF HOMER ALASKA GOES UP IN FLAMES

MxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 40
Reply 8, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1397 times:

Thom@s,

This is what happens when Jehova Witnesses knock on the dragons cave at 8Am on a sunday morning....

Not funny,...

I thought this was probably the funniest caption so far! Good one!

My entries are:

1. (Clicking the red on his fire boots together and chanting) There's no place like home, there's NO place like home!!!!

2. Awwww Shit!

3. I moved to Alaska from Florida for this shit?

4. I'm getting too old for this shhhhhhhiiiiiiitttttt!!!!!

5. Hey, Lu-u-ucy! You got some splaining to do-o-o!

6. Bob runs from the house screaming once he realized that Mary made chili tonight with TWO TEASPOONS of Dave's Insanity Limited Edition Sauce!! Big thumbs up

MxCtrlr

Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K. Smokin cool

[Edited 2003-05-11 18:12:38]

DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(

AWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1378 times:

"Damn-it! I'm quitting smoking for sure, now!" wheeze

Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1361 times:

Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Damn Magic Girl Scout Water!!!!!!

IMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6203 posts, RR: 43
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1308 times:

I knew I should have become an accountant"

What is it with all the "is there a possibilty airline X will.." threads? The answer it'll is possible.

Airplay From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1303 times:

"I ran in to save a cat but all I found was my brother....."

"I tied my brother up to a chair before I lit the place up....let's see the little bugger get out of that one"

"Good thing I wore my brother's brown pants."

"Damn useless L-188 tankers...."

Big grin

FSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 14
Reply 13, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

That fire is Anti-Semetic!

Signed,
TodaReisenger and Co.

FSP Smile

Tbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7011 posts, RR: 28
Reply 14, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

5. Hey, Lu-u-ucy! You got some splaining to do-o-o!

My favorite so far Big thumbs up

NO URLS in signature

AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 15, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1265 times:

Smokey please don't hurt me (Smokey the bear reference)

Go big or go home

We're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 22
Reply 16, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1256 times:

The flames looked at (L-188's brother), (L-188's brother) looked at the flames, and somewhere off in the distance a dog barked....

Bend over, heads down, stay down!

RA-85154 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2001, 618 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1245 times:

"I should not have let my wife do the barbecueing" Big thumbs up

L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29352 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (10 years 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1142 times:

Hey guys thanks.

My brother got a kick out of the "Satan down the hole" one.

Now I need to print up this sheet with the photo and the comments and post it on the bulletin board down at the fire station.

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

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