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User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 2 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4263 times:

I'm so sick of this email. I was just wondering if anyone gets this annoying email 5 times a day like I do? What other annoying ones do you get? The Viagra one is getting annoying as well.

UAL747

25 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineShAwN paTRicK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2608 posts, RR: 16
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4228 times:

Too many porn sites you've been visiting.

User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4193 times:

..maybe because they somehow came to know that you urgently need it...?  Big grin


I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineJayce From Canada, joined Nov 1999, 520 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 4187 times:

...and the worst part is, those damn pills don't even work.

So I've heard.



"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer Simpson
User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 18
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 4152 times:

Only 5 a day? You're lucky.
If I add the Nigerian scams and the ones wanting to sell me breast enlargement (what do they think I am, a hermaphrodite?) I get 30-40 a day (and about 200 a week more on my Hotmail account which I never use at all).



I wish I were flying
User currently offlineJhooper From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 6204 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 4132 times:

Yea, Hotmail and AOL are especially bad with the spam.

What's wrong, don't you want a bigger penis?  Big thumbs up



Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
User currently onlineCanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3390 posts, RR: 9
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 4125 times:

funny, with my hotmail i havnt got a single piece of junkmail with my current account... guess im just lucky eh

CanadianNorth



What could possibly go wrong?
User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 4106 times:

CanadianNorth,

Give me your email address and I'll forward all the ones I get to you! Big grin


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4045 times:

Only 30-40 a day? Ahh, I wish!

My Yahoo account has a limited number of blocked addresses, after that I still get about 200 a day: like 180 in junk mail and a dozen in the inbox . No porn, just insurance and car/home loan crap i wont need for a decade anyway. I like my hotmail account cuz it seems to have an unlimited number of blocked spaces, i get 3-5 per day there; i can go for days without checking it. i did that with my yahoo account last year, i saw 900 pile up in a week.



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 9, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4035 times:

Oh, EVERYONE gets these emails? I jsut thoguht FlyGirl subscribed to them for me.


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 4039 times:

Have any of you guys looked into one of these e-mails? Who knows...it may be benficial...for the ladies in your life anyway...LOL.  Smile

User currently offlineCaptainstabbin From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 4015 times:

Who knows...it may be benficial...for the ladies in your life anyway...LOL.

And all this time I thought size didn't matter. Better send those e-mails my way, then.

Signed,

KROC


User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 4005 times:

Anyway, Captain Stabbin, we've all seen your penis.

www.captain--stabbin.net



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineBmi330 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 1450 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 4002 times:

If your using hotmail just block all the spam from the @whatever.com address and you get nothing from any e-mail address ending in that.

User currently offlineFlyGirl757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 4007 times:

Is the plural word for Penis...Peni? LOL...

Anyway...they are UGGGGGLYY! Why would you want to enlarge that anyway...AS long as it works and works good...that's all that matters.


User currently offlineCaptainstabbin From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 3989 times:

Anyway, Captain Stabbin, we've all seen your penis.

Personally? So you'd know I don't need these pills then.


[Edited 2003-07-24 22:09:45]

User currently offlineRayPettit From United Kingdom, joined May 2002, 608 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3950 times:

FlyGirl,

What a funny question to ask, or are you just greedy? Big grin

Ray



User currently offlineMarcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1798 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3944 times:

Nice website you got there Captain.................

This reminds me of a funny thing that happened during my last year at the University............every major had a mailing list that included all students of all semesters that the dean would use to send messages relevant to any particular major.......so as a prank someone subscribed the whole mailing list to a porn site that advertised "Free porn in your mailbox everyday!.....just reply to this email with the subject I want free porn to confirm", unfortunately (for them) some recipients in the mailing list did a "reply to all" instead of a simple "reply".........so we all received emails from a bunch of people saying "yes yes I want to receive free porn".........  Smile




Kids!....we are going to the happiest place on earth...TIJUANA! signed: Krusty the Clown
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3921 times:

Penis Envy
by Uncle Bonsai

If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and carlots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day

I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stickshifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would endulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge

A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there

I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Poolhalls and potholes and bottles and bitches...

Zucchinies and zebras, tomatoes, tomatoes,
And pineapple pumpkins, and gulches and grottos,
And melons and marshmallows...

Gloves and gorillas
Slurpies and slippers
Chinooks and chinchillas...

If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...

If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.




But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3920 times:

LOL....and size doesn't matter!!!

God forbid.....some of the techniques used -- like stretching.....what happens when these poor guys get old and gravity takes over....they'll have to strap it to their leg!! Either that or roll it up and put it in an inside pocket!!


Just kidding!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy




User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 20, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3886 times:

My penis is only three inches.

But I think that's pretty thick.



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 2 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 3858 times:

FlyGirl757, What magazine did you steal those pics from?  Love  Smokin cool

If that is really you, you just may make my g/f jealous.

Just kidding, LOL...

[Edited 2003-07-25 05:35:33]

User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13608 posts, RR: 61
Reply 22, posted (11 years 2 months 7 hours ago) and read 3800 times:
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Yea, Hotmail and AOL are especially bad with the spam.

Seriously! It's like someone at AOL thinks that I need to work from home, to refinance my mortgage, a bigger penis, and to meet XXX college teens in their dorm room, and they'll remind me of it each day.

Ok, well maybe the last one was worthwhile...  Big grin



"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offlineDash8King From Canada, joined Nov 2001, 2743 posts, RR: 10
Reply 23, posted (11 years 2 months 6 hours ago) and read 3787 times:

If your using hotmail just block all the spam from the @whatever.com address and you get nothing from any e-mail address ending in that.

You are only a loud 200 and after that they just keep coming.


User currently offlineContinental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5517 posts, RR: 17
Reply 24, posted (11 years 2 months 6 hours ago) and read 3791 times:

WHOA! Captainstabbin on a.net!? Is that REALLY you!?

co


User currently offlineGotAirbus From Singapore, joined May 2001, 851 posts, RR: 1
Reply 25, posted (11 years 2 months 6 hours ago) and read 3787 times:

CanadianNorth

funny, with my hotmail i havnt got a single piece of junkmail with my current account... guess im just lucky eh

CanadianNorth


Simple. You did the right thing of not putting your real e-mail address on any internet webpage (excluding password protected websites).

=====

A modified excerpt from Dilbert's newsletter:
Taking the Nigerian letter's sender's address and the "hubba hubba hubba" enlarger pill e-mail, I then "request some pills" and put someNigerianScamFag@africa.com as the e-mail.

Woo Hoo!

P.S.: Great for annoying ex-boyfriends (you can use this method to hint your ex on his horrid size), your enemies, whatever!

(gotAirbus?)



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