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Virgins Part 2  
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1486 times:

Link to first one: http://airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/402007/

Ok, first, let me say that I think it's funny when people say an age that they lost their virginity, and then add "and proud of it". I think this is a bad sign of fighting insecurity about that.

Shawn Patrick said that some peopel still hold to strong religious beliefs abotu sex before marriage. Valid point, Shawn, but I dont want to marry anyone like that anyway.

I lost my virginity in my last week of being 17, after dated my first serious girlfriend for exactly on month. She was home sick from school and I cut and went to her place and we did it o her brtoher's bed. It lasted about 3 minutes.

Since then, I've become quite the puss-hound. lol

"'When was the time you first had sex with more than one person at the same time?'"

Well, I think that borders with something a little too personal....yeah right. A while back before one of my birthdays, I went to a party and did it with like three girls. Another time my buddy and I tag teamed some chick. This stuff is VERY overrated.

Sex bores me now to an extent. I guess I just got most of it out of my system. One day, when Mirrodie grows up, he'll understand.  Big grin


Phil Derner Jr.
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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1449 times:

A while back before one of my birthdays, I went to a party and did it with like three girls

You were with "like three girls". I mean damn, were you actually with 3 chicks, or just "like" 3 chicks?


User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1442 times:

It was three girls. lol


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1436 times:

Sex bores me now to an extent. I guess I just got most of it out of my system.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Signed, Every self respecting male


User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 4
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

Well, I think that borders with something a little too personal....yeah right. A while back before one of my birthdays, I went to a party and did it with like three girls. Another time my buddy and I tag teamed some chick. This stuff is VERY overrated.



If people are fighting insecurity when they counter with "and proud of it", you are in need of attention sayng the stuff you said above.


User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1407 times:
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One day, when Mirrodie grows up, he'll understand.
ROFLMAO! no comment.  Big thumbs up

You were with "like three girls". I mean damn, were you actually with 3 chicks, or just "like" 3 chicks? Kroc, he means, like one LARGE girl. For example, when I was with BigPhilNYC's sister, it was like having 3 chicks.




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User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1404 times:

lmfao Mirrodie what a comeback  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1393 times:

Yeah, Mirrodie, but I was with her first. LOL

Wow, Mika jumped on the offensive, there. I dont know how you made my joke into a weird translation of what I said earlier, but ok.

BTW, you flag is backwards.



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1373 times:

Yikes. So Mirrodie banged BigPhils sister. It seems that BigPhil's sister would have 'Big' in her name as well. BUT, Mirrodie banged the sister after BigPhil the brother got him some. As if that wasn't disturbing enough, whats mroe disturbing is that Mirrodie actually had BigPhil's Gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about that one M.

User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1373 times:

He had my gravy before either of us touched my sister.  Big grin lol


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1369 times:

He had my gravy before either of us touched my sister.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No offense Mirrodie, but I think I'm busy for the rest of the summer, so I may not make it to NYC, lol.  Big grin

I bet 777236ER wouldn't mind a visit now though.


User currently offlineMaxPowers From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 475 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1362 times:

"Another time my buddy and I tag teamed some chick."

Who was the Undertaker and who was The Rock?

Getting sloppy seconds isn't exactly what I call a good time..............


Max Powers


User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1361 times:

I took the front, he took the back.

I dont share holes, thanks. lol



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineDan2002 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 2055 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1353 times:

Oh my god this has to be one of the funniest posts ive ever read , besides the one one where one guy blasted Singapore Airlines Kris and AAs putting AAs in everything.


A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1338 times:

Hmmm, I think Dan wants some gravy on his potatoes.


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 15, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1335 times:
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Damn, you guys are nasty.

I draw the line at Phil's sister. This 'gravy' talk has soured my taste for any good food now. yeech!



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User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1336 times:

Well of course Mirrodie, your stomahc is full already!  Big grin

Ok, I'm done for now. MAybe we got a little too gross, especialyl if Mirrodie thinks so! lol



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 17, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

"I took the front, he took the back"

Didn't your balls slap together then ?........
.......... or are you meaning a Spit Roast ? (One in mouth other in ......)

 Smile



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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 18, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1252 times:

So you saw each other naked with erections. Thats gross, only KROC would like that.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineCanyonBlue From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1244 times:

When having sex with a hot chick, THERE SHALL BE NO OTHER NAKED MAN PRESENT IN THE SAME ROOM!!!!!

why do you wanna share a perfectly good piece of a$$?? That's when you should be GREEDY!!  Smokin cool


User currently offlineBobrayner From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2003, 2227 posts, RR: 6
Reply 20, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

So you saw each other naked with erections. Thats gross, only KROC would like that.

What's so gross about it?

All guys look basically the same (although obviously they don't all have the bodies of virile superathletes like me), so if you're used to your own body then nobody else's is going to be a great surprise.

Just get on with the job. Gravy or no gravy.  Smile



Cunning linguist
User currently offlineYWG From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 1147 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1225 times:

I'm suburban 16 1/2 year old from Canada...still a virgin but done pretty much everything else. My g/f has expressed interest in the Mile High Club. I think that would be an amazing starter to a great sex life! Hmm, who knows...were both going to France next year though our school  Big thumbs up. Perhaps some 'aero-action' will be in the schedule!


