KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 2, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 2617 times:
My ex-girlfriend was a MILF.. Well, I used to like to f*** her..
That is he lamest thing I have ever read. Your ex-girlfriend was a MILF? So she wa older, and had hd kids? Well.....maybe not a MILF, but you "used to like to F her"? Anytime you want to change your statement...I'm all for it.
And yes, I do know a MILF. There is one across the street and over one house, and another, that is freakin' MINT 2 houses down. We have ran together a few times. Her old man left her (why, I have no idea) a few months or so ago...best believe I'm trying to find a way up in that.
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 24 Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 2592 times:
KROC- She is 17 days older then me.. She was born on Jan. 12, 1979, and I was born on Jan. 29, 1979...
She claimed to me that her kid came along as a result of rape, which I later learned was false (after we broke up of course)..
But she IS a mom, and I liked to f*** her..
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Ual747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 5, posted (10 years 2 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 2587 times:
I used to date this girl, her dad was Vince Orza. My fellow Oklahoman's would know who he is. He ran for Governor twice, and lost both times. Anyway, his wife, Patty, was probably the hottest mom I'd ever seen in my life. Seriously, this chick had it going on. Maybe some OKlahomans can make some more comments on her.
Hartsfieldboy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 552 posts, RR: 1 Reply 17, posted (10 years 2 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2217 times:
I know at least three families with several MILFs in São Paulo. Hell, even one of the GRANDMOTHERS in one of the families is STILL hot. A few of the teenage daughters in those families are promising to be MILFs one day, also.
AWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (10 years 2 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2182 times:
I've resisted this thread this long, but, I can't stay silent any longer.
YES! YES, I KNOW ONE!!
There... I've said it! I've confessed! Now, to stand the consequences. Her daughter reads these posts. Thing is, I'm banking the daughter will also be a MILF.... If only I play my cards right... Which I don't seem to be doing... By her estimation...
(Anybody got a queen of hearts?)
I should add - The daughter is 25.
High_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0 Reply 21, posted (10 years 2 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 2105 times:
I work at a childrens indoor playcentre designed for 3-4 year olds in a rapid growth area consisting of 45 percent of the local population being under 40 years old and 20 percents of that being 20-30 years of age.. the MILF's at work are the only thing keeping me from strangling their whinging children.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun