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Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!  
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39921 posts, RR: 75
Posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1076 times:

Matt D my friend, the end is near. Our society has hit rock bottom to allow this sort of mayhem to occur.
Just yesterday on the radio, I heard the most grotesque noise imaginable to mankind.
It was a dance/techno mutilation of the Boston song 'Long Time'.  Crying

A dance/techno version!
It sounded awful!  Pissed
I am just wondering if Tom Sholtz and Brad Delph know anything about this.



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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1059 times:

Yikes.

Now THAT kind of abomination is good reason to fly flags at half staff.

"It's been such a long time
I think I should be going
Time doesn't wait for me
It keeps on going"


 Sad


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29805 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1053 times:

I don't even want to picture it.


It could be worse possibly.

What would your thoughts be about a country western version?



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1052 times:

Comparing a dance versus Country version of a timeless rock-n-roll classic such as "Long Time" is like debating which tastes better:

sand or shoe polish.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39921 posts, RR: 75
Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1042 times:

I know it's very painful. It's almost on par with the events of 9/11.  Sad


L-188:
What would your thoughts be about a country western version?

Well if Jerry Reed did it, it would sound awesome.  Smile
Good country died about 20 years ago. Now it's just a bunch of pretty boy wimps singing love songs.  Pissed
I want to smell the whisky on the lead singers breath when I listen to country.  Smile



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1007 times:

Well here's a further abomination for you - a bluegrass "tribute" to the music and songs of Boston! There is an oxymoron of epic proportions (but not as epic as the penultimate oxymoron - Bad Blowjob  Big thumbs up) - Bluegrass Boston!

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5557 posts, RR: 28
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 946 times:

Guys, you gotta be rolling this out just to see who bites... right?

Or send me a link so I can hear this rubbish.

Is nothing sacred?



...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 925 times:

Or send me a link so I can hear this rubbish.

Is nothing sacred?


Careful what you ask for...

http://www.americanaconnect.com/review_query.asp?reviewID=171

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 881 times:

Agreed. It isn't country unless the singer 1) has a wrinkled, weatherbeaten face (brought about from actually working with cattle and horses 2) Has a belt buckle that points almost straight down as a result of his man sized belly, 3) spits tobacco between verses and 4) reeks of Jim Beam or Jack Daniels.

These wusses like Garth only appeal to suburbanized wannabes who have office jobs, drive their Expeditions, and have never actually had any experience with cattle that wasn't in the form of prime rib.


User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5557 posts, RR: 28
Reply 9, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 858 times:

"Well I was drunk
The day my mom
Got outta prison
So I went
To pick her up
In the rain

But before
I could get
to the prison
in my Pick-uuuuup truck

She got run over
By a danged ol' train!"

That, excerpted from You Never Even Call Me By My Name by David Allan Coe, is what he describes as the "perfect country and western song."




...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39921 posts, RR: 75
Reply 10, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 835 times:

Sccutler:
Now that sounds like a fine country tune.




Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineAloha717200 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 4516 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 832 times:

An old joke you've probably heard:


What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

A: You get your wife, your truck, and your dog back.

:P


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