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User currently offlineLY772 From Israel, joined Aug 2001, 1340 posts, RR: 2
Posted (10 years 10 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 4645 times:

Okay, so I feel that I have to share this. Their is a football (soccer for the yankees here) player from my home country of Israel called Alon Mizrahi. Now this guy is the dumbest athlete ever. Here are just some of his quotes:

the most famous:
"I want to play either in Europe or Spain"

some more:
"We had bad luck and we didn't have luck" (the first "bad luck" he said in English.)

"I had nothing to prove and I proved it today"

"our team needs to not recieve more less goals"

i have some more that i will add later

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User currently offlineFly727 From Mexico, joined Jul 2003, 1789 posts, RR: 19
Reply 1, posted (10 years 10 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 4635 times:

Not really funny, but put me to think; something I read somewhere:

"May God give you two times of what you wish to me."

RM  Smile



There are no stupid questions... just stupid people!
User currently offlineQb001 From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2053 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (10 years 10 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 4615 times:

LY772,

In your country, it's an athlete who speaks like that. Here in Canada, it's our Prime Minister. You should have heard his famous speech about banning nuclear weapons otherwise kids could play with them and it creates violence...



Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory.
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8702 posts, RR: 43
Reply 3, posted (10 years 10 months 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 4605 times:

LY772,

seems like headers do screw around with footballers' brains, eh?  Laugh out loud



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 4, posted (10 years 10 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 4586 times:

This is one that is frequently said around the fraternity house, it was alledgedly said by a sorority girl several years ago, drunk off her ass.

Its an affirmative answer to a question: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

An odd mix between, "Does the pope say mass on Sunday," and "Does a bear shit in the woods?"



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineLY772 From Israel, joined Aug 2001, 1340 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 10 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 4536 times:

Here are some more:
"I want to play in Europe, and I've said in to the press aswell as newspapers and television."

"A pyramid you build from the top"

"When was I last on the national team? 6-7 years ago? I was 20 back then. Today I am 29"

"the Israeli footballer needs to make a 360 degrees change"



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