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Got Picked Up By A Hooker...  
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

This is a story that has to be told.

First of all, I consider myself a very "street smart" person. I've been to New York City more times than I can count.

Hows this for interesting? It was about 2AM, Sunday morning, in New York City, my cousin and his friends decide that after we hit up the strip club (it was his bachelor party) we'd head to an Irish bar by his apartment. I split, realizing I need to first make a stop at Kinkos to make sure that some of my lab partners completed an internet project that was due later that day. So I'm out of cash for obvious reasons, and I'm standing at the corner of 42nd and 6th waiting for a cab to come by that takes credit cards (very few do, but the ones that do have credit card logos on the side of their car). Anyway, I'm standing at the corner for about 20 minutes with no luck and I'm getting a bit cold. A Blazer pulls up and a girl, decent looking (didnt look too skanky) probably in her early 20s, rolls down the window and asks if I need a ride. Being the naive person I am, I take her up on the offer, figuring if she is going to rob me, I can just jump out of the car relatively safely considering we're in the middle of NYC. So we drive a several blocks, and she asks where I'm from, what I'm doing in New York, etc. Out of nowhere, she asks.... "So do you want to have sex....or get a blowjob, or something else." I'm not too shocked, I knew that there had to be a catch for the free ride. I politely decline, at the same time realizing my utter stupidity for taking this ride with a stranger. Anyway, she's cool about it, we talk about Dallas, and she drives me up to the Kinkos on 79th and Lex, kisses me on the cheek and lets me out of the car. Should I get my cheek checked for STDs? Oh well, beats the hell out of a $10 cab ride.

[Edited 2003-10-27 07:49:02]


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
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User currently offlineKAUSpilot From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 1963 posts, RR: 32
Reply 1, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2230 times:

On one hand the hooker apparantly wouldn't mind having sex with you.

On the other hand you looked (to her) like the type of guy who would pay for sex.

So was she driving the blazer?




User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 2, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2221 times:

Actually, if my memory serves me correctly, I was on either 50th or 51st and not 42nd. IMO, dont look like the kind of person that has to pay for sex--and I really dont have to. I can get all the free sex I want. I was dressed pretty nicely as well...khakis, button down shirt, and a black fleece vest. I wasnt too drunk either.

Yes, she was driving the Blazer...and she was the only one in the car. If there was a guy in the car, I definitely wouldnt have taken the ride.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1456 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2211 times:

You know you gave her 20....


thank goodness for TCAS !
User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4638 posts, RR: 36
Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2199 times:

Are you sure it was a hooker? Or not just some girl who's just a slut?

I've never heard of a hooker picking up guys in her own ride, lol!

Nice of her to still give you the ride though even though you weren't a client.



Word
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2148 times:

You know you got a handy, don't front.

And I'm glad you have time to post about this, but not mention anything about the Yankees, who you claim to be a 'true' fan of.


User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2141 times:

This story brings back memories... it's happened to me a few times. (Although I never got in the car.)  Smile

User currently offlineProudtoflyaa From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2126 times:

Five dolla company of a lady

User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2043 times:

Can you say NYPD sting operation??


>>First of all, I consider myself a very "street smart" person. I've been to New York City more times than I can count.<<


I LIVE in Manhattan, and I would NEVER get into a stranger's SUV, I don't care if the hottest guy in the universe is driving it.

Dude, alcohol kills brain cells.  Big grin



An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineB747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2044 times:

Can you say NYPD sting operation??

Nope. As per jcs17's account, she made the first suggestion of illegal activity. That would constitute entrapment.


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 10, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2044 times:

So how high did you hold the "I'm a virgin" sign Josh?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineSleekjet From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2049 posts, RR: 22
Reply 11, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2028 times:

Are you sure this didn't happen in the Lufthansa cargo parking lot?


II Cor. 4:17-18
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 12, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2026 times:

So how was having a discussion with a transvestite? I have not met one.

[Edited 2003-10-27 19:02:24]


Go big or go home
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 13, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2032 times:

I LIVE in Manhattan, and I would NEVER get into a stranger's SUV, I don't care if the hottest guy in the universe is driving it.

I was literally right in the center of Manhattan. I figured that if she wanted to do anything to me--rob me or whatever, I could easily get out of the car. Besides, she looked to be 22, dressed very nicely (not in stereotypical hooker style), and didnt look like the kind of person that would pull anything too nefarious. It wasnt the brightest move, but I got away with it. I wasnt too drunk either because of the huge dinner we had eaten a few hours before at Cite (nice place, my food was surprisingly average though).

Yes, Sean you're right. I would have had to initiate the conversation in order for me to be soliciting a prosititute.

So how high did you hold the "I'm a virgin" sign Josh?

I could say something about Melissa that is so wrong on all accounts, but I'll refrain.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 14, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

Did you see her "gun"


Go big or go home
User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 15, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2032 times:

She asked him if he wanted a ride... he doesn't indicate what his exact verbal response was. If it could have been interpreted as sexually suggestive, then her later "clarification" could have been legal.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 16, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2018 times:

Are you sure this didn't happen in the Lufthansa cargo parking lot?

Yes. If it happened in the Lufthansa cargo parking lot, she would have been driving a pimped out Civic or a shitty Escort (..err...nevermind) with her family's last name across the back  Smile



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

"So do you want to have sex....or get a blowjob, or something else
I wonder what the "something else" was?

It would have been funny if you had sex with her.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 18, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2011 times:

I'm sure that my response to getting a free ride was something along the lines of..."Uhhhh, yeah, sure...awesome."


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 19, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2009 times:

Wait a sec.... is mega-'Christian' Sleekjet actually making jokes about prostitution???


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineLearpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1998 times:

You know you gave her 20....

No he didn't. He only has 3 1/2.

Signed,

AA61hvy



Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
User currently offlineS.p.a.s. From Liechtenstein, joined Mar 2001, 967 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1998 times:

Maybe she was just nymphomaniac girl...


"ad astra per aspera"
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 22, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1995 times:

Isn't Mirrodies car nice?
Signed
Learpilot



Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (11 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1961 times:

And in one fell swoop, Learpilot comes out of nowhere and sends

Jcs crashing to the mat



followed by AA61hvy! Damn.





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