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TOP TEN Things That Sound DIRTY, But IN The Office  
User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3215 posts, RR: 11
Posted (12 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3119 times:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!

5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

4.My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:

1. it's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

Our office email has been getting a lot of spam emails lately, most of them trying to sell Viagra or prescription drugs. Have noticed a trend where I get a similiar email from 2-3 users on the same day. This was one of the very few that I could actually laugh at.

Why fly non stop when you can connect
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