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Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...  
User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8646 times:

 Wow!  Wow! Big grin Big grin



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User currently offlineWmupilot From United States of America, joined Jan 2003, 1473 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8473 times:

That's utterly fantastic


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User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8440 times:

Don't you mean "udderly?" Big grin

User currently offlineDL Widget Head From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 2100 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8424 times:

Not a COWardly act on their part.

User currently offlineN754pr From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8387 times:

Nice milky shade of white....

User currently offlineWmupilot From United States of America, joined Jan 2003, 1473 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8363 times:

Think other planes will MOOve over?


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User currently offlineWedgetail737 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5950 posts, RR: 6
Reply 6, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8320 times:
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That just makes me want to say "Cowabanga!!!"

User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8366 posts, RR: 23
Reply 7, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 8290 times:

I'm sure Delta's gunna milk as much publicity out of this as they can....


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User currently offlineWedgetail737 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5950 posts, RR: 6
Reply 8, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 8253 times:
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Is this to insinuate that fact that if you fly on Delta, you're flying on a cattlecar?

User currently offlineYow From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 8139 times:

I wonder if that ship will be assigned to the milk runs??  Wink/being sarcastic  Nuts

User currently offlineArtsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4745 posts, RR: 34
Reply 10, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 8116 times:

I always thought that when people refered to Delta as flying cows, that they were refering to the flight attendants.

User currently offlineDalmd88 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 2612 posts, RR: 14
Reply 11, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 8075 times:

Platinum Moodallion has been flying for about a week now. She is part of CowParade Atlanta. I think she is somewhere in Midtown.

User currently offlineTheGov From United States of America, joined Apr 2003, 420 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 8032 times:

When did Delta hire Gary Larson to be their advertising chief?


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User currently offlineTbear815 From United States of America, joined Jun 2003, 704 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 7958 times:

Funny, I never thought flying pigs looked like cows? Although, I guess they both have udders. I wonder what they use to dump fuel?

User currently offlineJpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4391 posts, RR: 26
Reply 14, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 7902 times:

OOOOH my god,
Just viewed some of the lamest one liners in my life....

loved every second of it  Big thumbs up

Delta is trying to beef up their profits this quarter!



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User currently offlineJpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4391 posts, RR: 26
Reply 15, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 7893 times:

Actually , on 2nd viewing, i didnt know DL ordered A380!!!

Its a joke airbus people, dont freak




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User currently offlineBrianhames From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 795 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 7859 times:

It's probably all STEERage...

*slaps self*

Brian


User currently offlineMITaero From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 497 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 7855 times:

where are the engine COWlings?

User currently offlineJpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4391 posts, RR: 26
Reply 18, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 7840 times:

With delta adding more new aircraft to their fleet, they are putting a lot at steak.

That was so bad



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User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 7579 times:

This is what happens when airlines try to meat their schedules.

(It'll need a different approach to rump handling too)

[Edited 2003-08-10 10:10:52]

User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 7552 times:

On Delta airlines you can "Eat More Chikin."

User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 7520 times:

Actually, that should be "Eat Mor Chikin"

User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3189 posts, RR: 12
Reply 22, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 7374 times:

Are you likely to see the movie Raging Bull as part of the inflight entertainment.



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User currently offlineAA717driver From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 1566 posts, RR: 13
Reply 23, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 7139 times:

Maybe, with the current financial crisis, DAL's management was on the 'horns' of a dilemma.

Or it could just be more 'bull' from marketing...

Sorry, all the "good" puns were taken Big grin . TC



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User currently offlineSAA-SAL From Belgium, joined Nov 2000, 356 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 7110 times:

That's Delta's new cashCOW!

B.T.W. Doesn't this have something to do with the exhibitions in Brussels about different cow's (200 i total) exposed all over Brussels, including 11 I think in BRU (maybe that's one of them!) This isn't a joke!



