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User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1016 times:

What are the worst song lyrics you've heard? My top five:

5. "If they say I've never loved you, you know they are a liar." -The Doors (I'm a stickler for grammar)

4. "Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp." -REM (Quick, Amonhotep, run! it is the horrible asp!")

3. "You'd better quit talking that shit, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip." -Limp Bizkit (Really menacing, guys. I can smell the 'tude)

2. "I am a Viking, I'm going out to war
And I've got death upon my mind.
As I was leaving, oh yesterday
I've got no fear in my heart.

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away, far away into the sea, yeah!

I am a warrior, my mind is set to kill
Life and death is on the line
I am a slayer and you will taste my steel
I've got your life right in my hand

You are a loser, and it's such a shame
That you're a fool and you don't know
That I'm a Viking, I'll walk all over you
And by my sword you will die." -Yngwie Malmsteen. (Jesus Christ, is this guy for real?)


1. "Touch, if you will, my stomach. Feel how it trembles inside." -Prince (yuck)





"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
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User currently offlineEricmetallica From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 953 times:

Anything thats rap

Eric


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 955 times:

Come on Eric, anything thats Rap? You cannot generalise a whole genera, especially when I can garuntee you havn't heard Good, or real Rap music. Jay-Z, DMX, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop, that shit isn't real.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 946 times:

The folowing are exerpts from Tim Dog songs....perhaps one of the worst rappers, lyrically of all time.

1.) "I'll wax you, tax you, I'll just fax you
Put in ?(sominian)? pumps to cold mack you"

2.) "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
You know you can't fuck around wit the Jim Brown"

3.) "Step to a man wit the clan at hand
Ina masterplan, shit, Godam
Lethal weapon, rhymes are def and
Tim Dog's a man, you shouldn't a been sleeping on
I carry on wit the song, you're right, I'm dog-gone
Word is born
I'll compare and dare wit a stare
Your sayind where, I'm over here
Rap bull, a guerilla warfare
Dis my crew, don't you dare
Girls jock me, crowds clock me
While rap artists peer's cock block me
But if there a rapper that think that he's better than me
Bring it on, step to me"

All from the song "Step to Me".

I could go on, but there really is no need too.



User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 941 times:

Oooh eeehh ooohhh aaahhh aaahhhh ting tang wooolllaahhh wooolllaahhh bing bang, Oooh eeehh ooohhh aaahhh aaahhhh ting tang wooolllaahhh wooolllaahhh bang bang.

:D EGGD


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 928 times:

EGGD, I actually find those lyrics rather deep and meaningfull, lol.  Big grin

Mike


User currently offlineN-156F From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 920 times:

"I'm sailing away..."

"Oops I did it again!"

"Hit me baby one more time!"

But, undoubtedly, two songs take the cake...

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

And, of course...

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

(Hurting yet?)

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

(laughs as the majority of the people reading this thread shoot themselves)

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

(cackles as Johan's head expands to approx. ten time its normal size, then explodes)

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was
And they'll continue singin' it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it- AHHHHHH!

(unknown to me, my head has been expanding slowly during this painful course in songwriting, and it now explodes; pieces of me are left everywhere)


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 7, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 911 times:

Pretty much anything they play on the radio these days. Same goes for MTV.


Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 900 times:

"Who let the dogs out" (Who let that song out?)  Pissed

Any Britney Spears song.

Any boy band song.

The song Brissie Lions posted in the "What do you think Johan looks like" thread. (Man, that's annoying.)  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 9, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 897 times:

"It wasn't me" by Shaggy.

hey i bet he got big bucks for writing that! Big grin

Regards EGGD


User currently offlineEssjay From South Africa, joined Dec 2000, 75 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 893 times:

"I'm a big, big girl in a big, big world, it's not a big, big thing if you leave me..."
NEED I SAY MORE!!!???
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 11, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 890 times:

(Lifts his head up from the toilet bowl) Thanks for the torture, guys.

Deep lyrics from the newest incarnation of Madonna: "Hey, Mr. DJ, put a record on. I wanna dance with my baby. (I can se she's finally emerged from her chrysalis)



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 886 times:

I don't know the name of it, but that song that goes "The rich is getting richer and the poor is getting poorer." I think it's that Maria, Maria song. Yick.

User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 13, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 873 times:

Pretty much anything that's popular now...


Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offline747-600X From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2789 posts, RR: 15
Reply 14, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 865 times:

What AN-225 said...


"Mental health is reality at all cost." -- M. Scott Peck, 'The Road Less Traveled'
User currently offlineJohnboy From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 2579 posts, RR: 7
Reply 15, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 862 times:

The entire song, "I've Been to Paradise (But I've Never Been To Me)." by Charlene. The entire song is unspeakably bad, but certain lines stick out like a boil on an ass:

"Took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun..."
"I've been undressed by kings and i've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see..."
"I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that cost too much to be free..."

I'm physically shuddering right now.


