since most things we enjoy over here in America seem to be unhealthy in one form or an other, what things should we make illegal to make all of us safe and feel better about ourselves. Lets start with cigarettes and tobacco products its obvious they have no beneficial purposes and only cause harm, then there's alchohol products, again to many drunk drivers and health problems, how about junk food/fast food we need to get rid of all the fast food restaurants, ok then we can move onto fire arms they only cuase death and harm, along with fire arms we should make all fireworks illegal as well as they only cause problems and scare small animals. Since we want all Americans to be healthy we need to remove salt from our diets, so we must ban salt and all products with salt to lower our blood pressure and improve our health. Ok we need to ban all meat products as it harms animals and isnt healthy. Then there is soda drinks way to much sugar (makes us fat) hell lets just remove sugar all together. Ok we need to get rid of cars and trucks they consume to much fossil fuels and create green house gases so from now on bikes for everyone (an added benefit is people will get more excercise). Um lets see, bikes require oil to keep the chains, gears and cables lubed up, hmm that requires oil and damage to the environment, ok strike out bikes we can just walk. Ok that leaves us with water and saltine crackers and some plants. wait a minute saltine crackers have salt on them better get rid of them to. Ok so its walk, water and some plants to eat. Anyone else have any ideas on what we should make illegal to use in America.