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South Park: Give Me Some Cheesy Poofs!  
User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2815 times:

Southpark, what a great comedy series. They have the ability to make fun of everything the media is afraid to touch. I love it. Shows how stupid we as humans are. Here are some quotes:

Chef: "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
Colonel: "Son, I don't listen to Hip Hop."

Cartman: "Bad kitty! That's my pot piiiie!"

"Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses. There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer. Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it's too late." -- Captions on the screen at the end of "Rainforest Schmainforest"

"I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" -- Cartman

"Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it." -- Cartman

"Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!" -- Cartman

"If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!" -- Cartman

"Mom -- kitty is being a dildo." -- Cartman
"I know a special little kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." -- Cartman's mom replies

"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage." -- Cartman

"Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two." -- Eric Cartman

"Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000." -- Cartman

"It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom." -- Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan

"There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college." -- Chef

"Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! ..."Tolerate" means you're just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!" -- Mr. Garrison

"Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew. What about them? You don't give a crap about them because they aren't on your side. People like you preach tolerance and openmindedness all the time but when it comes to middle America you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political alignment. Just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government." -- Mr. Garrison yelling at Rosie O'Donnell

"Say "hi" to Sexual Harassment Panda!" -- Mr. Garrison
"Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda." -- The class
"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda" -- Sexual Harassment Panda
"This is freaking me out, dude." -- Kyle [to Stan]
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law." -- Sexual Harassment Panda
"Awwww!" -- The class

"That's right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglass and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France." -- Mr. Garrison's hand puppet Mr. Hat

"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom

"If there are any questions, direct them to that brick wall over there." -- Network President

"It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him." -- Newscaster

"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster

"[the soldier next to him cocks his shotgun] You white Americans make me sick! [emphasizes his disgust with thumps on the table] You waste food, oil, and everything else because you're so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world to save the rainforest because you like its pretty flowers." -- People's Army Leader in the rainforest

"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**.
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast.
You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before.
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To tell you things you might not like to hear.
You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.
All you activists can go f*** yourselves!
Someday if we work hard, boys and girls,
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world!
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah!
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?!
It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"

"I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer." -- Terrance

"Would you like a monkey claw, Phillip?" -- Terrance
"Yes, please." -- Phillip
[farts and has the jury laughing] "That's called a monkey claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys!" -- Terrance
"The monkey claw is smelly." -- Phillip

" ... I don't want to shoot the bunny." -- Stan
"No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger." -- Jimbo
"Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything." -- Cartman

"Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbournes? It's going to make you retarded!" -- Stan's Mom

"ENOUGH!! Oh, Haa-ha. Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car, I'll take you up to my condo where I'll kill you - I I mean-uh, uh give you - moneyy - for the triangle." -- Barbra Streisand
"Sweet! I'm gonna be rich. Bet you wish you hadn't given me that triangle back now, huh, Kyle? Dumb@ss! [heads for the car]" -- Cartman
"Wait. Isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?" -- Kyle
"No, not when money is involved, stupid! [The kids climb into her car and Barbra revs it up]" -- Cartman

"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy
"Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman

U.S. Ambassador: Uh, could you tell us again, what your argument
is all *a-bout*?
Canadian Ambassador: This is not a-boot diplomacy! This is a-boot
dignity! This is a-boot respect! This is a-boot
realizing......(Everyone in the room is laughing at them)
Canadian Ambassador: You guys are dicks! Release Terrence and
Philip, or we WILL give you something to cry a-boot!! (Crowd
laughs even MORE)

Army General: .....the all important, first attack wave, which we
will call "Operation Human Shield"
Chef: Hey, wait a minute!
Army General: Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer
heavy losses! Battalion 14? (Everyone raises hand) RIght, you
are "Operation Get behind the darkies!" You will follow Batallion
5 here and try not to get killed, for God's sake!

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They're probably
all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist
Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust
anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: Oh boy, I can' t wait for our first shore leave so I
can get me some fuckin' poontang!

