Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1867 times:
This is a story that has to be told.
First of all, I consider myself a very "street smart" person. I've been to New York City more times than I can count.
Hows this for interesting? It was about 2AM, Sunday morning, in New York City, my cousin and his friends decide that after we hit up the strip club (it was his bachelor party) we'd head to an Irish bar by his apartment. I split, realizing I need to first make a stop at Kinkos to make sure that some of my lab partners completed an internet project that was due later that day. So I'm out of cash for obvious reasons, and I'm standing at the corner of 42nd and 6th waiting for a cab to come by that takes credit cards (very few do, but the ones that do have credit card logos on the side of their car). Anyway, I'm standing at the corner for about 20 minutes with no luck and I'm getting a bit cold. A Blazer pulls up and a girl, decent looking (didnt look too skanky) probably in her early 20s, rolls down the window and asks if I need a ride. Being the naive person I am, I take her up on the offer, figuring if she is going to rob me, I can just jump out of the car relatively safely considering we're in the middle of NYC. So we drive a several blocks, and she asks where I'm from, what I'm doing in New York, etc. Out of nowhere, she asks.... "So do you want to have sex....or get a blowjob, or something else." I'm not too shocked, I knew that there had to be a catch for the free ride. I politely decline, at the same time realizing my utter stupidity for taking this ride with a stranger. Anyway, she's cool about it, we talk about Dallas, and she drives me up to the Kinkos on 79th and Lex, kisses me on the cheek and lets me out of the car. Should I get my cheek checked for STDs? Oh well, beats the hell out of a $10 cab ride.
KAUSpilot From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 1955 posts, RR: 37 Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1844 times:
On one hand the hooker apparantly wouldn't mind having sex with you.
On the other hand you looked (to her) like the type of guy who would pay for sex.
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1835 times:
Actually, if my memory serves me correctly, I was on either 50th or 51st and not 42nd. IMO, dont look like the kind of person that has to pay for sex--and I really dont have to. I can get all the free sex I want. I was dressed pretty nicely as well...khakis, button down shirt, and a black fleece vest. I wasnt too drunk either.
Yes, she was driving the Blazer...and she was the only one in the car. If there was a guy in the car, I definitely wouldnt have taken the ride.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1762 times:
You know you got a handy, don't front.
And I'm glad you have time to post about this, but not mention anything about the Yankees, who you claim to be a 'true' fan of.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1658 times:
So how high did you hold the "I'm a virgin" sign Josh?
Sleekjet From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2045 posts, RR: 24 Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1642 times:
Are you sure this didn't happen in the Lufthansa cargo parking lot?
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1640 times:
So how was having a discussion with a transvestite? I have not met one.
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1646 times:
I LIVE in Manhattan, and I would NEVER get into a stranger's SUV, I don't care if the hottest guy in the universe is driving it.
I was literally right in the center of Manhattan. I figured that if she wanted to do anything to me--rob me or whatever, I could easily get out of the car. Besides, she looked to be 22, dressed very nicely (not in stereotypical hooker style), and didnt look like the kind of person that would pull anything too nefarious. It wasnt the brightest move, but I got away with it. I wasnt too drunk either because of the huge dinner we had eaten a few hours before at Cite (nice place, my food was surprisingly average though).
Yes, Sean you're right. I would have had to initiate the conversation in order for me to be soliciting a prosititute.
So how high did you hold the "I'm a virgin" sign Josh?
I could say something about Melissa that is so wrong on all accounts, but I'll refrain.
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1633 times:
TWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 53 Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1646 times:
She asked him if he wanted a ride... he doesn't indicate what his exact verbal response was. If it could have been interpreted as sexually suggestive, then her later "clarification" could have been legal.
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1632 times:
Are you sure this didn't happen in the Lufthansa cargo parking lot?
Yes. If it happened in the Lufthansa cargo parking lot, she would have been driving a pimped out Civic or a shitty Escort (..err...nevermind) with her family's last name across the back
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1627 times:
"So do you want to have sex....or get a blowjob, or something else
I wonder what the "something else" was?
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1625 times:
I'm sure that my response to getting a free ride was something along the lines of..."Uhhhh, yeah, sure...awesome."
Learpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1 Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1612 times:
You know you gave her 20....
No he didn't. He only has 3 1/2.
Signed,
AA61hvy
Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1609 times:
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1575 times:
And in one fell swoop, Learpilot comes out of nowhere and sends
Jcs crashing to the mat
followed by AA61hvy! Damn.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"