Canadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (12 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1481 times:
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting
next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight
attendant! But which airline does she work for?" He looked at her again, and scratched his chin.
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airlines Slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next, his eyes lit up. He snapped his finger! He turned to her again and this time tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?" This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the F U C K do you want, assHOLE?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...."Aaaahhh,