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would YOU like to go suck my balls?
The whole class gasps)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was....(grabs
a megaphone and talks out of it) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY
Stan: Holy shit, dude....

Stan: You guys!....Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What? Is that like finding Jesus or something?


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User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 37
Reply 1, posted (12 years 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 2767 times:

I agree. Southpark is hilarious. It went out of vogue a few years ago, but if I see it on TV guide, I'll stop and watch it. I just really enjoy that it has absolutely no aura of political correctness. My favorite character has to be Gay Al, the homosexual rights groups must have been in conciptions when they saw that...it only exposes every stereotype about gay people. Its also pretty funny that they named the black kid, "Token."

America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 16
Reply 2, posted (12 years 1 week ago) and read 2758 times:

haha! I'm from colorado, and this show is very popular among teens and young adults, and yes, it's funny and yet somewhat serious. Finally, something me and Jcs17 agree on!

I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineFlyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 1 week ago) and read 2758 times:

Seen every episode...let me rephrase that, memorized every episode. My favorite show. Those are great quotes!

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 30133 posts, RR: 58
Reply 4, posted (12 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2739 times:

Too bad there was so much profanity in the episode where Kyles Kindergarden class votes for class president.

The timing of that was just too perfect.

It should have had a nationwide special.

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 44
Reply 5, posted (12 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2721 times:

In this age of Political Correctness, I suspect that, like with Archie Bunker 30 years ago, the reason this show is so popular is because many of the viewers happen to agree with it.

User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 53
Reply 6, posted (12 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2720 times:

Please tell me this is a revived thread from 1998, and that you folks didn't jsut say that South Park is GOOD.

The first 4 episodes were good, and then afer that, it SUCKED.

Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 53
Reply 7, posted (12 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2720 times:

To add, making a cheesy poof joke in the middle of 2003 is like saying that some little girl named JEssica is stuck in a well. Hi, that was 19 fuckin 86. :-p

Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 30133 posts, RR: 58
Reply 8, posted (12 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2715 times:

No, go to blockbuster and watch the episode that I referred to in my earlier post.

Keep in mind that was their season premiere in 2000.

And they where only to the first recount at that point.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2711 times:

I haven't seen South Park in awhile, but nothing is funnier than the black kid being called 'Token'.

User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (12 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2696 times:

South Park is pretty funny...my favorite episode is the Chickenlover one where Cartman becomes a cop and its a spoof of "Cops"...hilarious!


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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (12 years 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2678 times:

Officer Cartman: "I am a cop and you will respect my authoritay!"

Kyle: Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!

My favorite episode it the first Halloween episode when Cartman dresses up a Hitler:

"So remember kids, dressing up like Hitler in school, isn't cool."

User currently offlineDeltAirlines From United States of America, joined May 1999, 8950 posts, RR: 11
Reply 12, posted (12 years 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2661 times:

My favourite episode is the one where Cartman is General Lee and leads the Civil War reenactors on to almost take over the country. Best part of the episode is when he mails the "I hate you guys" letter to Stan and Kyle.


User currently offlineSoku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 8
Reply 13, posted (12 years 6 days ago) and read 2652 times:

Oh so you don't want towely around, so am I to understand there is a towely ban? - Towely

The Ohio Player
User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8594 posts, RR: 23
Reply 14, posted (12 years 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2645 times:

You were just watching southpark weren't you, Soku.... like... 20 minutes ago.

This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineBartiniMan From Australia, joined Jul 2001, 315 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (12 years 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2636 times:

You gotta love Timmaahh !!.
Also I nearly wet myself laughing when they had Jimmy(?) the other retard singing the song "12 days of Christmas" infront of the mayor and whole town. That was an absolute crack-up.

Another of my favourite: "Damn you Mongorians" City Wok Owner

User currently offlineSoku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 8
Reply 16, posted (12 years 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2628 times:

Yes I was, and that episode kicks ass.

The Ohio Player
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