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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 22, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1217 times:

I would just rather see a girl naked as opposed to a man.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1221 times:

Yeah, I took her mouth. lol. I didn't want to risk getting her pregnant. I dont trust ANY kind of birth control.

My friend and I refer to the "Spit Roast" as "Meeting in the middle". It's strange, right after we did that, "Stuck In The Middle With You" came on the radio. It was hysterical.



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offline727_Gal From United States of America, joined Sep 2002, 325 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1210 times:

I don't know if I should laugh...or, um, laugh. You guys are terrible! But keep it up! (ohh a bad pun)  Big grin

25 Post contains images Bigphilnyc : That's my kinda girl !!! I didnt know there were any girls here! I woulndt have said all that. 727gal, I SWEAR that stuff is only in my past. I'm a oo
26 Post contains images Eastern L1011 : Hey there Big Phil...... Don't assume that just because we are females that we are offended by this discussion. I think it's quite colorful and entert
27 Flyf15 : One time I had sex with all the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at once. It was right after they won the superbowl actually.
28 Post contains images Bigphilnyc : Wow. Another girl! *tries not to flirt* lol Hi ladies.
29 MaxPowers : YWG, It will be the best thirty seconds of your life...it will be the shortest 30 seconds of hers...ahhhhhhhahhahahahaahah Max Powers
30 Post contains images Mirrodie : Hi Phil, you insatiable flirt signed, a lady known as Tex [Edited 2003-07-02 04:58:55]
31 JAL777 : Wow... this is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm sitting here in my room laughing out loud.
32 Post contains images 727_Gal : you men all assume that because we have a lot of estrogen, we get easily offended. believe me, i could say things that would make you blush - but i do
33 Post contains images Bigphilnyc : Well, 727, my email is bigphilnyc@yahoo.com. No one else has to read it. I LOVE blushing.
34 AA61hvy : Isn't that called cybersex...?
35 Post contains images Clickhappy : until you kick it either back-to-back, or weasel style, you're all a bunch of amateurs
36 Post contains images CHRISBA777ER : Anyone had a welsh girl? They are lovely and will do anything you want for a Toffee Crisp and a can of coke. Especially Swansea girls. They dont call
37 KROC : Another woman? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Signed, AA61hvy and 777236ER
38 Post contains images Boeing4ever : believe me, i could say things that would make you blush - but i don't want proof of my remarks in print! Boeing4ever2004@yahoo.com and I'll keep it b
39 Bigphilnyc : Ummmm....is there an echo in here? Why is Boeing4ever repeating my post? lol
40 Post contains images Bobrayner : This really isn't the best place to hand out your email address to prospective flirtees. Trust me on this one. Oh, and my mail-order Laotian bride is
41 Post contains images Boeing4ever : Feel the heat LittlePhil LOL. B4e-Forever New Frontiers
42 Post contains images Bigphilnyc : I dont think anyone here really takes internet fliritng all tha tseriously. And it's jsut an email address. Not like it's my home address. However, if
43 Post contains images CanyonBlue : Nice handgun! But do you think it would out perform my Barretta 12 gauge dual action shotgun?
44 Post contains images 727_Gal : you silly boys! well, for what it's worth, i finally publicized my email on my profile. plainjewel13@yahoo.com - enjoy it, fellas!
45 Post contains images Mirrodie : WHOOO hooo!!!! the secret is out!!! That is Phil's prop. He normally keeps his REAL 'quarter inch killer' tucked away. he's so masculine. my hero! So
46 AA61hvy : "Anyone sacrifice a good virgin lately??" Well I may meet with JCS17 next week, so maybe I will sacrifice him.
47 ELAL 744 : I was sure this was going to be a discussion about Richard Branson's airlines! Talk about a BIG Surprize!
48 Post contains images Stretch 8 : Have a reread of Mirrodie's excellent Concorde trip report. It certainly leaves the impression that during a visit to the W/C he wanked off at twice t
49 KROC : Bigphils handgun? Have no worry...it only shoots blanks. I know. Signed, Stretch 8
50 Post contains images Bigphilnyc : CanyonBlue, I'll be damned if I ever lose to a shotgun. Quicker and more accurate. Deuce and a dime. KROC, I was hoping you'd ahve signed that email w
51 Continental : You are all getting too horny. May I suggest a few good porn sites to ya? co
52 CanyonBlue : BigPhil, You under estimate us Western New York hicks, we loves us some shootin! CanyonBlue
53 MaxPowers : are those guns used in Kinky Sex? I'm confused? Max Powers
54 Post contains images Mirrodie : Stretch, we were going so fast, I still don't know if I was coming or going!
55 Eastern L1011 : Canyon Blue.....if you like doin' you some shootin' you MUST be a 315'er. Eastern L1011
56 Post contains images AA61hvy : My girlfriend just left...We drank tonight too... I am spent.
57 CanyonBlue : 315'er?!!?? hell no.... im a 585"er and live in the city! I NEED a shotgun!!!!
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