Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 7209 times:
I cannot sit on this any longer, so to speak. After pondering this over and over, and discussing it with KROC (and getting his ahem....blessing), I've decided that I should come out and talk some mofre about my recent trip to New York some more.
For starters, I held his Shaft right there at JFK. It couldn't wait. And wouldn't you know it? Miroddie showed up and got in on the action. So The Shaft was now being held by three people.
Later on, at LGA, BigPhilNYC, not wanting to be left out, got to hold The Shaft as well. Only he was intensely interested in it being "deeper".
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 7156 times:
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 7105 times:
I got some last night and this morning, and in 6-7 hours I will be getting more
Signed,
Big Papa Pump
(me)
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 7083 times:
Aa61Hvy:
yeah, well using Blow-Up Brittney and a bottle of KY doesn't count.
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 7062 times:
...and AA61Hvy comes crashing down in humbled humiliation...
777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 7034 times:
Now, as funny as this is (and no offence guys, you know this is all in fun ), you better be careful AA61hvy - you don't want your mum getting home and catching you. Maybe you should print off this photo and save it for later.
31 Matt D: There is an absolute massacre going on here. 777236ER, showing his ability to keep coming back no matter how hard he goes down, has sent JCS17 falling
32 KROC: - Funny, even for 'humor' you won't catch me looking up 'gay pride parades' on google, yahoo, or any other site. But yo, those platforms started to hu
34 Jcs17: Nice yellow shirt Mirrodie, I didn't know the Salvation Army thrift store had a rack for homosexuals.
35 KROC: And for 777236ER and his 'gay pride parade' searches..... *Credit to BigPhil for altering the image.
36 777236ER: I didn't know the Salvation Army thrift store had a rack for homosexuals. Bet you'll be going all the time now you know, eh?
37 Jcs17: Considering all the clothes came from your closet 777236ER, I doubt it.
38 EGGD: So this is where disturbed 20 and 30-somethings hang out on a saturday evening!
39 KROC: Clothes isn't the only thing in 777236ER's 'closet'. Too bad for him, we all already know. And its only 7pm, all the goodd ish happens in a couple of
40 ScarletHarlot: Mirrodie! You are STYLIN'! You look like you are in Menudo!
44 Usairwys757: My only question was....who was taking the pic?
45 Aloha717200: You three definitely look different than imagined...though Matt definitely looks like a "Matt". That said...I wonder if that hole in the lower right c
46 Vafi88: Matt D looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin... it's funny as hell... Mirrodie's a pimp, you can tell by his yellow flashy shirt.
47 N766UA: My only question was....who was taking the pic? BigPhil would be my guess...
48 Matt D: I think Miroddie's image of a pimp is something of a façade designed to fool you; we took those pictures specifically to post them here. I've met his
49 Matt D: Actually, Miroddie had some PANYNJ construction worker, who was on one of his Union Contract mandatory 15 breaks a day to take the picture. He was kin
50 N766UA: And did this breaking construction worker inquire as to why you had a piece of paper with "Shaft" written on it?
51 AC320: I'd comment but KROC still has certain photos.
56 FSPilot747: Matt, you look way too familiar. I had to have seen you somewhere in SoCal. FSP
57 AA61hvy: "Matt, you look way too familiar. I had to have seen you somewhere in SoCal. " Maybe at the "Tool Shed" in Orange County? Signed, Matt D
58 Flight152: Hey Matt- Where are the shorts and the hiking boots?
59 FSPilot747: AA61hvy, the Tool Shed is OUR thing. Don't ruin it. Signed, KROC
60 An-225: Too bad I couldn't join you guys for some hanging out and Concorde Spotting in NY, I had to work. Oh, and by the way, I work with a guy who looks just
61 QANTASFOREVER: Perhaps this would be a great opportunity for KROC & Matt D to explain the history of the "Shaft", and what exactly it is. Thousands of bemused users
62 777236ER: Hey I just got laid.. All you virgins can eat it.. or jack off thinking about it... whoooo... beeeeeeer Signed, Big Papa Pump You got laid? You lay do
63 Mirrodie: Damn! My Menudo days have been found out! ROFLMAO Glad you like the shirt. All my shirts are MX1's at Expressmen/Structure. Whatever my officegirls ap
64 Bigphilnyc: Mirrodie looked lke he was singing backup for the Temptations. He's even in his "swaying finger snap" pose. lol His dancing skills are only second to
