Canadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 786 times:
Which Airline?
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting
next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight
attendant! But which airline does she work for?" He looked at her again, and scratched his chin.
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airlines Slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next, his eyes lit up. He snapped his finger! He turned to her again and this time tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?" This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the F U C K do you want, assHOLE?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...."Aaaahhh,
Air Canada!"
Cancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 13 Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 782 times:
that joke has been spread around since he beginning of the airline industry. [well, whenever it started] it was funny the first few times i heard it. sorry.
"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 51 Reply 6, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 712 times:
I've heard Northwest, America West, and a few others inserted in that last spot. Delta and American's slogans always keep them out of the sights.
Aircanada From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 148 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 696 times:
Okay, I have to admit, even as an employee of AC, that was funny. Sometimes it's nice when things get posted more than once as I wasn't around when it was posted before.
Will definitely be adding that to my "Airline Jokes Wall" in my bedroom.
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