GKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58 Posted (10 years 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 751 times:
From http://www.msn.co.uk/news/breakingnews10/
Five hurt in badger rampage
LONDON (Reuters) - An angry domesticated badger has savaged five people, leaving one man so seriously injured he needed skin grafts, and chased away pursuing police officers during a 48-hour rampage through a quiet town. One-year old Boris launched what experts described as unprecedented attacks after finding himself hungry, alone and frightened after being stolen or released from a wildlife visitor centre where he had been hand-reared and hand-fed. "I have been involved with badgers for 24 years and I have never heard of anything like this, nor has anyone I have spoken to," Mike Weaver, chairman of the Worcestershire Badger Society told Reuters on Tuesday. Weaver was brought in by police to catch Boris, who had bitten the five victims' arms and legs after getting loose near Evesham, Worcestershire. The officers themselves had been chased onto the bonnet of their car as they tried to round up Boris, who was later put down. Weaver said badgers were notoriously powerful animals and the incident showed the folly of trying to turn wild animals into pets.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 2, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 731 times:
Ten to one this will be blamed by the tourist board for a fall in visitor numbers..."Tourists stay away due to dangerous animals on the loose in the UK"
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
IMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6203 posts, RR: 43 Reply 5, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 677 times:
A "domesticated" badger?" Sure. And what is this "unprecedented attack" bit? Baders are not very social beasts. I'd rather my dog meet a bear or mountain lion than a badger. Of sourse there are likely to be no badgers in the mountains of Arizona. But still, what kind of idiot would try to tame a badger?"
What is it with all the "is there a possibilty airline X will.." threads? The answer it'll is possible.
DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7673 posts, RR: 18 Reply 6, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 675 times:
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
MxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 40 Reply 8, posted (10 years 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 664 times:
I can almost see it now...
"Help me! There's a badger loose in my shorts and he's doing LAPS on my nuts!!!!!" ROFLMFAO! There are some animals that are better left alone and a badger has to be waaaaay up there on the list! Let's see - Animals that we should NOT attempt to domesticate:
Badgers
Great White Sharks (They're so "hugable")
Giant Squid
Badgers
Tiger Sharks
Electric Eels
Badgers
Moray Eels
Badgers
MxCtrlr
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(