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Forked Tongue: The Latest Trend  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1861 times:

Just when I thought I've seen it all, here is the latest trend, which is sure to become HUGE:

The forked tongue. Never mind practicality, risks, or later regrets, or the fact that you will end up sounding like a gay Daffy Duck when you speak. This fad has all the necessary ingredients for success: It is risky. It is new. And most important, it is (most likely) offensive to anyone over the age of 35. And of course, it is something unique to todays young generation; something they can use to "identify" themselves.

PS: What will the old saying of "Speaking with a forked tongue" mean? I guess it will be a literal statement.



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User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

I'm in my late 20s (over the hill........?) and to be honest this just makes me cringe. After biting, cutting and burning my tongue countless times over the years I wouldn't dare do something like that to my tongue on purpose.

That being said, it could make certain pleasures....different to say the least. For both parties. Then again, I'm not cutting my tongue in half just so I can have my head crushed by thighs even harder.


User currently offlineMt99 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 6678 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1794 times:
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That has got to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen... i guess ill be skipping lunch today


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User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1776 times:

Reminds me of the song 'forked tongue kiss' by Overkill, but its sick!  Wow!

User currently offlineBmi330 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 1450 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1769 times:

That's sick. It will only be a small proprsion like gothic n mosher people but.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

Wow, someone familiar with an Overkill song...other than me.

As for this latest "trend". I'm not sure it will catch on to become something 'big' but stranger things have happened.

In a lighter side, 777236ER...I' msure We're Nuts would like you to get a split tongue and then.......ahhhhh never mind.


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

Trust me get a forked tongue-all the boys like it
Signed, JCS17



Go big or go home
User currently offlineKearnet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 230 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1722 times:

Since it looks like you can move each half independantly, I wonder if with a little practice, he could juggle peas with his tongue. then, for big finish he could juggle them through his nose ring!

However, if he REALLY wanted to impress me he would juggle them though his nose ring while the peas were on fire. Now that's something I'd pay to see (well almost)!


User currently offlineBlink182 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 5485 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1710 times:

I hope to god that my generation has not become THAT low. If people want to get pierced, I can look at that, but that tongue thing gives me the creeps.

blink



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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1698 times:
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Has anyone here MET anyone with these tongues? Living near NYC, I am sure to run into one sooner or later. Yuck!


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User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1688 times:

I'd like to get an ordinary piercing in the tounge. I'm a bit scared of it getting infected and stuff though so i haven't done it yet. That above stuff looks dreadful though.

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1672 times:

Well, the mouth IS the most bacteria infested part of the body (well besides the sphincter I suppose), so the risk of infection IS pretty high.

I also once knew a girl who had to be rushed to the emergency room following a tongue piercing. The guy that did it apparently wasn't too careful and he punctured an artery in her tongue and she nearly bled to death.

Of course, Brenda not being the sharpest tool in the shed waited about a month and had it done again. I guess it was done "right".

Granted, there are a lot-perhaps most-piercings that go over without a hitch, but there ARE risks involved. So you gotta decide.


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 12, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1625 times:

i don't understand why not. This is America. If people pay money for it - let them do it. Nobody asks you to pierce or split your tongue anyway. Not that I would ever do it...

Alex.



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User currently offlineAmerican757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 475 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1614 times:

i saw that picture, i think i would puke if i saw sum1 with that in real life

User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1612 times:

I'll just echo everyone else: That is sick and disgusting...on a related note, I think it will be interesting when our generation (and other generations to whom this applies to) grows into their 80's and 90's and will have all these tattoos and piercings all over them, with shriveled, pruny skin...it will be quite a sight to say the least...

Greg



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User currently offlineTsully From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 651 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1607 times:

Um, I've yet to hit 25, and it offends me  Smile

That is one of the sickest things I've seen in a long time....maybe ever. Tribal peoples are one thing. If they want to punch a bamboo rod through their lip, that doesn't bother me - it's merely their culture.

But this nonsense is unnatural and vulgar. I don't think it will be a huge phenomenon. In reality, I bet it is being over hyped right now, and will only catch on with a small minority of the population.

Kids these days may be increasingly unintelligent on the whole, but most aren't dumb... And you don't have to be a genius to realize slicing your tongue in half is going to hurt, and have serious physical consequences.

Of course, you always have your wackos...like the brother of captured bomber Eric Rudolph who cut off his hand as a sign of solidarity for his brother. Anyone who would willingly do something like that to himself ought to be let alone, so long as we (taxpayers) aren't burdened with supporting them afterwards.

tsully



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User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1567 times:

Ick!

That is gross mutilation. Eeeeeewwwww.

Although I have to say I am getting used to people with these types of body enhancements - given I have moved into a new suburb that has a large proportion of people with piercings, tat's, multi coloured hair and lots of black makeup.

Personally I wouldn't let anyone with a forked tongue kiss me.

*shudders*

mb


User currently offline4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 3047 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1541 times:

mb,

I thought about photoshopping some clown makeup on the above idiot for you, but thought better of it.
You're welcome.



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User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1515 times:



*grabs molotov - lights match - prepares to throw in 4holer's direction*


mb  Big grin

No to clowns.


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