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Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California  
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5263 times:

Mary Carey - Porn star is in the race to replace Gov. Gray Davis.




The Associated Press
Mary Carey , a self-billed pornographic movie star, gets a signature in Los Angeles on her petition to run for governor of California. Her campaign slogan: "We've had Brown; we've tried Gray; now it's time for some blonde." More than 340 people have indicated interest being on the recall ballot .




She may give Gary Coleman and Gallager run for there money.

Read this article


August 06, 2003 12:58am
Mary Carey for CA Governor
Source: Agence France-Presse
Mary Carey is pledging to make lap dances tax deductible and to swap guns for smut if elected.

She joins other potential candidates such as Terminator movie star and Republican activist Arnold Schwarzenegger and Democratic Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt, who also covet the embattled governor's job.

"My goal is to bring happiness to the streets of California," Carey told reporters as she tried to gather the 65 signatures needed to put her name on the October 7 ballot.

The 22-year-old blonde said her electoral platform would include taxing breast implants to generate revenue and hiring porn stars to help negotiate better wholesale electricity prices in the energy-strapped state.

She also wants to create a "Porno for Pistols" program under which gun owners would be urged to swap their weapons for X-rated movies in a bid to reduce violence in the freewheeling golden state.

"If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent," she said, adding that she would present herself as an independent candidate if she achieved the requirements to run by Saturday's deadline for candidacies.

She was clad in a star-spangled bikini top, designer shorts and was tottering on platform shoes as she strutted her stuff in Los Angeles, stopping passers-by to sign her petition.

The 1.76m x-rated candidate was flanked by her manager and two supporters, one carrying a sign that read "Californians Prefer Blondes", echoing the title of a 1954 Marilyn Monroe movie.

She also came up with a novel solution to a key global problem, global warming: "Wear less clothes."

Actor and former body builder Schwarzenegger is meanwhile due to formally announce today whether or not he will fight Democratic Governor Gray Davis for his job when special elections to oust him are held in October.

Aides however said he was now inclined not to run for family reasons.

Flynt said Monday he would file his candidacy by Saturday providing polls could prove that Californians would accept a "smut peddler" as their leader and make him a serious candidate.

More than 250 people have taken out application forms to run for the governorship of the most populous, but most broke, US state.

Anyone can run provided they gather 65 signatures from supporters and stump up the $3500 fee required to stand.



My favorite quote:
" If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent.
--Mary Carey






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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 4667 times:
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well, her body is kinda nice, the head and face leaves something to be desired.

This candidates like these, Arnold is a shoe-in! ARRRGHHH!!!!



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User currently offlineBuckfifty From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 1316 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 4618 times:

If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent,"

Does that count masturbation? If so, I shoud be the most demure person on this planet.


User currently offlineDoorsToManual From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 4572 times:

Oh dear, Californians must be REALLY bored this summer...

User currently offlineRacko From Germany, joined Nov 2001, 4857 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 4532 times:

Is she the one driving around in a pink corvette?

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 4526 times:

At least she can get the blow job errr job done.


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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 4473 times:

Racko:
I think so. I am not up on all the porn stars. This whole recall thing really sucks.



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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29802 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4418 times:

Nown we kno who Clinton will be backing........


sorry but I will keep my guns thank you very much.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMidnightMike From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 14
Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4418 times:


Yep!

Instead of a "Chicken in every pot", her motto is: "A lap dance in every lap".



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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29802 posts, RR: 58
Reply 9, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4414 times:

More Plastic then a tupperware party


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 4398 times:

Personally, I think she can convince more people if her other lips starts talking.  Smile


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User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 4392 times:

She looks like a hoochie.

EmiratesA345  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 12, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 4364 times:

I think she would be better than Arnold Swartzinaziger and less reliant on Republican party insiders to hold his hand thoughout the job.
I am still going to vote NO in the recall mess.



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User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 4324 times:

Arnold Swartzinaziger


Who?


User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 4312 times:

Man, Clinton would have loved for this woman to be his vice-president. I think he is focusing on moving to California to support her CamPain. (Campaign)

User currently offlineDoorsToManual From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 4302 times:

Oh well, thanks for the laughs!

more plastic than a tupperware party LOL.....


User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 4287 times:

There's so much I didn't know about Arnold.

-Normal


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 17, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 4280 times:

What chu' talkin' bout NormalSpeed?!?!  Pissed



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User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 4276 times:

I'd vote for her!

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 19, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 4272 times:

What chu' talkin' bout Sophiemaltese?





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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 20, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 4267 times:

Arnold Shwollenpecker... Wink/being sarcastic



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