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Do You Know A Milf?  
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2858 times:

SImple question.. Do you know someone who is a mother that you would like to f***?????? (Remember, Stifler's mom was the MILF of the American Pie series)

My ex-girlfriend was a MILF.. Well, I used to like to f*** her..  Big grin


Let's hear 'em!!

Chris


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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User currently offlineCancidas From Poland, joined Jul 2003, 4112 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2837 times:

my best freind's wife. damn!


"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2834 times:

My ex-girlfriend was a MILF.. Well, I used to like to f*** her..

That is he lamest thing I have ever read. Your ex-girlfriend was a MILF? So she wa older, and had hd kids? Well.....maybe not a MILF, but you "used to like to F her"? Anytime you want to change your statement...I'm all for it.

And yes, I do know a MILF. There is one across the street and over one house, and another, that is freakin' MINT 2 houses down. We have ran together a few times. Her old man left her (why, I have no idea) a few months or so ago...best believe I'm trying to find a way up in that.  Big grin


User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1451 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2819 times:

Do You Know A Milf?

Yes, several.



thank goodness for TCAS !
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2809 times:

KROC- She is 17 days older then me.. She was born on Jan. 12, 1979, and I was born on Jan. 29, 1979...
She claimed to me that her kid came along as a result of rape, which I later learned was false (after we broke up of course)..

But she IS a mom, and I liked to f*** her..


Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2804 times:

I used to date this girl, her dad was Vince Orza. My fellow Oklahoman's would know who he is. He ran for Governor twice, and lost both times. Anyway, his wife, Patty, was probably the hottest mom I'd ever seen in my life. Seriously, this chick had it going on. Maybe some OKlahomans can make some more comments on her.

UAL747



User currently offlineCanyonBlue From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2800 times:

AirlineLover,

Your MILF is 3 years YOUNGER than me. Hardly qualifies. (Yes I understand she is a mom.) IMO, a MILF is over 35 at least.

And yes, I do work with many MILF's


User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2780 times:

Yes-my wife.  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6294 posts, RR: 33
Reply 8, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2740 times:

I'll be 46 in 2 months. All I know is MILFs.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2744 times:

"Her old man left her (why, I have no idea) a few months or so ago..."

KROC;
There's a saying: She might look hot, but some other guy is tired of putting up with her crap
I'm sure some of us can attest to that...

a.w.


User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 10, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2733 times:


Yeah I know a couple. I currently date one.



User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2706 times:

A.W. I understand that better than most. I am divorced after all...  Big grin

User currently offlineFunFlyer From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 866 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2557 times:

MY BEST FRIENDS MOM!!!!
DAMN TAP THAT ***

LOL



Who cares about status?
User currently offlineDeltajax From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2528 times:

Stacy's Mom

filler
filler
filler


User currently offlineFlyVirgin744 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 1313 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2527 times:

I agree Deltajax, shes got it going on!


Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.
User currently offlinePl4nekr4zy From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 465 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2479 times:

Hey guys back off! Stacy's mom is mine!

lol I love that song.



"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
User currently offlineShawn Patrick From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2608 posts, RR: 16
Reply 16, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2444 times:

Shit I was gonna say Stacy's mom  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineHartsfieldboy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 552 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2434 times:

I know at least three families with several MILFs in São Paulo. Hell, even one of the GRANDMOTHERS in one of the families is STILL hot. A few of the teenage daughters in those families are promising to be MILFs one day, also.

Damn, I love Brazil.  Smile


User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2399 times:

I've resisted this thread this long, but, I can't stay silent any longer.
YES! YES, I KNOW ONE!!
There... I've said it! I've confessed! Now, to stand the consequences. Her daughter reads these posts. Thing is, I'm banking the daughter will also be a MILF.... If only I play my cards right... Which I don't seem to be doing... By her estimation...
(Anybody got a queen of hearts?)  Sad
I should add - The daughter is 25.

a.w.



[Edited 2003-10-21 18:39:18]

[Edited 2003-10-21 18:39:57]

User currently offlineUSAir1489 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 364 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2396 times:

I know one from school and I always hit on her...but I would not date her. I wouldn't date any milfs for that matter (why bother being with a kid that's not yours?).


Zinger Aviation Delta Oscar Tango Charlie Oscar Mike
User currently offlineDeltaRules From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3774 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2366 times:

I know at least three.....I wouldn't consider taking a run at any of them, though.

DeltaRules



Let's Kick the Tires & Light the Fires!!
User currently offlineHigh_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 2322 times:

I work at a childrens indoor playcentre designed for 3-4 year olds in a rapid growth area consisting of 45 percent of the local population being under 40 years old and 20 percents of that being 20-30 years of age.. the MILF's at work are the only thing keeping me from strangling their whinging children.


Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 2312 times:

High Flyer69;
Thanks for providing me with the heartiest laugh of the day  Laugh out loud

a.w.


User currently offlineGoingboeing From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 4875 posts, RR: 16
Reply 23, posted (10 years 11 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 2299 times:

It would have to be my wife.

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 24, posted (10 years 11 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2246 times:

Hartsfieldboy- Wouldn't they be G-MILF's????


And DANG!! After seeing the Stacy's mom video, Stifler's mom is out :-P

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
25 Redraider : I don't think most of you understand the true meaning of MILF. Yes you may have MILFs your age, but they're MILFs for a younger generation. A MILF is
26 Post contains images Airlinelover : Then I definately do My mom's neighbor.. almost 40, but DAMN!! looks not even 32!!! She's had 3 kids and I think most guys are envious of her man.. Ch
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