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25 Tbear815 : Just took a second look. Horns AND udders? DL still can't make up their mind on which way to go... (Like Brian, slaps self)
26 Post contains images JAL777 : In a brilliant move, British Midland launches a counter attack...
27 Jeffie813 : all these one-liners are putting me in great MOOd!
28 BR715-A1-30 : Delta needed another 737, so they got one from Southwest.
29 Post contains images SSTjumbo : Hope they MILK it for every cent it's worth. BTW, is there an in-flight chef???
30 DeltaRules : Is this Delta's way of beefing up aircraft performance? DeltaRules
31 Post contains images Luisinho : hummmm... that cow looks like my old Algebra II teatcher on college! She is a russian lady with 1,90 meters and near 150 Kg.... heavy! Looks like a go
32 Reggaebird : I wonder why they decided to reVEAL this new plane now. If they think that it makes them the CREAM of the crop they BUTTER think again! This will not
33 Post contains images Mirrodie : Holy Cow. This has got to be the Longest thread of one-liners I've ever seen!
34 Airlinelover : MOOve over United, COWer in teh corner American, a new #1 is coming! Signed, Delta Air Lines
35 Airlinelover : What older planes are they putting OUT TO PASTURE to make room for these new-comers??
36 4holer : Some questions: Will the Vets join the same union as the mechanics? At altitude, would the udders leak ice cream or milkshake? If the craft "raises ta
37 Buckfifty : Gives a new meaning to the word 'cattleclass'.
38 LHMark : Some of those puns were pretty spotty. I cud do better.
39 Sushka : That is one horny flihgt attendant Delta!
40 Post contains images Thom@s : I believe cows could do a good job taking over for Boeing and Airbus.... .... when pigs fly. ... oh, rite. Thom@s
41 AA61hvy : I heard Delta will be chartering the Dallas COWboys. That wasn't very funny.. sorry to ruin the thread.
42 Aloges : I hope the shit will not hit any turboFAN when this beast has to poop.
43 Post contains images BR715-A1-30 : I hear they are going to start serving COWPies for dessert. Ok, that was a bit tasteless.
44 Post contains images Thom@s : "I hear they are going to start serving COWPies for dessert. Ok, that was a bit tasteless." Not really. Had you written Cow pee, then it would have be
45 Aegis : Please, can we stop the puns an MOOve on?
46 AA61hvy : Come on guys I want to see some MOOre play on words. I wonder if we can get a shot of the new Delta plane next to the MOOn.
47 Sleekjet : This is a BRAND new livery, I think. They only let little squirts on board.
48 SSTjumbo : [fast running out of material:] I wonder how UA can STOMACH that one.
49 4holer : Hay! Come on! There is lots of great material out there! I do predict that Delta, being based in Atlanta, Georgia, won't do very well for them. Why? G
50 Post contains images Jwenting : Those cashCOWs can really MOOve
51 Aloges : Those birds shure will have lots of COWbells and whistles.
52 GKirk : ATC: Airline X please MOOve down to a lower altitude and let the Delta cow MOOve past you.
53 4holer : Must.............not.........make...............India.............joke.....................
54 Thom@s : Holy cow, this pun stuff has gotten completely out of control. Besides, we all know the story is complete bulls***. Thom@s
55 SSTjumbo : What's in-flight entertainment consist of? Watching the dryer go round-and-round?
56 Post contains images GKirk : I wonder if the COWpilot is the one who retracts the UDDERcarriage?
57 Post contains images Thom@s : Gkirk, oh please, it's starting to get way out there now. Thom@s
58 IHadAPheo : I hear the F/A's are quite horny......
59 Post contains images GKirk : Dear god, this thread is so full of cheesy one liners its unbelievable!
60 Us330 : Well, if it can't fly, is it ground beef?
61 AA61hvy : I would like to become the CEO of this airline, it would be nice to be the big CHEESE. I enjoy SPOTing this airline
62 Post contains images GKirk : Have to admit AA61hvy, you have impressed me with that last comment. I didnt think you could get more unfunnier at all, but you've just proven yoursel
63 BR715-A1-30 : I hope the pilots don't display COWBoy-like behavior.
64 AA61hvy : I hit a dry spell on this thread. Check out other threads.. I'm running out of material.
65 IHadAPheo : I have also heard that the flight crew has many beefs about the new aircraft. Their "prime" complaint is that the new plane does not fit the standard
66 L-188 : No doubt these aircraft will be used on various milk runs.
67 GKirk : AA61hvy, I dont think you ever had any material anyway.
68 SSTjumbo : What's inflight entertainment? Watching the dryer go round-and-round?
69 Post contains images Thom@s : "I hit a dry spell on this thread. " As did everyone else who replied. Thom@s
70 SSTjumbo : Thanks for the warning. Why can't you say more?
71 4holer : Thanks for the warning. Why can't you say more?
72 Post contains images Tbar220 : You know what I think this thread needs? A little more cowbell.
73 Post contains images IHadAPheo : Delta is the cream of the airline world? did someone say more COWbell?
74 Aloges : Holy COW!! When was that photo taken?!?
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