FlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1536 times:
OK...so I went out with my friends this weekend...and these guys started hitting on us...but it was REALLY bad!
I think the worst was when one guy asked me my name...when I told him...he said..."Now there's a mouth full" and another guy was standing so close to my face...not only could I feel the spit as he talked...but I was going cross eyed. It was HORRIBLE.
So...I am curious...for all you honest gentlemen out there...
What is the worst/most embarassing thing you have said or done to pick up a girl?
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1471 times:
Nah, I really don't. I met my girlfriend through people no by hitting on her. I hit on them, when I know them a little bit, I flirt instead of hitting on... Hitting on just isn't my style. It's too pushy for me. But out of respect for the lady, I will not hit on them, right as I meet them.
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 38
Reply 7, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1467 times:
I've never hit on a girl either. I will talk to them, but not make myself out to be a sex-crazed jackass. That, and I'm pretty shy, so I'm not too outgoing anyway (in social situations) without getting a few drinks in my system.
AerLingus From China, joined Mar 2000, 2371 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1452 times:
Last time I tried to pick up a girl, my pick up line went something like...
"Umm...so...yeah...I was thinking...maybe you...and me...I, that is...could...uhh...do...something...sometime...like after school...at a place...with...um...right...so...interested?"
Right. I was younger, less experienced...it was my first time trying to ask a girl out. I've learned a lot since then and I've learned that the best way to deal with females is to be normal and not reek with charming fakeness. I just talk to them, and even if nothing happens, then hey! At least I've met someone and had a nice talk. I agree with AA61Hvy...it's a respect issue.
Cancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 13, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1446 times:
I've never actually hit on a girl. Met my girlfriend in high school and we've been together ever since. I've been hit on by both guys (don't ask me why but I lived in Greenwich Village at the time and it was Halloween!) and girls. Some were worth the trouble and some weren't.
Cheesy pickup lines like, "I should have brought my library card 'cuz I'm checking you out!" seem to never work! Just go talk to him or her! A simple hello or hi or what have you is enough to break the ice. If not, walk away.
"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
Boeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1439 times:
Just ask 727_gal about me and she might tell you some stories!
I don't use cheezy pickup lines. Generally I'll just strike up a conversation with a girl. I'm like that will all girls, so frequently people say I'm hitting on someone. I guess I don't do any "hitting" on. Just a friendly conversation with enough hints that I'm interested.
727_gal of course is a different story. She must be debating laughing at it, or having me killed.
FlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1435 times:
The worst lines I have gotten:
"Do you wash your laundry with windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
"You wanna Fuck?"
"God was showing off when he made you" (this one was actually sweet, just overused)
"Wanna come up for some coffee and sex or somthin?"
Seriously...where do these guys COME FROM???
BUT...I am actually pretty lucky cause I did met a guy who is really sweet and really into me. I met him at church so I hope I can't go wrong there...he did ask me out for coffee and then we spent the whole day walking in Cental Park and talking...It was beautiful. But you never can tell now a days...so I keeping him as a friend...for now.
727_Gal From United States of America, joined Sep 2002, 325 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1408 times:
awesome, another woman on here! I need someone to help me and Phyllis hold down the fort, as it were.
the most annoying time i was hit on was one time at a bar. i was completely sober, waiting on my first drink. i pulled out a cigarette and fumbled for my lighter. a lit match appears in front of my face, held by this creepy man at least 15 years older than i am. he said "you know, you shouldn't smoke now" i said "yeah, i hear that all the time" he said "no, i mean you should save it til after we have sex" (!)
and boeing4ever, i won't kill you, you're still being cute about it, not obnoxious
Ryanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3222 posts, RR: 15
Reply 24, posted (11 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1358 times:
I am married now but used to be (and can still pull it off) an amazing flirt, and can make women laugh very easily - and more importantly - naturally. In fact, I am not ashamed to admit that I have never failed to get a girl that I am after - but then again I never go for girls simply for a one night stand (2 Japanese girls at the same time in University not withstanding). In a similar way I would never 'hit' on a girl just for sex. I have had sex on a first date, but that led to a long relationship.
Now that I am married, I still get a fun out of picking up girls, but I do it for my friends - i.e. I chat them up and hand them over to my friends. In fact, I have been in a bar with my wife (who is a gorgeous ex-MTV presenter who I adore and would never cheat on - I have NEVER cheated on a girl) and she has pointed out the most 'hard-to-get' girl in the place and challenged me to get her number and I got the number, a free drink and then SHE asked ME out within 5 minutes. It is probably why I earn a lot of money in a Business Development role - it is the natural salesman in me! I'm not amazingly good looking either.
I find that being funny, friendly, having a killer smile and actually being interested in what THEY have to say (let her finish talking before you interrupt - it's good manners) works wonders.
I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
: I'm with AA61Hvy, I don't usually hit on women. Having said that, I met my current girlfriend because I was at a BBQ and had had quite a bit to drink.
: I seem to have become 100% flirtproof - nothing like that to teach you self-mockery.
: I hit women all the time. Signed, KROC Worst signed by post EVER! Give it backto AA61hvy!
: I love hitting on women!!! Signed, Ike Turner
: KROC-Give me SOME credit. - "Oh Tina I'm sorry baby, you just make me so mad sometimes"