65 MD-90: BigPhil looks like a fratboy, but one of the good ones.
66 Jcs17: JCS17, still the homophobe? Another original gay joke? How refreshing!! I guess I could come back with a comment on you might be a cum guzzling queen
67 AA61hvy: Mirrodie-Saturday Night Fever Called, they want your shirt back
68 EmiratesA345: Hahahahahaha, You guys look nothing like I expected! EmiratesA345
69 BR715-A1-30: Kroc, You should have edited the KO Punch picture with Mirrodies face when you mentioned MIRRODIE GOING DOWN ON THE MAT!!!. Wait, that doesn't sound r
70 NWA: AA61hvy, For as much as you talk about getting laid, I begin to wonder if you are getting any trim, and just want us to believe that you are. I got so
71 KROC: N312RC - 3 losers. How original. Did you think that one up all on your own? FSPilot. You want to be down now, and joke around? Just the other day you
72 Usairwys757: "I think you are not getting laid or are making up for micropenis syndrome" Yes I know there is a micropenis syndrome because I was diagnosed with it,
73 BOEING747-700: I always pictured Kroc taller and bald. Oh well its good to put a face to the names!!! I think I smell another post your pic thread coming up.
74 AA61hvy: NWA- hey buddy ever heard of a drunk post? So who did you sleep with, Ms. October 2003 in Playboy on page 117? Good night![Edited 2003-11-03 04:59:30]
75 N312RC: yep KROC, thought it up all on me own! Brilliance.
76 Airlinelover: Hmm.. That's funny KROC, I looked at the picture, and it appeared edited.. so I took the liberty of restoring it to it's original form, and here ya go
78 Mirrodie: .....notice how I kept my distance. and jcs17, dude, who's trying to make a comeback? Just come up with something original, not another old gay joke,
79 Covert: No comments on that picture, just KROC drop the cock
81 KROC: Airlinelover is just bitter because I rejected his sexual advances when we met up, and subsequently called the F.B.I. on him over it. Don't be bitter
82 L-188: Well the photo certainly does explain the confused look on your face.
83 707cmf: Hmm.. That's funny KROC, I looked at the picture, and it appeared edited.. so I took the liberty of restoring it to it's original form, and here ya go
84 FSPilot747: KROC: Midterms put me in a bad mood. Apologies for being a jackass. I just get a bit tired of seeing "Anti-Semite" being thrown around for on apparent
85 KROC: No problem FS. It's all good. Oh, and some people have too much time on their hands.
86 707cmf: Well, I prefer to have *time* on my hands than something else 707
88 Chgoan: Ok, since I've only been a part of the forum for a few months now, I'm still getting to know who is who, and all I want to know right now is who is th
89 KROC: Chogan. That 'hottie' is BiugPhilNYC, and you might have a chance seeing he is a former Seamen ERRRRRRRR used to be in the Navy.
90 AA61hvy: Phil is our resident homosexual on A.net
91 Chgoan: Well well well.....resident homosexual huh? KROC....I MIGHT just have a chance then. Phil......drop me a line buddy! LOL! Don't be shy.
92 Bigphilnyc: Oh....my....God. lol I'm flattered, but while I was in the NAvy and fit a few sterotypes, I am straight. I have no problem making friends and stuff, b
93 Chgoan: LOL! Talk about a tease! What a bubble burst! Well, I figured it was probably too good to be true, but you did say "I don't know." So....*cough*....do
94 KROC: Chgoan - Phil is playing hard to get. Don't give up just yet.
97 Chgoan: I could be on UA #670....gets into LGA tomorrow at 10:03am. Although, I could probably hop on UA #668 and get in at 9:03am. If you aren't an early ris
98 777236ER: I could be on UA #670....gets into LGA tomorrow at 10:03am. Although, I could probably hop on UA #668 and get in at 9:03am. This is getting into stalk
99 Chgoan: I don't have the energy to be a stalker..... I promise to be good. My heart just skipped a few beats when I saw BigPhil.....*pitter patter.*..*pitter
100 Aloges: This is beginning to smell like FlyGirl757. Wait...
101 Usairwys757: Yeah, dont give up just yet, Bigphil is just playing hard to get. He will come around if you keep pushing him.
102 Superfly: WOW, Impressive shaft you have there. It's almost as big as mine!
103 KROC: He will come around if you keep pushing him. You have no idea!
104 Chgoan: You guys are bad! SOMEONE is being a big tease....its either you boys or him! I have to say though that this made my day a bit more entertaining.
105 Superfly: KROC: Are you dieting? Your a lot smaller since I last saw you. Now that your divorced, you must be d!cking down a lot of the Rochester hoes.
