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Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction  
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 40
Posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 8681 times:

My fraternity is having an associate (our fraternity does not call us 'pledges') date auction in a couple of weeks and we're supposed to pick out a song to have played while we're being introduced. I have no clue what song to use--it should be relatively funny with sexual overtones. Anyone have any ideas?


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
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User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2727 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 8664 times:

"Too drunk to fuck" by The Dead Kennedy's.

Ought to make you a popular item.



" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 26
Reply 2, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 8660 times:


Macho Man by the Village People.



User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1445 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 8657 times:

You definately will have a lot of fun with the Village People..

covert



thank goodness for TCAS !
User currently offlineB747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 8654 times:

Are you being offered for sale or are they trying to bribe someone to go out on a date with you?

User currently offline747buff From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 724 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 8645 times:

A few suggestions:

"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye
"I Want Your Sex' by George Michael



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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 8638 times:

It's an obvious one, but someone's got to do it:

"It's Raining Men"


User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 7, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 8635 times:

My god, I didn't know anyone else on this site would know and like the Dead Kennedys... Definitely use that song, it's funny.


I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 40
Reply 8, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 8629 times:

Are you being offered for sale or are they trying to bribe someone to go out on a date with you?

We're being auctioned, Sean. We already had our slave for a day silent auction, I fetched a nice $70. Too bad the girl that made me her slave for the day was absolutely revolting.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 8627 times:

Even more obvious.

"Short Dick Man" by Gillete


User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1445 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 8623 times:

What did she make you do Jcs? Shave her legs and take her garbage out?


thank goodness for TCAS !
User currently offlineIndustrialPate From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 8624 times:

Too bad the girl that made me her slave for the day was absolutely revolting.

This is hilarious! Some girl pays $70 for you, and you're insulted by the way she looks/acts? You should be flattered - take her out, have a nice time, give her some bone...



User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 7
Reply 12, posted (10 years 5 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 8611 times:

"Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt N Pepa. Big grin

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