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Before The Facts Of Life  
User currently offlineYak42 From Ireland, joined Oct 2000, 801 posts, RR: 6
Posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1958 times:

Before a pal at school filled me in on the facts of life (i just couldnt believe it) i thought the penis was just a hose/tap for pissing and couldnt understand why girls didnt have the more convenient facility on their bodies. I also thought that in reproduction the child was concieved by the mans "seed" crawling out of his mouth and into hers as they slept in the same bed. What did you think before the facts of life and how did you find out?

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User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1923 times:

You were not a very bright child, were you?
 Smile


User currently offlineYak42 From Ireland, joined Oct 2000, 801 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1917 times:

c'mon! I was only a little boy, was I suposed to know it all from the start? You must of had some weird ideas before you were enlightened!

User currently offlineAA727 From United States of America, joined Apr 2003, 124 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1914 times:

I'd have to say, at least as far back as I can remember, I always knew. It's not that diffucult to put two and two together now is it?  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1902 times:

JCS17 tought me.......first hand.

Signed, 777236ER


User currently offlineNZ767 From New Zealand, joined Nov 2001, 1620 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1874 times:

Ehh?? You mean there's not really a stork??  Crying

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1871 times:

So that's why the girls won't eat watermelon seeds.....

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29795 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1858 times:

And this is why generally kids that grow up on farms are quite a bit more brighter then their city counterparts.

That and the car exhaust in the city.


You can pick up so much by watching a couple o mules out in the pasture.



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User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6287 posts, RR: 33
Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1855 times:

And to think that those of us over the age of 40 are considered "unenlightened." I can remember asking ny mother, at the age of 5, how babies were made. And she told me. I caught a bit of hell in first grade when I pointed out that women could not have babies without men not knowing how true the point was. And this was 1963.

For doubters, are there any?, Women are born with every egg they will ever have but men produce sperm daily. Freezing sperm is a noble concept I guess But I'll be slopped and trussed before I'd trust 15 year old frozen anything.



Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7776 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1864 times:

I had a pretty good idea before I was sat down and watched the PBS "How babies are made" special. The killer for me was the part about penetration... of course after the fact it makes perfect sense.

L-188... if you spent your childhood watching mules do it, then you would really be messed up. Mules are asexual.



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User currently offlineLY744 From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 5536 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1841 times:

Mules are not asexual (i.e. a mule could reproduce completely on its own), they are sterile, meaning they cannot reproduce at all. I don't think there are any asexual mammals.

LY744.



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User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

But if you keep looking at mules or horses you'll get a minority complex as large as the Empire State Building by the time you find out the real meaning of that thing down there!!!


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User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6287 posts, RR: 33
Reply 12, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

Too cute. Mules are not asexual, they are non sexual. They have no care about getting a bit of, shall I say it, ass. Just a bit like my bitch (female dog to those who are confused) who will chew on any male that tries to mount her.


Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
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