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Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II  
User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2968 times:

About a month ago, someone posted a "Fun at Wal Mart" thread detailing all the funny stuff you could do for a laugh inside one of "America's Superstores!"

There were some great ideas......a few of which I passed on to one of the morning shows I deal with  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

One of our "interns" took one of the ideas......"Go into Wal Mart and quit"...and made it reality. It was hilarious. He went in with smock, nametag, the works....and ended up telling everyone this was his last day. The whole place...from manager on down....wished him well (on the hidden audio, the manager kept saying "Why have I never met you?"). Anyway, here's some pictures of Todd with his 'co-workers' shortly before he left the Wal-Mart family. To go work at Target!

http://www.wild955.com/jacor-common/globalphotos.html?eventID=16069&eventsection=KVpics

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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2875 times:

I've always endorsed following someone around the store, and then when they aren't looking, put extra things in their carts...then get behind them at the checkout line. They'll scratch their heads wondering where it came from. And as often as not, they'll pay for it anyway!

User currently offlineDeltaASA16 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2853 times:

I loved the Mullet hunting idea...anyone here ever done it???


DeltaASA16


User currently offlineAirplay From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 2833 times:

I hope none of you guys fear getting punched in the face. That's what you risk here with these childish pranks. How old are you people anyway??

User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13507 posts, RR: 62
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 2824 times:
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One of our "interns" took one of the ideas......"Go into Wal Mart and quit"...and made it reality. It was hilarious. He went in with smock, nametag, the works....and ended up telling everyone this was his last day. The whole place...from manager on down....wished him well (on the hidden audio, the manager kept saying "Why have I never met you?"). Anyway, here's some pictures of Todd with his 'co-workers' shortly before he left the Wal-Mart family. To go work at Target!

ROFLMAO!!! That is seriously funny!



"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offlineAviationMaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2479 posts, RR: 34
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 2807 times:

"the manager kept saying "Why have I never met you?"

ROFL Big grin


User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 2802 times:

I hope none of you guys fear getting punched in the face.

Contrary to what you may have heard from Don Rumsfled, mindless violence is usually not the first choice of most Americans when confronted with a falsehood.

That's what you risk here with these childish pranks. How old are you people anyway??

Obviously we haven't reached the age where a good chuckle is no longer required. Like some people.

Aviation Master, I wish I had a way to post the audio of the stunt. It's funny!
After the manager said that, our boy said "Can I get a hug?" She hugged him!


User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2775 times:

Heavymetal,

Does everything from Wal*Mart to what kind of underwear you wear an excuse to bash the Bush administration??

Grow up.



Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2762 times:

Not that it has anything to do with the thread topic.....but.....

If you are the typical fan of the Bush Administration, that's all the excuse I need smart ass.

And why don't you exit puberty and let your nuts drop before you ring off on who should 'grow up'.


User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2775 times:

You should grow up.

You never seem to get past politics, ever. You call me a idiot when you still cant accept election results. For crying out loud, every post Ive seen you make has something to do with why the President is so bad.

Show your true intelligence by rattling off petty insults at me, nice touch.



For Your information, I supported Jennifer Granholm (D) in my state gubernatorial race.



Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2772 times:

Look, I don't care if you supported Rueben in the last Idol poll, or Jerry the Indonesian stink Badger in the mayor's race.....

Don't go tossing around "grow up"'s around without expecting a retaliatory strike of good ol' fashioned smart assism. Take a pot shot. Get a pot shot. That's how it works.

If you're so gawddamned angry about why I don't like the President, start a thread about why he's just so gosh darn cool to you.


User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2763 times:

Never said I like the president, never said I didnt.. He hasnt done anything thats too terribly impressed me, and he hasnt done anything thats offended me. I dont talk about it nonstop though.


Its the only thing on your mind!



Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineDinker225 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1059 posts, RR: 18
Reply 12, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2739 times:

I may have to try one of these pranks. We are getting a new Super Walmart in my area in July. Its going to be huge!! The new Home Depot right next to it opened up today. Both enormous stores.

