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User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1367 times:

OK...so I went out with my friends this weekend...and these guys started hitting on us...but it was REALLY bad!

I think the worst was when one guy asked me my name...when I told him...he said..."Now there's a mouth full" and another guy was standing so close to my face...not only could I feel the spit as he talked...but I was going cross eyed. It was HORRIBLE.

So...I am curious...for all you honest gentlemen out there...

What is the worst/most embarassing thing you have said or done to pick up a girl?

Humor me boys...GO!

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User currently offlineCapt.fantastic From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 702 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1318 times:

I've used this line:

"Hey there cutey ... You just advanced my throttles, and I'm way past V1. Wanna help me "Rotate" my fuselage?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy"


User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1313 times:

"I've used this line:

"Hey there cutey ... You just advanced my throttles, and I'm way past V1. Wanna help me "Rotate" my fuselage? "

LOL...and she said...HUH?! :P


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1312 times:

That's bad. I have never hit on a girl, I think that is not classy. I will approach a girl and talk, but never hit on.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1308 times:

OH Come ON AA61hvy!

I don't believe that.


User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8189 posts, RR: 24
Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1305 times:

You obviously don't know AA61hvy.


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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1302 times:

Nah, I really don't. I met my girlfriend through people no by hitting on her. I hit on them, when I know them a little bit, I flirt instead of hitting on... Hitting on just isn't my style. It's too pushy for me. But out of respect for the lady, I will not hit on them, right as I meet them.
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Go big or go home
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

I've never hit on a girl either. I will talk to them, but not make myself out to be a sex-crazed jackass. That, and I'm pretty shy, so I'm not too outgoing anyway (in social situations) without getting a few drinks in my system.


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User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1295 times:

Mannn...

We need more guys like you in the world. I am tired of dealing with little boys...I need a gentleman.



User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1292 times:

LOL...I just realized you guys are from TEXAS! No wonder...I miss those Texas sweeties. I used to live in Austin.  Smile Hook'em Horns!

User currently offlineBlatantEcho From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 1903 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1288 times:

there is only one "line" you will ever need.



"Hi, I'm George, I don't believe we've met."




done.
George



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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 11, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1288 times:
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That depends what you define "hitting on" as.

Some years ago, my associates and I frequented a diner and I realized after a few dinners and lunches (yeah, Im a dunce) that the waittress was flirting with me.

So the next time she came over to me and took my order, she asked, "Do you know what you'd like tonight?" and I just blurted out, "Yes, may I have your phone number?"

She quickly retorted, "any guy that walks in here with the amount of women you do does NOT get my number" and she dissed me in front of my mates.  Crying We all laughed.

But when she gave us the check later on, she gave a me a separate bill with her number.

3 fun dates followed, the last occuring on the 4th of July. And DAMN, were those fireworks something that night!  Big thumbs up



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User currently offlineAerLingus From China, joined Mar 2000, 2371 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1283 times:

Last time I tried to pick up a girl, my pick up line went something like...

"Umm...so...yeah...I was thinking...maybe you...and me...I, that is...could...uhh...do...something...sometime...like after school...at a place...with...um...right...so...interested?"

Right. I was younger, less experienced...it was my first time trying to ask a girl out. I've learned a lot since then and I've learned that the best way to deal with females is to be normal and not reek with charming fakeness. I just talk to them, and even if nothing happens, then hey! At least I've met someone and had a nice talk. I agree with AA61Hvy...it's a respect issue.



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User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 13, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1277 times:

I've never actually hit on a girl. Met my girlfriend in high school and we've been together ever since. I've been hit on by both guys (don't ask me why but I lived in Greenwich Village at the time and it was Halloween!) and girls. Some were worth the trouble and some weren't.

Cheesy pickup lines like, "I should have brought my library card 'cuz I'm checking you out!" seem to never work! Just go talk to him or her! A simple hello or hi or what have you is enough to break the ice. If not, walk away. Big grin



"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1270 times:

Just ask 727_gal about me and she might tell you some stories!  Big thumbs up

I don't use cheezy pickup lines. Generally I'll just strike up a conversation with a girl. I'm like that will all girls, so frequently people say I'm hitting on someone. I guess I don't do any "hitting" on. Just a friendly conversation with enough hints that I'm interested.

727_gal of course is a different story.  Nuts She must be debating laughing at it, or having me killed. Big grin

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

Respect issue? Please, you guys have trouble respecting other people here and you mean to tell me it's a respect issue? LOL


EmiratesA345  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


Go ahead, respectfully bash me.



You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1266 times:

The worst lines I have gotten:

"Do you wash your laundry with windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"You wanna Fuck?"

"God was showing off when he made you" (this one was actually sweet, just overused)

"Wanna come up for some coffee and sex or somthin?"

Seriously...where do these guys COME FROM???

BUT...I am actually pretty lucky cause I did met a guy who is really sweet and really into me. I met him at church so I hope I can't go wrong there...he did ask me out for coffee and then we spent the whole day walking in Cental Park and talking...It was beautiful. But you never can tell now a days...so I keeping him as a friend...for now.


User currently offlineMaxPowers From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 475 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1252 times:

I told her that it was getting late and we should get it overwith before I was too damn tired to...




I can't believe that actually worked too....


