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User currently offlineAerLingus From China, joined Mar 2000, 2371 posts, RR: 0
Posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 895 times:

My dad e-mailed this to me (He's also an aviation fan, and an Northwest fan).
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Here are some actual maintenance complaints/problems, generally known as squawks, recently submitted by QANTAS pilots to maintenance engineers.

After attending to the squawks, maintainance crews are required to log the details of the action taken to solve the pilots' squawks.

(P-The problem logged by the pilot)
(S-The solution and action taken by the engineers)

P-Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
S-Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P-Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S-Autoland not equipped on this aircraft.

P-No. 2 propellor seeping some fluid
S-No. 2 propellor seepage nominal- Nos 1,3,4 propellors lack normal seepage.

P-Something loose in cockpit
S-Something tightened in cockpit

P-Dead bugs on windscreen
S-Live bugs on backorder

P-Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces 200 fpm decent rate
S-Cannot reproduce problem on ground

P-Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
S-Evidence removed

P-DME volumeunbelievably loud
S-Volume set to more believable level

P-Friction locks cause throttles to stick
S-That's what they are there for!

P-IFF inoperative
S-IFF always inoperative in OFF mode

P-Suspected crack in windscreen
S-Suspect you're right

P-Number 3 engine missing
S-Engine found on right wing after brief search

P-Aircraft handles funny
S-Aircraft warned to "Straighten up, Fly Right, and Be Serious."

P-Target radar hums
S-Reprogrammed target radar with words

P-Mouse in cockpit
S-Cat installed
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LOL!  Smile
-AerLingus




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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 1, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 851 times:

hahahaha, that's good Smile

 Smile Tzvika



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User currently offlineTrvlr From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4430 posts, RR: 21
Reply 2, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 850 times:

Very funny Smile.

Aaron G.


User currently offlineCPDC10-30 From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2000, 4775 posts, RR: 24
Reply 3, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 843 times:

Loved it...espescially "almost replaced tyre"  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

User currently offlineTim From Australia, joined Jun 2000, 704 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 817 times:

hehehe  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

thats pretty funny

Regards
Tim
Perth, Australia


User currently offlineIkarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 811 times:

Just brilliant! I can't stop laughing! Probably the funniest humor post in ages!

User currently offlineVictor Hotel From Australia, joined Aug 2000, 305 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 809 times:

Very Amusing indeed.
VH


User currently offlineSashA From Russia, joined May 1999, 861 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 809 times:

Haha.... I especially liked the:

P-Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
S-Evidence removed

P-DME volume unbelievably loud
S-Volume set to more believable level

 Smile



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 8, posted (13 years 5 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 807 times:

I think their very funny, but I'v heared them before here on airliners.net not too long ago.

Thom@s



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User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5479 posts, RR: 15
Reply 9, posted (13 years 5 months 10 hours ago) and read 776 times:

lol!


Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineStratifier From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (13 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 756 times:

LOLOL  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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