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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 20
Posted (13 years 19 hours ago) and read 6807 times:

Alrighty.. What are your favorite movie lines? Can be classics or not, whatever  Smile Can even be stuff in the "Feature Commentary"

Here's some of mine..

American pie II:

Stifler: "HOHOHO StifflerClause is here! Now, just so there's no confusion, santa porn has brought us some heterosexual entertainment. And the Stiffmeister has provided complimentary lubricant. Whack away Jim, whack away"

In the "feature commentary" on AP II, they were talking about lines after Jim glued his hand to his dick.. and after the ER scene, they told him "Hey Jim, how's the twig and giggleberries?" He replied "Colorful. My dick looks like a paint by numbers".

What he WANTED to say was "Oh, my dick looks like PaPa Smurf got caught in a blender"

Full Metal Jacket:

"Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!"


Air Force One:

"Get off my plane!!!!"


There's more, but I'll let all of you throw some into the mix as well first  Smile


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (13 years 19 hours ago) and read 6863 times:

"Yipee Kayee Mother Fu**er" John McClane - Bruce Willis in any of the Diehard flicks.

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (13 years 19 hours ago) and read 6804 times:

A customer at a movie store I work at asked me what line this is from, and I could not figure it out.. Maybe one of you out there knows? It'll help me out..  Smile

"In all parts of life, there are unwritted rules. Some good, some bad. The thing is trying to go through life and not break them. Cause once you do, you're f*cked."



[Edited 2003-06-01 00:25:53]

Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 19 hours ago) and read 6786 times:

Randall: "I'm a firm beliver in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."

Customer: "That's a cute cat, what's its name?"
Randall: "Annoying Customer."

Dante: "Anybody seen a ball down there?"
Jay: "Biggest set you've ever seen dingleberry!"

High Fidelity:

Rob: "Which came first, the music or the misery?"

Rob: "If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have gotten to me earlier!"


"F***ing machine took my quarter!"

"Yeah Coach, old time hockey."

The Breakfast Club:

Bender: "How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

User currently offlineBmi330 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 1455 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (13 years 18 hours ago) and read 6756 times:


Bond, James Bond.

They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!

User currently offlineNebel From Switzerland, joined Nov 2001, 35 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (13 years 18 hours ago) and read 6749 times:

This isn't a movie, but still:

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!"

User currently offlineNebel From Switzerland, joined Nov 2001, 35 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (13 years 18 hours ago) and read 6739 times:

Oh, and this too;

- Tell me, Pilla. You understand why we have a chain of command, don't you?
- Roger that, sir.
- 'cause if I ever see you undermining it again, You'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue until you can't taste the difference between shit and French fries. Are we clear?
- Hoo-ah, sir.

User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7907 posts, RR: 14
Reply 7, posted (13 years 18 hours ago) and read 6739 times:

Dr. Strangelove

"Stop fighting in here, this is the war room!"

Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (13 years 18 hours ago) and read 6731 times:

"I must break you"
Rocky IV

Go big or go home
User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 15353 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (13 years 17 hours ago) and read 6718 times:
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The best scene in movie history? "The Cannonball Run," involving Jamie Blake (Dean Martin), Fenderbaum (Sammy Davis, Jr.) and Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder:

Fenderbaum: "We've got us a secret weapon; God is our co-pilot!"

Snyder: "You'll need him!"

Blake: "GOD is our co-pilot?"

Fenderbaum: "Uh-huh!"

Blake: "Remember our car?"

Fenderbaum: "Uh-huh..."

Blake: "Two seats?"

Fenderbaum: "Two sea....?"

<<< SMACK! >>>

Blake: "Where's he gonna sit? Where?"

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (13 years 17 hours ago) and read 6715 times:

"Surely, you can't be serious"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."


Nebel:  Laugh out loud Trailer Park Boys is great!

[Edited 2003-06-01 02:31:53]

User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2684 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (13 years 16 hours ago) and read 6711 times:

"Dont start up with your white zone shit again, betty"

-- Airport announcers in Airplane!

"We a choice for dinner, either chicken or fish"

"Ahh yes I remember now, I had lasagne."

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 20
Reply 12, posted (13 years 16 hours ago) and read 6698 times:

From Airplane:

Hi Jack!!

Roger Over, do we have Clearence Clarance?


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6028 posts, RR: 54
Reply 13, posted (13 years 15 hours ago) and read 6696 times:

Movie: Kalifornia

Brian Kessler to Early Grayce: "Early just how many people have you killed?"

Early Gracye to Brian Kessler: "Well Bry, how many you see me kill?"