Max Powers


User currently offlineFSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 12
Reply 18, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1248 times:

I hit women all the time.


Signed,
KROC

[Edited 2003-07-16 07:03:59]

User currently offline727_Gal From United States of America, joined Sep 2002, 325 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1239 times:

awesome, another woman on here! I need someone to help me and Phyllis hold down the fort, as it were.

the most annoying time i was hit on was one time at a bar. i was completely sober, waiting on my first drink. i pulled out a cigarette and fumbled for my lighter. a lit match appears in front of my face, held by this creepy man at least 15 years older than i am. he said "you know, you shouldn't smoke now" i said "yeah, i hear that all the time" he said "no, i mean you should save it til after we have sex" (!)

ughhh

and boeing4ever, i won't kill you, you're still being cute about it, not obnoxious  Smile


User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 20, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1230 times:

Why do guys do that? I mean, do they expect to get laid for those comments? MORONS! FlyGirl757, I feel sorry for you.


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1227 times:

Cancidas,
It's ok...don't feel sorry...It's pretty amusing to see them go through all that for NOTHING!  Smile

and

727_Gal...thanks for the welcome...GIRL POWER!  Big grin


User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 22, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1216 times:

In other countries i use:

"Hi, do you guys speak english? Where are you from? I'm from NY..."

in the US i don't usee any line. lines are for losers. i prefer a conversation.


User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1216 times:

and boeing4ever, i won't kill you, you're still being cute about it, not obnoxious

Just wait.  Big grin LOL, sometimes people say I can be obnoxious but nice overall.

Anyway...meet Sarah Fisher...nice looking and likes fast cars.  Love



Looks like a little competition there.  Big thumbs up Wonder if she likes planes.  Big grin

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 16
Reply 24, posted (11 years 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1189 times:

I am married now but used to be (and can still pull it off) an amazing flirt, and can make women laugh very easily - and more importantly - naturally. In fact, I am not ashamed to admit that I have never failed to get a girl that I am after - but then again I never go for girls simply for a one night stand (2 Japanese girls at the same time in University not withstanding). In a similar way I would never 'hit' on a girl just for sex. I have had sex on a first date, but that led to a long relationship.

Now that I am married, I still get a fun out of picking up girls, but I do it for my friends - i.e. I chat them up and hand them over to my friends. In fact, I have been in a bar with my wife (who is a gorgeous ex-MTV presenter who I adore and would never cheat on - I have NEVER cheated on a girl) and she has pointed out the most 'hard-to-get' girl in the place and challenged me to get her number and I got the number, a free drink and then SHE asked ME out within 5 minutes. It is probably why I earn a lot of money in a Business Development role - it is the natural salesman in me! I'm not amazingly good looking either.

I find that being funny, friendly, having a killer smile and actually being interested in what THEY have to say (let her finish talking before you interrupt - it's good manners) works wonders.



I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
25 Jayce : I'm with AA61Hvy, I don't usually hit on women. Having said that, I met my current girlfriend because I was at a BBQ and had had quite a bit to drink.
26 Aloges : I seem to have become 100% flirtproof - nothing like that to teach you self-mockery.
27 KROC : I hit women all the time. Signed, KROC Worst signed by post EVER! Give it backto AA61hvy!
28 KROC : I love hitting on women!!! Signed, Ike Turner
29 AA61hvy : KROC-Give me SOME credit. - "Oh Tina I'm sorry baby, you just make me so mad sometimes"
30 Post contains images FlyGirl757 : You guys crack me up.
31 FlyGirl757 : What about Women Hitting on Men? Is that Sexy/a Turn On? I have done that a couple of times...but really only when I know that there is JUST a physcal
32 KROC : I am a big dork Hey, you have something in common with Jcs17. You guys might make a good match.....well except for the fact you are female. And its co
33 FSPilot747 : Hah! That's too bad. It appeared somewhat funny to me last night...but then again, anything is funny after studying for your FAA Written, shit. Cheers
34 Jcs17 : Hey, you have something in common with Jcs17. You guys might make a good match.....well except for the fact you are female. Nice try, Dan2002....errr
35 Post contains images Gocaps16 : Well, I'm not from TexASS. But I do not hit on girls but will generally talk to them. I'm 19, probably more mature then some of these guys in here and
36 Post contains images Vaporlock : LOL.....interesting topic! 727_Gal....I agree we females have to stick together! A couple of really funny moves that guys have tried on me --- that st
37 AA61hvy : Man these baseball analogies suck.
38 BigPhilNYC : "I hit women all the time. Signed, KROC " Wow, that was a fuckin ZING!!! LOL. You went yard on that one. lol I don't really "hit on" girls. I'ts stupi
39 BlatantEcho : I think a lot of you missed the point. Aside from a mutal humor factor, do you really want to date some girl that puts out cuz you told her she had sp
40 Post contains images Boeing4ever : What about Women Hitting on Men? Is that Sexy/a Turn On? I have done that a couple of times...but really only when I know that there is JUST a physcal
41 Post contains links and images BigPhilNYC : Yeah, Boeing4Ever, that's why we made a thread about that too. http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/408941/
42 Post contains images Boeing4ever : HAHA, I already posted in that thread before you posted that! Sorry Phil. B4e-Forever New Frontiers
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