106 AC320: So any trips to Florida planned? I wanna hold the shaft too.
107 KROC: Superfly, I've dropped 60 to 70 pounds since last winter. Probably about 40 or 50 less than when you last saw me. Gotta work it off, so I can work it
108 KROC: I'm thinking of a trip to Florida sometime this winter. I have friends in Naples, and Tampa. You going to be around? Nothing like meeting up with a Fl
109 Superfly: KROC: Keep it up, you could could become governor of New York.
110 AC320: Be in either Gainesville or Ft. Lauderdale, depending on when winter break is. Still ol' GatorSpo is planning a NYC trip soon enough, you have all be
111 KROC: Gatorspo is no more. You have been redubbed Expodile, due to the UF team name change.
112 AC320: Damn I change names faster than AA61hvy switches male partners
113 FSPilot747: Hmm...methinks Phil's passed out from shock after reading the last few posts..? FSP
114 KROC: And while AA61hvy is bragging about getting 'laid', Expodile lands a devestating right hand!!!!!
115 NWA: "NWA- hey buddy ever heard of a drunk post? So who did you sleep with, Ms. October 2003 in Playboy on page 117?" HA! Hardly. I am just pointing someth
116 AA61hvy: Good observation, you must be a damn detective.
117 AWspicious: Sure got awful quiet over there in NYC...
118 Bigphilnyc: Sorry for not responding sooner. I have this thing called a job. It's very entertianing, but I cant say I really have any comments. Your jokes ar eall
119 Mirrodie: Phil, I left the tarp in your bathroom, signed, AA61Hvy --------------------- first fly757girl, and now chgoan? Dude, whats with you and stalkers? I g
120 Chgoan: Oh god....now I'm labeled a stalker! Ahhhh! HA! I cancelled my morning flight BigPhil, so no worries. (heh) Fly757girl can have you! Feel better!
122 Bigphilnyc: I thinkFlyILoveBOI757 would be more accurate. So Chgoan, I havent gotten your email yet, whats up? I was about to cut school tomorrow to cum pick you
123 Chgoan: I'm sorry Phil....didn't expect you to cut school for "breakfast in bed!" I'll drop you a note in a little bit and we can reschedule! And your picture
124 Matt D: The truth "cums" out... eeeeewwwwwwwwww
125 Matt D: ...and here's my sound system in case any of you were wondering.
126 AA61hvy: Phil the tarp was from me going to Japan not Scandanavia
127 KROC: We were all wondering Matt. Signed, Nobody
128 AA61hvy: Boy that Reel to Reel is just a chick magnet waiting to happen.
129 Airplanepics: Wow, you have the same clock as me!!!!
130 Matt D: Actually, there are two reel to reels in that pic. And I'm sure that Superfly would agree with you.
131 AC320: Wow, you have the same clock as me!!!! Think you just found a new playmate there Matt D, he's a bit young but that never stopped you before did it?
136 Airplanepics: Think you just found a new playmate there Matt D, he's a bit young but that never stopped you before did it? Errr no, just no, dont go there.
137 Chgoan: HA! Phil.....I was able to get your other photo to work....your file extension was weird....here's another link so others can enjoy your hot bod! http
140 CanyonBlue: I go to Vegas for a weekend and this happens?? What the hell, I miss all of the good stuff! Just tell me there won't be any "Airliners.net Shaft Porno
141 Superfly: WOW Matt D! What a nice big deck you have!
142 Matt D: I'm glad you like my Big Deck Superfly. When are you going to come down to OC and let me pleasure you with it? Also, there is still that box of 3M 404
143 Superfly: there is still that box of 3M 4040 Metal Cassette tapes with your name on it. It's just sitting there, in the closet collecting dust. When are you go
144 Brunswick737: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ that is a funny pic chgoan!!
146 Startvalve: I had no idea so much latent homosexuality could manifest itself in one thread. That must be one big closet
147 KROC: Well startvalve...if anyone knows homosexuality...it would be you.
148 Covert: You have such a big deck, Matt D! Signed, KROC
149 Startvalve: Yeah I read KROCs guide to homosexuality on the wall of a mens room once.. Very informative..
150 Jcs17: You know the thread has deteriorated to the point of no return when the subject of reel-to-reel tape decks enters the conversation.
151 Startvalve: The luddites never go away. They probably have an 8in floppy drive (here come the jokes) and think the 8088 was the last great processor ever made. No
152 Iamcanadian: OMG! That picture of "Matt D" was the most DISTURBING THING I have ever seen! I hope nobody was actually THAT...well...big...that's just wrong...
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