SAA-SAL From Belgium, joined Nov 2000, 356 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 7033 times:
That's Delta's new cashCOW!
B.T.W. Doesn't this have something to do with the exhibitions in Brussels about different cow's (200 i total) exposed all over Brussels, including 11 I think in BRU (maybe that's one of them!) This isn't a joke!
SAA B747 SP, Luxavia B747 SP
: Just took a second look. Horns AND udders? DL still can't make up their mind on which way to go... (Like Brian, slaps self)
: In a brilliant move, British Midland launches a counter attack...
: all these one-liners are putting me in great MOOd!
: Delta needed another 737, so they got one from Southwest.
: Hope they MILK it for every cent it's worth. BTW, is there an in-flight chef???
: Is this Delta's way of beefing up aircraft performance? DeltaRules
: hummmm... that cow looks like my old Algebra II teatcher on college! She is a russian lady with 1,90 meters and near 150 Kg.... heavy! Looks like a go
: I wonder why they decided to reVEAL this new plane now. If they think that it makes them the CREAM of the crop they BUTTER think again! This will not
: Holy Cow. This has got to be the Longest thread of one-liners I've ever seen!
: MOOve over United, COWer in teh corner American, a new #1 is coming! Signed, Delta Air Lines
: What older planes are they putting OUT TO PASTURE to make room for these new-comers??
: Some questions: Will the Vets join the same union as the mechanics? At altitude, would the udders leak ice cream or milkshake? If the craft "raises ta
: Gives a new meaning to the word 'cattleclass'.
: Some of those puns were pretty spotty. I cud do better.
: That is one horny flihgt attendant Delta!
: I believe cows could do a good job taking over for Boeing and Airbus.... .... when pigs fly. ... oh, rite. Thom@s
: I heard Delta will be chartering the Dallas COWboys. That wasn't very funny.. sorry to ruin the thread.
: I hope the shit will not hit any turboFAN when this beast has to poop.
: I hear they are going to start serving COWPies for dessert. Ok, that was a bit tasteless.
: "I hear they are going to start serving COWPies for dessert. Ok, that was a bit tasteless." Not really. Had you written Cow pee, then it would have be
: Please, can we stop the puns an MOOve on?
: Come on guys I want to see some MOOre play on words. I wonder if we can get a shot of the new Delta plane next to the MOOn.
: This is a BRAND new livery, I think. They only let little squirts on board.
: [fast running out of material:] I wonder how UA can STOMACH that one.
: Hay! Come on! There is lots of great material out there! I do predict that Delta, being based in Atlanta, Georgia, won't do very well for them. Why? G