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Why Men Die Before Women  
User currently offlineTrident3 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 1013 posts, RR: 2
Posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2328 times:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THEY WANT TO!!


"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
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User currently onlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29705 posts, RR: 59
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2272 times:

Lot of truth to this one......


Lot of truth.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2263 times:

So true, so true...

UAL747


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 2228 times:

I couldn't agree more. Although given the number of charter NAMBLA members on this board, not a whol lot of folks here will be able to relate.

User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 5911 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 2210 times:

Now, what's the matter with being a fan of Marlong Brando?  Wink/being sarcastic

User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 36
Reply 5, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2197 times:

I couldn't agree more...

Even if most of them are stereotypes, Stereotypes are more often than not, true  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2177 times:

We die earlier because we have to put up with women's shit!


Go big or go home
User currently offlineBruno From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 853 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2177 times:

Trident3 is going on my respected users list.


I agree 200%!



I support the women’s movement up and down!
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 8, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2173 times:

I can't WAIT to hear what Superfly has to say about this.

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 9, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2161 times:

I thought THIS was why men die before women...





Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 10, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

haha!

anyone see the commercial where some guy gets knocked in the head by a auromatic gate?



"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6260 posts, RR: 34
Reply 11, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 2099 times:

The post, I suspect, was meant as a joke. But it does point out the hypocrisy men face today. The world needs more James Cagneys with a grapefruit I think.

Look it up if you don't understand.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



Is grammar no longer taught is schools? Saying "me and her" or some such implies illiteracy.
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2049 times:

How true, how true! TESTIFY! I wonder what the women of A.net would have to say to this.  Big grin

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 2003 times:

Geez, the guy who attaches himself to such a woman *deserves* to die!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Seriously guys, we're not all the stereotypical bitches you think we are. I, for one, am an unstereotypical bitch.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineBmi330 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 1450 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1997 times:

So you think LOL. Its a fact women cause men pain always or at least 1's a month LOL. Women are the route of all evil and we men cant get enough of it.

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