Jwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 20 Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 4089 times:
Only 5 a day? You're lucky.
If I add the Nigerian scams and the ones wanting to sell me breast enlargement (what do they think I am, a hermaphrodite?) I get 30-40 a day (and about 200 a week more on my Hotmail account which I never use at all).
Lehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 22 Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 3982 times:
Only 30-40 a day? Ahh, I wish!
My Yahoo account has a limited number of blocked addresses, after that I still get about 200 a day: like 180 in junk mail and a dozen in the inbox . No porn, just insurance and car/home loan crap i wont need for a decade anyway. I like my hotmail account cuz it seems to have an unlimited number of blocked spaces, i get 3-5 per day there; i can go for days without checking it. i did that with my yahoo account last year, i saw 900 pile up in a week.
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
Marcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1759 posts, RR: 2 Reply 17, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 3881 times:
Nice website you got there Captain.................
This reminds me of a funny thing that happened during my last year at the University............every major had a mailing list that included all students of all semesters that the dean would use to send messages relevant to any particular major.......so as a prank someone subscribed the whole mailing list to a porn site that advertised "Free porn in your mailbox everyday!.....just reply to this email with the subject I want free porn to confirm", unfortunately (for them) some recipients in the mailing list did a "reply to all" instead of a simple "reply".........so we all received emails from a bunch of people saying "yes yes I want to receive free porn".........
Kids!....we are going to the happiest place on earth...TIJUANA! signed: Krusty the Clown
ScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 57 Reply 18, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3858 times:
by Uncle Bonsai
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and carlots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stickshifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would endulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there
I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Poolhalls and potholes and bottles and bitches...
Zucchinies and zebras, tomatoes, tomatoes,
And pineapple pumpkins, and gulches and grottos,
And melons and marshmallows...
Gloves and gorillas
Slurpies and slippers
Chinooks and chinchillas...
If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...
If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
Vaporlock From Canada, joined May 2001, 3645 posts, RR: 57 Reply 19, posted (10 years 5 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3857 times:
LOL....and size doesn't matter!!!
God forbid.....some of the techniques used -- like stretching.....what happens when these poor guys get old and gravity takes over....they'll have to strap it to their leg!! Either that or roll it up and put it in an inside pocket!!
EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 12961 posts, RR: 62 Reply 22, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 3737 times:
Yea, Hotmail and AOL are especially bad with the spam.
Seriously! It's like someone at AOL thinks that I need to work from home, to refinance my mortgage, a bigger penis, and to meet XXX college teens in their dorm room, and they'll remind me of it each day.
Ok, well maybe the last one was worthwhile...
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
GotAirbus From Singapore, joined May 2001, 851 posts, RR: 1 Reply 25, posted (10 years 5 months 1 day ago) and read 3724 times:
funny, with my hotmail i havnt got a single piece of junkmail with my current account... guess im just lucky eh
Simple. You did the right thing of not putting your real e-mail address on any internet webpage (excluding password protected websites).
A modified excerpt from Dilbert's newsletter:
Taking the Nigerian letter's sender's address and the "hubba hubba hubba" enlarger pill e-mail, I then "request some pills" and put someNigerianScamFag@africa.com as the e-mail.
P.S.: Great for annoying ex-boyfriends (you can use this method to hint your ex on his horrid size), your enemies, whatever!
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