Brian Kessler to Early Grayce: "None"

Early Grayce to Brian Kessler: "well Bry then thats how many I killed then"

Also from Kalifornia

Early Grace to Adele Corners: "In Kalifornia your first month's rent is free.. state law, si I figure we just move fromplace to place till we can get settled money wise"

Early Grayce:"Reebs. That's what we used to call them when we was kids.It's beer spelled backwards"

Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 36
Reply 14, posted (13 years 15 hours ago) and read 6687 times:

Billy Madison:
"Ohhhh Veronica Vaughn, so hot, want to touch the hiney."

"Come back here Mr. Penguin, at the zoo they will treat you real respectable like"

"Are you sure you fell asleep? Or did you just pass out?"

"O'Doyle Rules!"

"I'll turn this damn bus around and ruin your precious field trip"

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"

[Edited 2003-06-01 04:43:55]

America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineDeltaRules From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4190 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (13 years 14 hours ago) and read 6759 times:

From Goldeneye:
Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
James Bond- "You first."


Let's Kick the Tires & Light the Fires!!
User currently offlinePositive rate From Australia, joined Sep 2001, 2143 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (13 years 11 hours ago) and read 6673 times:

From Aliens: "Game over man, game over!"

Apollo 13: "Houston we have a problem"

The Right Stuff: "Alright i'm wetter than you are, let's light this candle"

Back to the Future: "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 11
Reply 17, posted (13 years 10 hours ago) and read 6676 times:

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the ONLY BANG YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET, SWEETHEART!" - Bernadette, aka Frank, to a nasty skank of a woman in a sleazy bar in the outback, in the movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

"Noooooo wiiiiiiire....HANGAAAAAAARS!!!" - Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, in Mommie Dearest.

"OWEEEEN!!! GET ME A SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!!! OWEN, HURRY UP!!! Chop chop, Owen, come on..." - Momma, played by Anne Ramsey, in Throw Momma From the Train.

"Get away from her, you BITCH!" - Sigourney Weaver as Lt. Ripley in Aliens.

"You came here in THAT? You're braver than I thought!" - Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, Star Wars.

...to name a few...

User currently offlineTrident3 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 1015 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (13 years 10 hours ago) and read 6663 times:

You're only supposed to blow the blody doors off!
Michael Caine -The Italian Job

"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
User currently offlineBartiniMan From Australia, joined Jul 2001, 315 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (13 years 10 hours ago) and read 6652 times:

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman ?! " --> Hear no evil see no evil

User currently offlineDragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 4055 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (13 years 9 hours ago) and read 6659 times:

The truth! You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" -- A Few Good Men

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -- Apocalypse Now

--"Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?" -- Star Wars

It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis! -- Rush Hour

Scott: It's no hassle-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: But-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: I'm-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: All I'm say-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: There gonna get a-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: I'm-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: I'm just-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: Would-- Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock. Scott: Who's there? Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott: But-- Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. -- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Don't give up don't ever give up - Jim Valvano
User currently offlineMas a330 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (13 years 7 hours ago) and read 6984 times:

May the Force be with you

User currently offlineUnited_Fan From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 7687 posts, RR: 6
Reply 22, posted (12 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 6638 times:

Blues Brothers
"Our lady of blessed acceleration don't fail me now!"

Champagne For My Real Friends,and Real Pain For My Sham Friends
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4053 posts, RR: 52
Reply 23, posted (12 years 12 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 6620 times:

"You screw up just this much, and you'll be flying a cargo plane fulla rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong " - Top Gun.

" I feel the need - the need for SPEED " - Top Gun also.

" Well shit in a bag and punch it " - 51st State.

" Welcome to the Xander Zone " - xXx.

" The names Bond, James Bond " - Every single James Bond film.

" You expect me to talk ? " - "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" - Goldfinger.

"Umm Humm this is a tasty burger " - Pulp Fiction.

" I'll Be back " - Terminator / T2.

" Umm Frost " - Dumb and Dumber.

" Run Forrest Run " - Forrest Gump.

" This one time at band camp " - American Pie / AP2.

" Why do I always get the big fat motherf**ker ?" "You a Popeye's fried chicken eating motherf**ker ?" - Bad Boys.

" Send a maniac to catch a maniac " - Demolition Man.

Thats about all I can think of at the moment.


"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
User currently offlineYbacpa From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1108 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (12 years 12 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 6609 times:

Up The Creek:

"Mr. McGraw, as you are aware, this university, our university, has the reputation as the single worst educational institutional in the country"
"Thats because it is the worst educational institutional in the country, sir."

