M&m From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3358 times:
Yup that's right, this evening on my way back from walgreens I walk to my door, swing the door open and guess what I see...my roomie with his shorts down to his thighs sitting in front of his computer stroking his sausage.
Of course his tries quickly not only to pull his shorts, but to cover up what he's watching on his comp. I just merely act as though I don't take notice and chuckle. What makes things even more funny is that this is the THIRD time I caught him.
Am I right in assuming that the first thing you do if you want to pleasure urself is to make sure everywhere is locked, well that was not the case here. All three times the door was left unlocked and I saw everything.
This time I want to tease him a little about it without him nessarily knowing that I know. I was thinking of writing a little note to him before I go to class how does this sound:
"Next time lock the door, and I don't mean before bedtime " or
"When taken care of buisness, LOCK THE DOOR "
Can yall think of anything catchy I can write? I can't wait to see his face!
DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7842 posts, RR: 14
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3339 times:
I once explained this to one of my former female roomates. When two or more guys inhabit a dormroom, it is an unspoken rule that when you are supposed to be gone for class or whatnot, that you be gone so the other person can take care of business so to speak.
So your roomate needs to rethink his masturbatory habits, and lock the door when he feels the need to squeeze.
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Kevi747 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 1058 posts, RR: 12
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3318 times:
You're supposed to make a lot of unnecessary noise (jangling of keys, fumbling with the lock, or pretending to drop your bookbag all work fine) as you enter the dorm/apartment. You could even shout, "Hey, are you home?" as you come in. What ever you do, make sure you allow at least a good 7 seconds for the roommate to cover any incriminating evidence. This will help avoid any future awkward moments.
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FlyboyOz From Australia, joined Nov 2000, 2037 posts, RR: 24
Reply 6, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 3207 times:
Wow! that's quite odd...how come he didnt care whether you're in or not. Probably, he is gay? (just kidding)...I think u should knock the door at the corridor (I mean outside your apartment not his room door). After u knocked it, u pretended that you lost your keys. Then he will come out and cover up quickly.
Well...I caught my schoolmate many times that he always stretches his sauage in order to make his pants feel comfortable and fit. It made me laugh quietly. What i am going to say to my mate? Like I said "Stop making fussy?" "stop stetching in front of me?"
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 10, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 3113 times:
Let's face it lads, we ALL stroke our sausages. M&M, you are probably more discrete with your self-pleasuring than your roommate. Just ask him to try and be discrete. He should respect your privacy as you respects his.
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Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 44
Reply 11, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 3085 times:
I agree with Stretch 8.
What is the big deal? We ALL have experienced self-induced orgasms at some point in our lives. It sure beats getting a hooker or going down to the noodie-both and risk getting arrested, or getting tangles up in an Internet fiasco.
When my cousin Steve came down a couple of weeks ago, I told him where I keep my DVD's and Videos, offered him a bottle of motion lotion, and a clean towel, and a trash bag to put it in when he was done, and that I was going to sleep for the night and for him to clean up when he was done.
He too seemed a little shell shocked, but then quickly thanked me for the down to earth attitude. So while I was in my room drifting off to sleep, he was in the den, watching "Hot Showers Vol. 5"
Ual747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2926 times:
The stupid gay jokes just keep going and going and going, without anyone caring if they are offending. Gotta love America. Gay jokes are still politically correct racism. Why don't we make fun of some black people now, or maybe some of them jews?
Ual747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2920 times:
KROC, you know it's not the same thing. Several other people have emailed me about how offensive some people are about gays on this forum. Same thing as racism. I mean, can you explain logically why it's okay to make fun of gay people and not blacks?