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Dr. Seuss On Aging  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Posted (10 years 10 months 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 801 times:

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass



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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 10 months 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 797 times:

DAMN! I cannot screw as it is now. You mean its going to get worse?

Signed, 777236ER


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 762 times:

God, even AA61hvy could have done better than that...

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 754 times:

Just because as usual these days you have no comeback for anything (rather Arsenal like), does not give you free reign to try and use the old "AA61hvy could have done better" reply.

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (10 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 746 times:

Yeah that whole AA61hvy come back is old news.. Get some new material.




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