"You are not near the bottom of the list, you ARE the bottom of the list!"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"He needed a shave, bath, cup of coffee, and a good women--except he totally came to the wrong place."

SkyTeam: The alliance for third rate airlines finally getting their act together!
25 Post contains images Confuscius : "Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" *** "Toga! Toga! Toga!"
26 United_Fan : Banks don't open on Sunday . Mine wil,I will show you. Gotta key or somethin'? Of a kind... Goldfinger 1964. I'm Mr Goldfinger's personal pilot. And
27 EA CO AS : "Of course you are." - James Bond to Pussy Galore, upon hearing her name; "Goldfinger"
28 N766UA : NI!!!
29 United_Fan : More from the best movie ever made - Goldfinger. Here for the hunting season ? Huh. I have a case just like it. They're for my iceskates.Lovely sport
30 C172Akula : Hey Nebel that line wouldn't happen to be from "Trailer Park Boys" would it? Sounds very familiar. As for one of my favorite lines: "Plan B is to giv'
31 United_Fan : From Titanic.. "But this ship cannot sink!!!" She's made of iron,she can,and she will,I assure you"
32 Buckfifty : "What are you doing Bond?" "I'm just keeping the British end up, sir."
33 Homer71 : Another Bond, "Moonraker" Bond and Dr. Goodhead (what a name!) having sex in the space shuttle (in orbit) while Mission Control watches them via close
34 C172Akula : How could I forget a new one that I loved: From The Matrix Reloaded.... "I love swearing in French, it's like wiping your ass with silk."
35 Homer71 : From "Glengarry Glen Ross", about the cutthroat world of real estate Blake (Alec Baldwin): "You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I
36 CPH-R : From "Stalingrad": General Hentz: To sum it up, gentlemen...we're in deep shit. One German foot soldier: Where is our artillery? Another German foot s
37 Post contains images Mirrodie : Danny Glover in the original Diehard, talking about a hooker... "all dressed up and no one to blow" ---------------------------------------- SRBMOB, g
38 Homer71 : That would be Glover in the original "Lethal Weapon", not "Die Hard"
39 Nebel : Hey Nebel that line wouldn't happen to be from "Trailer Park Boys" would it? Sounds very familiar. Yeap, you are correct. Love it.
40 Post contains images Banco : Julius Caesar in Carry on Cleo: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
41 Shamrock1Heavy : "There was me, that is Alex and my 3 droogs, as we sat there in the Korova...." - Alex "A Clockwork Orange" "Fuck you" - jay, any kevin smith movie "Y
42 United_Fan : Also from Pulp Fiction - 'My name's Paul and this is between y'all ' "Mahvin,what do you think about all this?' "Man,I don't even have an opinion' Fr
43 Stretch 8 : From the film "Deliverance": mountainman to poor Ned Beatty: "Why don't you drop them pants . . . do think about it, just do it . . . take em right of
44 Qantas744 : Airplane!: Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden. Matt
45 Sccutler : In Casablanca, following Gestapo orders to close Rick's American Bar: Vichy: "But I have no reason to close it! " Nazi: "Find one! " Vichy, to Rick: "
46 Homer71 : Virgil (James Gandolfini) in "True Romance": "Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a sh*t if you're f*ckin' Wyatt Ea
47 Greg : "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night..." Bette Davis as Margot Channing in All About Eve "When I told you to call me that, I wanted
48 Kevi747 : OK, its official, Mommie Dearest is the best movie for quoting...EVER!! We've even got the straight guys quoting it now. Here's a few more: "Don't you
49 Post contains images Vaporlock : Fav Movie: Love Story (Ryan O'Neal & Ally McGraw) Fav Line: "Love means never having to say your sorry". Phyllis
50 Srbmod : Some more classics: Quadrophenia: Ace Face: I'll pay now if you don't mind. You haven't got a pen have you, your honor? Jimmy: You killed my scooter!
51 Blink182 : "This isn't a joke! When you kill people, people die!"-Antitrust "All men die, not all men live"-Braveheart "I just stuck a trumpet up your ass!"-Amer
52 Tbar220 : Ilyushin96M, "Noooooo wiiiiiiire....HANGAAAAAAARS!!!" - Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, in Mommie Dearest. - That has to be one of the most chilling pe
53 AviationMaster : "My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump"
54 AA61hvy : Blink-that was part 2 --- "Just give it a tap; tap, tap, taporoo" "Yo Adrian, I did it"
55 Tbar220 : "It's all so fucking hysterical." - Peter Sullivan, Road to Perdition
56 Post contains links Aloges : Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' them together!" I don't know why, but I löove that one an
