MxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 34 Posted (11 years 11 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 996 times:
What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18 , 28, 38 and 48?
The answer is:
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
Do you know how to say blond in German?
The Ford Motor Company is unveiling an electric car with a body entirely made of plastic.
I believe they're calling it the Cher.
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
CanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3406 posts, RR: 8
Reply 2, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 955 times:
the cruise director on our last cruise aboard Royal Caribbean's outstanding ship Splendour of the Seas told us all this one on the last night of the cruise...
"Ok there was this ship and the chief purser was a woman. On the last night of the cruise this lady recieved a bill for $200 that she didnt spend. She went down to the pursers desk and asked the cheif purser "whats this? whats bill for $200 from?" The cheif purser replied, "Oh that is for the mini bar in your cabin". The lady then said, "But I never touched the mini bar in the cabin!", The chief purser replied, "Well it was there for you, and if you didnt use it its your fault." The woman then walked back down to her cabin, sat down at the desk and started writing while her 70 year old husband sat there drinking a rum n coke while sitting on their balcony. She soon came back to the pursers desk and handed the cheif purser a bill for $200. The chief purser said "Whats this!", the lady replied, "Thats for my husband". The cheif purser replied "but but I never touched your husband!" the lady then said, "Yes I know, but he was there and if you didnt use him it's your fault."
-Karen, the cruise director from our cruise aboard Royal Caribbean International's magnificent Splendour of the Seas.