PS This is the same woman who sang, "Torn Between Two Lovers." I think she has major Oprah issues here.


User currently offlineGanymed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 855 times:

'Let's talk about sex .....
let's talk about you 'n meee.....
let's talk about all the good thingzz...........................!'

EEEWWWAARRRGHHHH !!!!!!

Only one turns out to be even worse in everything she does:

'Thiiiis iiiiiis theeeee stoooreeeeee....,
of the hooooolyyyyywoooood gaaaaaaaaal ...............!'

'Oops I did it again ' ,-Ladies and Gentlemen,The Grammy Award for the record breaking amount of 'BURPS' in one single goes to .............!

Man,and they are paid MILLIONS of $ for THAT!


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 17, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 851 times:

Probably not so much bad, but definitely STRANGE would have to be "Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan.

It's a 13 minute song, and I don't have all the lyrics memorized, but here are some of them:

"They're selling postcards of the hanging
"They're painting the passports brown
"The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
"The circus is in town....

"Einstein disguised as Robin Hood
"With his memories in a trunk
"Passed this way an hour ago
"With his friend a jeolous monk....

"Yes I received your letter yesterday
"About the time the doorknob broke
"When you asked me how I was doing
"Is that some kind of joke...

"Everybodies making love
"Or else expecting rain...


There is also a reference to someone "sniffing drainpipes and reciting the alphabet".

If anyone can find the complete lyrics to this song and post them, it would make for some strange reading.


User currently offlineStratifier From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 845 times:

Essjay, Johnboy, agreed!! ROTFL!

I haven't posted here till now because I really wanted to come up with good examples.

This one's bad, but I do enjoy it...


I'm your tamagotchi
so happy that you love me
and we shall be together
forever and forever

I'm your tamagotchi
I need you to protect me
so that in the night
I can feel all right

Oye Oye yum bum, oye yum bum
Oye Oye yum bum, oye yum bum


That's the chorus. I dont remember the verses but it's basically stuff like "oh dont forget to feed me". If you remember what a tamagotchi is, this should prove to be endlessly hilarious  Big thumbs up


Other stuff:

Everything But The Girl was asked if they would allow the following changes to the lyrics for a cover of their hit, "Missing" :


... and I smurf you, like the deserts smurf the rain...


Of course, they said no.  Laugh out loud


Prince, while he was formerly known as himself, made a song with the following, which is bad, but I again find it quite fun to listen to:

and (eye) hate you, because (eye) love you
but (eye) can't love you, cause (eye) hate you

The song is accompanied by a detailed description of how (eye) would spank you in court. Instead of "I", an icon of an eye is inserted everywhere.


One last attempt:


I don't need nobody but myself cause
I don't love anybody but myself, thus
(I am the great blondinoooooo)


Words of wisdom from Swedish DJ, Johan Renck, a.k.a. Stakka Bo.


User currently offlineStratifier From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 841 times:

Another Stakka Bo piece:

To my Bushido I can't lie
On my Bushido I rely
My Bushido gets be by
My Bushido tells me why
...
My Bushido makes me fly
My Bushido is my eyes
My Bushido is hi-fi...

It seems that this guy also directed the video for Madonna's "nothing really matters", my lordy. See the following page for evidence that such music actually exist...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000250CW/qid=983864543/sr=1-2_pi/028-6161629-2995740


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39834 posts, RR: 74
Reply 20, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 838 times:

Everything by the following:

Eminem
NSYNC
Backstreet Boys
TLC
Destiny's Child
Puff Daddy
Jay-Z
Cisco
Britney Spears

They can all go to hell!  Pissed



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 21, posted (13 years 5 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 832 times:

My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R.

"She's a brick hooooouse!"
"Workin' at the Car Wash yeah"



Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineSpoiler From Spain, joined Apr 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (13 years 5 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 819 times:

Worst song lyrics? That would have to be anything that falls into the country genre.

User currently offlineLewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3623 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (13 years 5 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 822 times:

Miss Kitten-Frank Sinatra (DANNY TENAGLIA DC);

Every night with my star friends
we eat chaviar and drink champagne
sniffing in the vip area
we talk about Frank Sinatra
You know Frank Sinatra?
He's dead...hehe...dead!

............................................

Motherf***ers are so nice
s**k my d**k kiss my @$$
In the limousines we have sex,
everynight with my star friends.

And goes on and on...


User currently offline747-451 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 2417 posts, RR: 6
Reply 24, posted (13 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 808 times:

1) "you a queen so I treats you royal" rap song unknow, heard it from a "boom" car. Please learn proper diction and sentence structure!

2) "Shake your Bon-Bon" - Ricky Martin whole song...I want to GAG!


25 Post contains images 777YYC : "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" 'Why Can't This be Love' by Van Halen. Still a great song, btw.
26 Flyf15 : ...the typical bulls*** ... all the money they got, all the ice they wear, all the people they shot, all the freaks they know, and all the cars they d
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