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Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep  
User currently offlineB747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 5688 times:

http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2003072211

A man accused of having sex with a sheep used in a Charleston funeral home's nativity scene has struck a deal with Kanawha County prosecutors that allowed him to stay out of jail.

Joey Armstrong, 30, claims that the stigma of the charges has made him an outcast at the homeless shelter where he now resides.

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User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 5623 times:

his problem. that guy is fucking sick!  Angry


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 5599 times:

Of course he got off...isn't that the point?


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 5588 times:

Well at least it wasn't an 8 year old girl.

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 5580 times:

He was lucky.

I understand that it is a capitol offense in Mont-AAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAA.

They take their sheep seriously in that part of the world.



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User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1445 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 5571 times:

Must have had a really little penis too....


thank goodness for TCAS !
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24811 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 5567 times:

Dont people get away with this all the time in New Zealand and Wales?


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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5512 times:

The sheep-shagger jokes are a cottage industry, especially in Scotland.

User currently offlineBmi330 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 1450 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5502 times:

This guy should move to Aberdeen! That's the norm in that city LOL. There football team do it for training I hear LOL.

User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13043 posts, RR: 78
Reply 9, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5530 times:

Recently a work colleague was out in the evening at a restaurant, at the bar there was a stuffed sheep, which he called 'A Welsh Leisure Centre', turning to a guy next to him he asked "your not Welsh are you?'
"Yes" came the reply.

Then there is this old joke;

A TV crew were making a documentary on life in the farming community in the Outer Hebrides, off the Scottish coast.
They spoke to a prominent local farmer, had he a nickname, like Jock The Farmer or something?
"Funny you should say that" he replied. "see all that land? I farm that, but do they call me Jock The Farmer? No they don't
See that barn over there, I built that with my own bare hands, but do they call me Jock The Builder? No they don't.
Who delivers all the milk that I produce to the village? I do, in all weathers, but do they call me Jock The Milkman? No they bloody well don't.
See those old Roman built walls? who shows tourists around them, explains the history behind them? I do, but do they call me Jock The Tour Guide? No they don't.
I shagged just one sheep!"


User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16228 posts, RR: 57
Reply 10, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5475 times:

the stigma of the charges has made him an outcast at the homeless shelter

Jeez! To become an outcast at a homeless shelter is to really hit rock bottom!




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 54
Reply 11, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5447 times:

Wonder if he had his 2 sizes too big wellies on Big grin

 Smile



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User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 5417 times:

why does anyone really cares if the dude had sex with a sheep? each to his own. Unless he RAPED the sheep.

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 13, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 5420 times:

Can you have consentual sex with Sheep.

Or do they fall in that all sex is rape catagory?



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User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 36
Reply 14, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 5381 times:

To become an outcast at a homeless shelter is to really hit rock bottom!

Like shagging a sheep wasn't "rock bottom"????  Confused Actually, the reason he shags sheep is because cows are too large to reach around and kiss!  Nuts

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16228 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 5371 times:

To become an outcast at a homeless shelter is to really hit rock bottom!

Like shagging a sheep wasn't "rock bottom"????


LOL.....yes, you have a point!




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineTNboy From Australia, joined Mar 2002, 1131 posts, RR: 20
Reply 16, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 5367 times:

That is one sick and sorry Baaaaaastard.
Cheers
Bill



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User currently offline767ALLTHEWAY From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 659 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 5366 times:

THat is absolutley disgusting, Must have been one mmmaaaaaaddddly deprived maaan if it haaaad to come to thaaaat.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Nuts


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User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 5355 times:

You kind of get that mental picture in your head after reading all of the replies, and you know what? That is Friggin sick.!.!.!.!

User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 5344 times:

Must have been a Welshman.

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 5338 times:

uh - uh - uh... Who's yer d-a-a-a-dy?!! uh - uh - uh...  Laugh out loud

Reminds me of a joke...

A ventriloquist noticed a farmer tending to his animals and decided to have some fun.
Ventriloquist: "Excuse me. Are those your horses"?
Farmer: "yyyYep!"
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to them?"
Farmer: "Hell, horses don't talk!"
Ventriloquist: "Hello, horses. Is the farmer good to you?"
Horses: "Yep. He feeds us all we can eat. He provides a nice barn to protect us, and we get to run and play on the farm".
The farmer, obviously puzzled, just stares at the ventriloquist. So, the ventriloquist asks: "Those your pigs?"
Farmer: "y-yep."
ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to 'em?"
Again the farmer insists: "Boy, pigs don't talk!"
So, the ventriloquist addresses the pigs: "Hello, pigs. Does the farmer treat you good?"
Pigs: "Yep. He feeds us well. He provides us with shelter when the weather is bad. We can laze about in the mud all day. We're happy here."
By now the farmer is scratching his head. Talking horses. Talking pigs. WTF?!!
So, then the ventriloquist notices the sheep. He asks the farmer if he can talk to them. That's when the farmer stammers out "Th-Th-THEM SHEEP AIN'T NUTTIN BUT LIARS!"

 Laugh out loud


User currently offlineRedraider From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 531 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 5313 times:

Gig 'Em!! WHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP.


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User currently offlineLearpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 5296 times:

Did he have the sheep at the ledge of a cliff so it would push back?


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User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 41
Reply 23, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 5292 times:

I am sure he got off, alright. Big grin  Big thumbs up Big grin  Big thumbs up

Alex  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



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User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13254 posts, RR: 62
Reply 24, posted (10 years 8 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 5253 times:
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C'mon now, I'm sure he was only helping that sheep over the fence...  Big grin


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25 Post contains images Boeing4ever : Must have been a Welshman. Of course I know a Welsh Girl in my High School, and I must say, I can't blame 'em for going with sheep! B4e-Forever New Fr
26 L-188 : Wasn't getting off the whole purpose of the excersice to begin with?
27 Buckfifty : No one has mentioned the rights of the sheep in this thread. The poor thing. Scarred for life...
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