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Dangerous Badger!  
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 25347 posts, RR: 54
Posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1327 times:

 Wow!  Wow!
From http://www.msn.co.uk/news/breakingnews10/
Five hurt in badger rampage
LONDON (Reuters) - An angry domesticated badger has savaged five people, leaving one man so seriously injured he needed skin grafts, and chased away pursuing police officers during a 48-hour rampage through a quiet town. One-year old Boris launched what experts described as unprecedented attacks after finding himself hungry, alone and frightened after being stolen or released from a wildlife visitor centre where he had been hand-reared and hand-fed. "I have been involved with badgers for 24 years and I have never heard of anything like this, nor has anyone I have spoken to," Mike Weaver, chairman of the Worcestershire Badger Society told Reuters on Tuesday. Weaver was brought in by police to catch Boris, who had bitten the five victims' arms and legs after getting loose near Evesham, Worcestershire. The officers themselves had been chased onto the bonnet of their car as they tried to round up Boris, who was later put down. Weaver said badgers were notoriously powerful animals and the incident showed the folly of trying to turn wild animals into pets.

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User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1317 times:

Breaking news...  Laugh out loud

This will be on all the front pages tomorrow! Laugh out loud


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

Ten to one this will be blamed by the tourist board for a fall in visitor numbers..."Tourists stay away due to dangerous animals on the loose in the UK" Big grin

She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineHeavymetal From Ireland, joined May 2015, 25 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1297 times:

"Domesticated Badger"

I lived up in the northwoods long enough to know that's like saying "domesticated tiger shark".

Those little bastards are ferocious.

User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 36
Reply 4, posted (13 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1259 times:

Dangerous badger?

I am more afraid of beaver.


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User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6544 posts, RR: 29
Reply 5, posted (13 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1253 times:

A "domesticated" badger?" Sure. And what is this "unprecedented attack" bit? Baders are not very social beasts. I'd rather my dog meet a bear or mountain lion than a badger. Of sourse there are likely to be no badgers in the mountains of Arizona. But still, what kind of idiot would try to tame a badger?"

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User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7906 posts, RR: 14
Reply 6, posted (13 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1251 times:

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

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User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (13 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1246 times:

This takes the expression "badgering" to a whole new level. Big grin

User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 32
Reply 8, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1240 times:

I can almost see it now...

"Help me! There's a badger loose in my shorts and he's doing LAPS on my nuts!!!!!" ROFLMFAO!  Laugh out loud There are some animals that are better left alone and a badger has to be waaaaay up there on the list! Let's see - Animals that we should NOT attempt to domesticate:

Great White Sharks (They're so "hugable")
Giant Squid
Tiger Sharks
Electric Eels
Moray Eels

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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 23
Reply 9, posted (13 years 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1236 times:

Don't forget to add Tapeworms to that list. They wouldn't exactly make the best of pets  Laugh out loud

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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 52
Reply 10, posted (13 years 2 weeks ago) and read 1234 times:

Badgers are the biggest carnivore found in the UK.

We know how to live on the wild side over here. None of your nancy bears, big cats, snakes or anything like that. Be afraid, be very afraid...  Big grin

She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 18
Reply 11, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1222 times:
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No Australian-style man-eating crocs, snakes and tarantula's either.  Big grin

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