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User currently offlineLY772 From Israel, joined Aug 2001, 1340 posts, RR: 1
Posted (12 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 5993 times:

Okay, so I feel that I have to share this. Their is a football (soccer for the yankees here) player from my home country of Israel called Alon Mizrahi. Now this guy is the dumbest athlete ever. Here are just some of his quotes:

the most famous:
"I want to play either in Europe or Spain"

some more:
"We had bad luck and we didn't have luck" (the first "bad luck" he said in English.)

"I had nothing to prove and I proved it today"

"our team needs to not recieve more less goals"

i have some more that i will add later

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User currently offlineFly727 From Mexico, joined Jul 2003, 1803 posts, RR: 16
Reply 1, posted (12 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 5983 times:

Not really funny, but put me to think; something I read somewhere:

"May God give you two times of what you wish to me."

RM  Smile

There are no stupid questions... just stupid people!
User currently offlineQb001 From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2053 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (12 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 5963 times:


In your country, it's an athlete who speaks like that. Here in Canada, it's our Prime Minister. You should have heard his famous speech about banning nuclear weapons otherwise kids could play with them and it creates violence...

Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory.
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 9428 posts, RR: 39
Reply 3, posted (12 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 5953 times:


seems like headers do screw around with footballers' brains, eh?  Laugh out loud

Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 36
Reply 4, posted (12 years 7 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 5934 times:

This is one that is frequently said around the fraternity house, it was alledgedly said by a sorority girl several years ago, drunk off her ass.

Its an affirmative answer to a question: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

An odd mix between, "Does the pope say mass on Sunday," and "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineLY772 From Israel, joined Aug 2001, 1340 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (12 years 7 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 5884 times:

Here are some more:
"I want to play in Europe, and I've said in to the press aswell as newspapers and television."

"A pyramid you build from the top"

"When was I last on the national team? 6-7 years ago? I was 20 back then. Today I am 29"

"the Israeli footballer needs to make a 360 degrees change"

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