Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23 Posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 6036 times:
Alrighty.. What are your favorite movie lines? Can be classics or not, whatever Can even be stuff in the "Feature Commentary"
Here's some of mine..
American pie II:
Stifler: "HOHOHO StifflerClause is here! Now, just so there's no confusion, santa porn has brought us some heterosexual entertainment. And the Stiffmeister has provided complimentary lubricant. Whack away Jim, whack away"
In the "feature commentary" on AP II, they were talking about lines after Jim glued his hand to his dick.. and after the ER scene, they told him "Hey Jim, how's the twig and giggleberries?" He replied "Colorful. My dick looks like a paint by numbers".
What he WANTED to say was "Oh, my dick looks like PaPa Smurf got caught in a blender"
Full Metal Jacket:
"Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!"
Air Force One:
"Get off my plane!!!!"
There's more, but I'll let all of you throw some into the mix as well first
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Nebel From Switzerland, joined Nov 2001, 35 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 5968 times:
Oh, and this too;
- Tell me, Pilla. You understand why we have a chain of command, don't you?
- Roger that, sir.
- 'cause if I ever see you undermining it again, You'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue until you can't taste the difference between shit and French fries. Are we clear?
- Hoo-ah, sir.
Ilyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 13
Reply 17, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 5905 times:
"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the ONLY BANG YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET, SWEETHEART!" - Bernadette, aka Frank, to a nasty skank of a woman in a sleazy bar in the outback, in the movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
"Noooooo wiiiiiiire....HANGAAAAAAARS!!!" - Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, in Mommie Dearest.
"OWEEEEN!!! GET ME A SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!!! OWEN, HURRY UP!!! Chop chop, Owen, come on..." - Momma, played by Anne Ramsey, in Throw Momma From the Train.
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" - Sigourney Weaver as Lt. Ripley in Aliens.
"You came here in THAT? You're braver than I thought!" - Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, Star Wars.
Dragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3973 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 5888 times:
The truth! You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" -- A Few Good Men
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -- Apocalypse Now
--"Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?" -- Star Wars
It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis! -- Rush Hour
Scott: It's no hassle-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: But-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: I'm-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: All I'm say-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: There gonna get a-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: I'm-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: I'm just-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: Would-- Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock. Scott: Who's there? Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: But-- Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. -- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Ybacpa From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1108 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 5838 times:
Up The Creek:
"Mr. McGraw, as you are aware, this university, our university, has the reputation as the single worst educational institutional in the country"
"Thats because it is the worst educational institutional in the country, sir."
"You are not near the bottom of the list, you ARE the bottom of the list!"
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
"He needed a shave, bath, cup of coffee, and a good women--except he totally came to the wrong place."
SkyTeam: The alliance for third rate airlines finally getting their act together!
: "Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" *** "Toga! Toga! Toga!"
: Banks don't open on Sunday . Mine wil,I will show you. Gotta key or somethin'? Of a kind... Goldfinger 1964. I'm Mr Goldfinger's personal pilot. And
27 EA CO AS
: "Of course you are." - James Bond to Pussy Galore, upon hearing her name; "Goldfinger"