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Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43
Posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks ago) and read 6200 times:

My fraternity is having an associate (our fraternity does not call us 'pledges') date auction in a couple of weeks and we're supposed to pick out a song to have played while we're being introduced. I have no clue what song to use--it should be relatively funny with sexual overtones. Anyone have any ideas?

America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!

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Pacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2698 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 6183 times:

"Too drunk to fuck" by The Dead Kennedy's.

Ought to make you a popular item.

" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "

CactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 6179 times:

Macho Man by the Village People.

Covert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1436 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 6176 times:

You definately will have a lot of fun with the Village People..

covert

thank goodness for TCAS !

B747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 6173 times:

Are you being offered for sale or are they trying to bribe someone to go out on a date with you?

747buff From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 706 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 6164 times:

A few suggestions:

"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye
"I Want Your Sex' by George Michael

Delta gets you there.

Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6157 times:

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It's an obvious one, but someone's got to do it:

"It's Raining Men"

Vafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 18
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6154 times:

My god, I didn't know anyone else on this site would know and like the Dead Kennedys... Definitely use that song, it's funny.

I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.

Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6148 times:

Are you being offered for sale or are they trying to bribe someone to go out on a date with you?

We're being auctioned, Sean. We already had our slave for a day silent auction, I fetched a nice $70. Too bad the girl that made me her slave for the day was absolutely revolting.

America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6146 times:

Even more obvious.

"Short Dick Man" by Gillete

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Covert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1436 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6142 times:

What did she make you do Jcs? Shave her legs and take her garbage out?

thank goodness for TCAS !

IndustrialPate From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 6143 times:

Too bad the girl that made me her slave for the day was absolutely revolting.

This is hilarious! Some girl pays $70 for you, and you're insulted by the way she looks/acts? You should be flattered - take her out, have a nice time, give her some bone...

777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 8
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 6130 times:

"Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt N Pepa. Big grin

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