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Best & Worse Movie Quotes?  
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 3435 times:

BEST:
too many to name, really...

"Horsefucker *zap* Ow!! That hurt goddammit! *zap* Ow!! Fuck! *zap* .....This isn't fair you sons of bitches! *zap* Ow!!"
~Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

"Houston, we have a problem"
~Tom Hanks, Apollo13



WORST:

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else."
~Halle Berry, X-Men

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User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 3400 times:



User currently offline777fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 2520 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 3369 times:

Go ahead......make my day.....


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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 3352 times:

Worst: "I almost had you" (Paul Walker Fast and the Furious)

Best: "I must break you" (Dolph Lundgren Rocky IV)



Go big or go home
User currently offline777fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 2520 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3345 times:

Finch....get the f*** away from that ficus, that is a jizz free ficus!

Stifler, American Pie II

I hate to admit it, but one of my favorites!

Rgds,

Greg



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User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2245 posts, RR: 14
Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3343 times:

Here's a good one:

"Did she hurt you, Jack?"
"Yeah, she did."
"I'm sorry."
"What are you sorry about?"
"That you're hurt."
"I'm not hurt."
"You just said you were hurt."
"I'm not hurt."
"I just asked you if you were hurt, and you said, 'Yeah, I'm hurt'."
"Well, that's because you made me say that."
"You're a grown man, Jack, you're in control of your own words."
"You're Godd*mn right I am...and here's two more words for you: shut the f*ck up."

-Jonathan (Charles Grodin) and Jack (Robert DeNiro) in Midnight Run



"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2245 posts, RR: 14
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3333 times:

Another one:

"We're not going to white-collar resort prison! No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE A** prison!"

-Michael (David Herman) in Office Space



"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
User currently offlineRockyRacoon From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 981 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3333 times:

A few Good Men

Jessep: "You want answers?"
Kaffee: "I think I'm entitled."
Jessep: "YOU WANT ANSWERS?"
Kaffee: "I WANT THE TRUTH!
Jessep: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"


Tim


User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2245 posts, RR: 14
Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3333 times:

Yet another one:

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham



"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
User currently offlineGulfstreamGuy From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 646 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3332 times:

Hey 777fan,

Also from AP2...
Whack away Jim.. whack away!

I like..
I feel the need... THE NEED, FOR SPEED!
-Top Gun

It's In The HOLE!
-Caddyshack

I'm ALL Highway!
- Farva, Super Troopers

Its easy to grin when your ship comes in,
and you got the stock market beat.
But a man who's worthwhile
Is a man who can smile
When his shorts aren't too tight in the seat!

-Judge Smails, Caddyshack

Ooh! The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a HOOK in it!
-Al Czervik, (Rodney Dangerfield) Caddyshack

GG



"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. " -Jimmy Buffett
User currently offlineTS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3330 times:

I usually forget the bad quotes fast. So here are some of my favourites:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
The Usual Suspects

So you lie to yourself to be happy--there's nothing wrong with that. We all do it. Who cares if there's a few little details you'd rather not remember.
Memento

My name is Lester Burnham, this is my neighborhood, this is my street, this is my life. I am 42 years old, in less than a year I will be dead. Of course i don't know that yet, and in a way I'm dead already.
American Beauty

It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.
American Beauty

Will the lifeboats be seated according to class? I hope they aren't too crowded.
Titanic

Thomas


User currently offline777fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 2520 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3324 times:

That one is a classic from Bull Durham!

How about this one from Major League:


Willie Mays Hays (Wesley Snipes)
"Hey what league did you come from?"

Rich Vaughn (Charlie Sheen)
"California Penal League"



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User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2245 posts, RR: 14
Reply 12, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3319 times:

Staying with American Beauty

"Don't mess with me, mister, or I'll divorce you so fast it will make your head spin!"

"On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't f*ck other women, I've never hit you, I don't mistreat you. I don't even try to touch you, because you've made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider me to be! But I did support you before you got your license, and some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours. So, turn off the light when you come to bed!"

-Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey)



Worst quote:

Anything that comes out of Ben Affleck's hole... Big grin



"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
User currently offline777fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 2520 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3322 times:

One of Ben Affleck's pieces of crap.

I want a piece of god damn pecan pie!

-Reindeer games

Totally worthless movie!

Another one from American Pie

"Go trig-boy, its your birthday"

The group of guys watching Jim trying not to blow his wad with Nadia!

God, I love those movies!



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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 14, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3317 times:

777fan:
Willie Mays Hays (Wesley Snipes)
"Hey what league did you come from?"