Dinker



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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2729 times:

Yeay!! Another mindless political argument! *pulls up a chair*

Matt D,

I gotta try that out sometime, it sounds amusing  Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineShamrock1Heavy From Ireland, joined Nov 2002, 250 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2720 times:

heavymetal, - I love your comments! I am also a hater of the Bu$h admin.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand - The wal-mart thing is great!, I got kicked out of the eletronics department just last week for having fun with their music sampling thing!

-D



when in hell, we'll do shots at the bar
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2710 times:

Sorry to break up the fun but...I'll tryto get back to the thread topic..

Figure out how to use the intercom and do your best Tom Jones impersonation, heck some of the locals "ladies" might start tossing the keys to their mobile home at you.

Go to the display of vacumm cleaners and take one down and procede to try to clean the womens rest room (Loo, washroom or any other area where a bog roll is kept)

This one only works if you are ILS...
Take your daddy's BMW (with interior by KIA) to the automotive section and tell them that you want to by your daddy a set of the special 4 tires for $99 as a gift

Yours,
IHadAPheo+anMI



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User currently offlineMarcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1777 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2689 times:

You call me a idiot when you still cant accept election results.
*********************

2000 Oficial Presidential General Elections Results

Bush
50,456,002 votes
47.87%

Gore
50,999,897 vote
48.38%

Winner......Bush

Did I miss something here?



Kids!....we are going to the happiest place on earth...TIJUANA! signed: Krusty the Clown
User currently offlineEric505 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 592 posts, RR: 4
Reply 17, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2694 times:

Winner......Bush

Did I miss something here?


Yes - the electoral college which elects our president. GW won this through Florida (fairly or unfairly as you may see it)



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User currently offlineN907CL From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 255 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2664 times:

Call the Wal-Mart in Carthage, TN and ask if door greeter Al Gore can come to the phone.


Brian
User currently offlineShamrock1Heavy From Ireland, joined Nov 2002, 250 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2647 times:

Also, who cares if he won (be it he cheated or not) We still have a right to critize and hate him.

-D



when in hell, we'll do shots at the bar
User currently offlineBartiniMan From Australia, joined Jul 2001, 315 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2644 times:

Bush
50,456,002 votes
47.87%

Gore
50,999,897 vote
48.38%


Does that mean there is just over 100 million americans who are 18+ years old.
Out of the 250 million Americans, you'd think there'd be more adults than kids, wouldnt you :?

BartiniMan



User currently offlineAviationMaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2479 posts, RR: 34
Reply 21, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2625 times:

What does Bush have to do with Wal Mart?  Innocent

User currently offlineUSAirways737 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1026 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 2618 times:

Bartinman-

You are assuming everyone voted. Only about half of the people of voting age voted for that election. Also there are some people who legally can't vote anymore like if they have committed a felony crime.

Erik in MSP


User currently offlineKAL_LM From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 497 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2572 times:

Other than questioning whether Bush shops at Wal-Mart, talking about him makes no sense. Can't you people go for one thread without bringing up that crap?

Anyways...on to the original topic at hand...

instead of mullet hunting, if you have taken anti-nasuea drungs ahead of time, you can count plumber's crack (also works at Home Depot!).

tell them you saw a IROC/Camaro/Firebird/beater with a confederate flag sticker in the parking lot with it's headlights on, watch how many go running.

actually shop there, it's pretty funny to see the cheap crap they carry!

regards,
Tom
wondering if Bush shops at Wal-Mart?



is that a light at the end of the tunnel or just a train?
User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13507 posts, RR: 62
Reply 24, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2567 times:
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It's already been suggested by multiple comedians, but...

Go into Wal Mart and ask if they sell guns. Then ask if they sell ammunition. Top it all off by asking if they also sell ski masks.



"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29791 posts, RR: 58
Reply 25, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2576 times:

Actually I don't need to do that with the local ones EA CO AS. They are usually in adjacent aisles at the ones here in AK.


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