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When There Is An Unexpected Girl In Your Apartment  
User currently onlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4190 posts, RR: 37
Posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1276 times:

Ok.... so one of my roomates has this girlfriend. She practically lives over at the apartment... I woke up yesterday morning about 830 (i dont have class until 1115) and had to go to the bathroom. I didnt bother putting on my glasses even though anything beyond 3 feet infront of my face is a blur. I notice a blanket sitting outside mine and my suitemate's side of the apartment....and not really thinking twice about it i go into the bathroom..blow some snot rockets and proceeded go to the bathroom...with the door open. I stumble out of the bathroom, quite relieved, and as i am walking into i notice motion out of the corner of my eye...after i close my door...April...who happened to be in the blanket...begins talking to her Joey..who was in the other room. Later on that afternoon..i kinda scouted out where she was laying down... and welp..she had a full shot of me going to the bathroom and coating the sink with snot rockets from the recent onslaught of pollen on tallahassee. I dont think april will be napping in that same spot ever again....


Chicks dig winglets.
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User currently offlineHairyass From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1235 times:

Try to get some ass from her if you can!

User currently offlineLindy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1210 times:

I dont understand a word you just said hehehe

 Smokin cool


User currently offlineRedraider From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 531 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1199 times:

Why is she sleeping on the floor?


My wife can't wrestle, but you should see her box.
User currently onlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4190 posts, RR: 37
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1193 times:

I think she came over earlier in the morning and just laid down on the floor while Joey got ready.


Chicks dig winglets.
User currently offlineLindy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1190 times:

So you cant see, shes on the floor, Joey is getting ready for what?

 Smokin cool


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1186 times:

>Why is she sleeping on the floor?

Where else is she gonne sleep?  Big grin


User currently offlineLindy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1184 times:

Shes a slut or your friend g/f? heheh

 Smokin cool


User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1158 times:

No english

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