57 Cptkrell : JAWS / Richard Dreyfuss to Robert Shaw when he (and the audience) first saw the shark: "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat" BARBAROSA / Willie Nel
58 Post contains images Leezyjet : Asta La Vista (sp??) - T2. One of my favorites, I'd love to try sometime in a posh shop or car showroom :- Do you take cash ? (pulls out wads of money
59 727_gal : Clerks: Dante: Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidel
60 BartiniMan : "IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT" - Predator
61 Us330 : In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!- Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Crazy crackers with guns. It
62 Post contains images AA61hvy : CptKrell-That was Roy Shieder to Robert Shaw in Jaws
63 B757300 : Airplane- Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking/drinking/amphetamines/sniffing glue.
64 L-188 : Top Gun.... Maverick, "I'm bringing him in closer" Merlin, "Your gonna do WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!" Blazing Saddles Hey where are all the white wo
65 Srbmod : Tommy Boy: Tommy: Did you hear I graduated? Richard Hayden: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy: A lot of people go to college for
66 Cptkrell : AA61hvy; how right you are. Roy was throwing chum over the back of the "Orca". I was petrified to go in the ocean for about a year after seeing that m
67 L-188 : Actually lets give the credit for the we don't need Stinking Badges credit to the original movie, the John Huston classic, "Treasure of the Seirra Mad
68 AA61hvy : CptKrell- That used to be my favorite movie for a while, its pretty cool, I have it on DVD and it has 2 hours of extras.
69 Cptkrell : L188; you refreshed this old mind once again (I wonder how many cells I've lost in 60 yrs?)...Jack
70 United_Fan : The great Christopher Walken in 'From a View To A Kill' "Intuitive improvisation is a true sign of genious" Another from Scarface "Who ,what and wher
71 United_Fan : One quick one from 'Clueless' 'I got a 45 and a shovel,I highly doubt anyone would miss you'
72 AA61hvy : Was "Yadda, Yadda, Yadda..." mentioned?
73 Nonrevman : No, I am your father! Darth Vader, Empire Strikes Back You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history Robin Williams, Good Morni
74 Dc10guy : "This here's the most powerful hand gun in the world, the 44 magnum it can blow a mans head clean off. Now I know what your thinking, did he fire 5 o
75 United_Fan : Another from The Blues Brothers....... "I bet these cops have S.C.M.O.D.S. . Huh? State County Municlpe Offender Data System. " I always think of thi
76 L-188 : One from Star Trek the Undiscovered Country. Spock, "There is an old Vulcan saying, 'Only Nixon could go to China'"
77 United_Fan : More Blues Brothers....... "Oh no we've thrown a rod" "Is that bad?" 'yep...' "Jacob Stein AFM,wonder if you gentlemen are carrying your union cards?
78 Ybacpa : some more of my favorites: "He's a peeping Tom!" -Back to the Future "This is quite possibly the stupidest criminal on the face of the earth." "Maybe
79 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hello. Here's a few ...... "Here's Johny!!!" ......... from The Shinning, with Jack Nicholson. Cheech & Chong .......... > Hey man, where did you get
80 Kj76 : Good one also from dumb&dumber: Harry: (looking at a girl with his boyfriend) "look at the butt on that" Lloyd: "yeah, he must work out" And the best
81 CanadianNorth : "Winnipeg Centre, this is 174, We may have a bigger problem thought." -Falling from the Sky. "Passengers, this is your captain speaking, everything is
82 DeltaRules : Thought of some more: From Thunderball, when a man approached Bond & Domino: Domino- "He must have followed us." Bond- (shoots harpoon) "I think he go
83 Post contains images AA61hvy : How about Bill: "Peter, whats happening?" Bill: "Mmm, yeah" -Office Space
84 Soku39 : Half Baked said by John Stewart I know you've seen a 20 dollar bill, but have you ever seen a 20 dollar bill on weed? See those guys behind the bushes
85 L-188 : You know where this on is from Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damm. From Airport. The F/E screwing with the newbie F/A Oh he gets fainting spells, Wh
86 EIPremier : From Life of Brian Brian:But, Mum. Judith! Mandy: Now, leave that Welsh tart alone. Brian: But I don't really want to, Mum. Another one... BRIAN: Look
87 CanyonBlue : "Let's show this pre-historic B***H how we do things downtown!" - Bill Murray, Ghostbusters "Sit down and shut up, you big, bald F**K!" - Dennis Farin
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