It is actually: "What the hell league you been playin in?"

 Big grin
Its one of my fav movies



Go big or go home
User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3401 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 3312 times:

Here are some good ones from American Beauty:

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?

Lester Burnham: Brad, I've been a whore for the telemarketing industry for 15 years. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing.


Lester Burnham: look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here

Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

These are mainly conversations but there still funny




Engineers Rule The World!!!!!
User currently offlineCanyonBlue From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 3310 times:

Best - "Sit down and shut up you big, bald f*ck!" - Dennis Farina, Snatch

Worst - "You had me at hello" - Rene Zellewegger, Jerry McGuire


User currently offlineGoingboeing From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 4875 posts, RR: 16
Reply 17, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 3303 times:

Best:

Aren't these exciting times we live in...gas is over a buck a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole - Martin Mull in Serial


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 3290 times:

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) Clerks

"Look at that! You can't see that, I'm on radio!"
Hyannisport broadcaster in Slapshot

Some of my favorites are from Swingers:
Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

[Why Sue carries a gun.]
Sue: People get carjacked.
Trent: Who's gonna carjack your fuckin' K-Car?

Trent: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.


Some really bad ones:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436/quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/quotes


User currently offlineIamcanadian From Canada, joined May 2001, 734 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 3275 times:

Here's one...

"Preparations A through G failed...introducing, Preparation H!"
Dr. Evil in "Goldmember"



Shut up and calculate.
User currently offlineWestjet_737 From Japan, joined Nov 1999, 869 posts, RR: 6
Reply 20, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 3265 times:

Best:
“Men, it’s been a long war; it’s been a tough war. You have fought bravely, proudly for your country. You are a special group. We found in one another a bond that exists only in combat. My brothers, we’ve shared foxholes, helped each other in dire moments. We’ve seen death and suffered together. I am proud to have served with each and every one of you. You deserve long and happy live in peace.”

On the last episode of Band of Brothers (#10 points), said by the German commander to his troops right after they surrendered. Very touching...



User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 21, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 3263 times:

Although I find it somewhat sacreligious, one of my favorites right now has to be...

Mrs. Sommers: Pray for us while we're on the road.
[Lolly Ann watches her mother go out the door and get in the car with her father, a preacher. They drive away.]
Lolly Ann: Dear God, please watch over my parents while they're on the highway, so the ground might open up and swallow them whole.

"Last Best Sunday."



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineUPSfueler From United States of America, joined May 2003, 430 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (11 years 1 month 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 3254 times:

Worst: What'd you put in that sandwhich? - Dom Torreto(Vin Diesel) F & F 1

Best: ( or one of my favorates): We all work jobs we hate so we can go home and buy shit we dont need.- Tyler Durden(Brad Pitt) Fight Club


User currently offline777fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 2520 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (11 years 1 month 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 3239 times:

AA61hvy,

Thanks for the correction. I thought I had it wrong and I actually went home and put the DVD in to check!!!!!




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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 24, posted (11 years 1 month 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3221 times:

Hows i the DVD? I was thinking about buying it? Any good extras?


Go big or go home
25 Post contains images KYIPpilot : "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" John Belushi in Animal House "We have a pond and a pool, the pond would be good for you." Chevy
26 777fan : More American Pie........ Michelle: And this one time.....at band camp......I stuck a flute in my P***** Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate you
27 Copaair737 : From Scarface, Tony Montana You want to fuck with me? You fuck with Tony Montana, you fuck with the best. All in the middle of that great shootout sce
28 Delta717 : "Say goodbye to all of this and hello to oblivion" Richard O'Brien inThe Rocky Horror Picture Show
29 SIA Fan : "I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives" Winona Ryder in Reality Bites
30 Xnv : Best: "Suck it up princess." Han Solo in Star Wars. Worst: "You complete me." Some neurotic needy woman in some awful movie.
31 Illini_152 : Now some favorites from Clint: Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like. Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards ha
32 FDXmech : From.......The Big Lebowski
33 Flyf15 : "Once they get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in the pantsy" - Super Troopers
34 Jetguy : Best Quote... "But I need me liver."
35 KC7MMI : "Back in the mid 1950's the government started a little under-funded agency with a simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race no
36 ELAL 744 : "Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes" The Godfather "Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party" The Producers "You get the guns, I'll
37 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : hmm, how could we forget this one: "Tell me about it, every time I hear that name I shutter!" "Mufasaaaa" *shivers* "oooohhhhhh..... do it again!"
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