727LOVER From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5946 posts, RR: 18 Posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1212 times:
So, what age were you when you realized that there was no tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus. Did you figure it out yourself, or did someone tell you? And if you have a younger sibling, did you have to keep the SECRET quiet?
Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.
MxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 37
Reply 8, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 1130 times:
I was once told to NEVER stop believing in the tooth fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa Claus! Always keep a little bit of the little kid in you and always nurture that little kid!
"I'm growing older, but not up!
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck!
Let the wind of change blow over my head,
I'd rather die while I'm living than live when I'm dead!"
- Jimmy Buffet, "I'm Growing Older But Not Up"
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
PROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5568 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1092 times:
When I was six years old, in first grade, I figured out that Santa Claus didn't exist (why I came to that conclusion, I no longer remember). I immediately went and told all the other kids in my class that Santa wasn't real. The teacher, and the other kids' parents, were not amused.
"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
Alpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1089 times:
I don't care too much for the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy, but I will ALWAYS believe in Santa Claus, until the day I die. MAybe Santa isn't a real person, but he's the spirit of giving that, along with the true meaning of Christmas, makes it such a joyous day. Give that up. Never.
EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13177 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (10 years 10 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1041 times:
I only learned of this when told by Mohammed Saheed al-Sahaf.
"There is no Santa Claus! It is our beloved Saddam Hussein, his name be praised, who delivers gifts to the good boys and girls of the world. The infidels will have you believe their children get such presents, when in fact, it is only those of Islamic faith who receive them. The children of the infidels receive coal and dirt as black as their hearts!"
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan