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User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1157 times:

This is just my third day on the job, and I'm supposed to be getting AS400 training and other IT-related traing, but the senior tech is just explaining stuff for 20/30mn then going to play pool or read some books. I have web access, but the computers don't have CD drives and have the USB ports deactivated so I can't upload. What can I do to pass the time ?


Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1154 times:



User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1147 times:

Masturbation works well for passing the time. That is if you can fit it in, inbetween crying about getting paid to do nothing.

User currently offline707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1146 times:

but the computers don't have CD drives and have the USB

That's one of the funniest things I've heard this year.
Coming from a guy who went to his office only to upload pics on A.net.

So.... when do you switch jobs ?


User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1126 times:

as soon as training's over, I'll have a proper office and a LAN connection on which I can connect my laptop. Mothing in the 100 page company policy booklet that forbids it  Laugh out loud


Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offlineTeahan From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 5294 posts, RR: 61
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1090 times:

UTA, Welcome to Ireland! Better get used to it.

Jeremiah



Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1073 times:

Masturbating in the bathroom is a good idea. I find the the pink liquid soap in office bathrooms works VERY well.

Rip a good fart on your way so everyone smells it and just thinks you were consitpated for the 45 seconds it took you get off.

Regards,

CHRISBA777ER



Phil Derner Jr.
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