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User currently offlineCanadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 997 times:

Which Airline?

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting
next to him.

He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight
attendant! But which airline does she work for?" He looked at her again, and scratched his chin.

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airlines Slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next, his eyes lit up. He snapped his finger! He turned to her again and this time tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?" This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the F U C K do you want, assHOLE?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...."Aaaahhh,
Air Canada!"

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User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 993 times:

that joke has been spread around since he beginning of the airline industry. [well, whenever it started] it was funny the first few times i heard it. sorry.


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineCanadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 990 times:

Geez, coming from Poland, that really shatters me.

User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 978 times:

Hi there Canadi>nBoy.

Good Joke! Big grin hehehe

I guess it's safe to say the guy never offered to buy her a drink!  Laugh out loud


Chris  Smile



"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
User currently offlineFly727 From Mexico, joined Jul 2003, 1789 posts, RR: 19
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 950 times:

Johan needs to ENLARGE the "Search" hyperlink of the forums.
Posted like 3 times already.
RM  Big grin



There are no stupid questions... just stupid people!
User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 940 times:

What does his being Polish have to do with anything?

I hope you realize that your whole country is made up of immigrants.

EmiratesA345  Yeah sure



You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 923 times:

I've heard Northwest, America West, and a few others inserted in that last spot. Delta and American's slogans always keep them out of the sights.


Up, up and away!
User currently offlineAircanada From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 148 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 907 times:

Okay, I have to admit, even as an employee of AC, that was funny. Sometimes it's nice when things get posted more than once as I wasn't around when it was posted before.

Will definitely be adding that to my "Airline Jokes Wall" in my bedroom.

Regards,
Andrew.


User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks ago) and read 885 times:

ok, i'm polish born and bred but i live in NYC right now. it's in my profile.

[Edited 2003-10-09 06:13:13]


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1456 posts, RR: 2
Reply 9, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 879 times:

What happened to Canadi>nBoy? Did he delete himself?


thank goodness for TCAS !
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