10. I need to whip it out by 5.



9. Mind if I use your laptop?



8. Just stick it in my box



7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!



6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!



5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!



4.My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.



3. It's an entry-level position.



2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?



And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:



1. it's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

Our office email has been getting a lot of spam emails lately, most of them trying to sell Viagra or prescription drugs. Have noticed a trend where I get a similiar email from 2-3 users on the same day. This was one of the very few that I could actually laugh at.