GKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 25306 posts, RR: 55 Posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1663 times:
Well, seeing as Arsenal@LHR seems to not know anything about Elbonia, I think maybe we should have a thread to post about what we all know about Elbonia.
Maybe this will stop discussions about Elbonia going into other threads also
Ok, who wants to start? Share your thoughts about Elbonia
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Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1639 times:
General Ambassador of Middle South East Elbonia to the virtual Aviation Realm is:
and the International Airport is very spotterfriendly and is located in South Elbonia, where you still need valid visa for entry, and several nice spotterpoints, that are located in (visa-free!!!!) Middle South East Elbonia!
Why this thread...Good Lord, every kid around the world knows this!!!
btw. Living in mud...yes these are the poor and enslaved brothers and sisters in communist weasel state North Elbonia, whose deputy sub consul is Bobrayner
Hoons90 From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 3273 posts, RR: 52
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1621 times:
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Korean Air is starting 3 daily flights to Elbonia with a B777-300.
Air Elbonia has state of the art IL-62s which have 15" seat pitch, way more than the standards of other high quality airlines of the world.
Air Elbonia is competing with Elbonian Airlines, which is from North Elbonia.
Elbonia International Airport, the highest airport in the world, at 13123ft.
It is also the airport with the most dangerous approach, more dangerous than Kai Tak, and Tegucigalapa !!
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Srbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1615 times:
And don't forget about the civilization of leprechauns that live under the mud. All Elbonian Airlines domestic flights are by catapult, much like their space program. And we cannot forget about their ambassador:
707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 27
Reply 12, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1590 times:
It is also the airport with the most dangerous approach, more dangerous than Kai Tak
Well, actually, right now, Kai Tak approach is slightly more dangerous. (try to land there, you'll understand why)
THe approach for RW33 is quite tricky : you have to fly heading 150 at 1000 ft AGL, before making a step left turn, heading 060, directly towards a mountain (this mountains prevent direct approach on RW33) and start the descent, on a 5% glide. Then you turn left, heading 015, parallel to that mountain, and as soon as you can, take heading 330, while maintaining the 5% glide.
Be warned as well that the surorunding area is completely inhabitated.
Antoine (flying out and then back to EIA tonight if there is not to much windshear)
RayPettit From United Kingdom, joined May 2002, 608 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1516 times:
But one thing I don't know. Has the Crown Prince of Elbonia got his own private plane. I imagine he flies to Korea quite a bit, as it seems there are strong international knots between the two countries. Does his female companion always fly with him?