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Britney Loves To Masturbate  
User currently offlineUnited777 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 1657 posts, RR: 0
Posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2530 times:

Just a little news about Britney Spears. Just when you think she wouldn't do anything more shocking after kissing Madonna and than admitting her and Justin did have sex. She admitted in a coming issue of People she loves to masturbate. I just saw it on CNN also.  Smile

I'm wondering what she's has plans to tell next!!

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User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2489 times:

Interesting!

Just the other day I heard on the radio that Christina Aguilara had some trouble getting through airport security. After going through the detector a few times and being wanded, she finally revealed that she had her clit or labia (can't remember exactly) pierced. They took her word for it and allowed her on the aircraft.

EmiratesA345 Laugh out loud



You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2484 times:

Man, What is the world coming to?

User currently offlineGulfstreamGuy From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 646 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2465 times:

Uh...ahuh huh.. you said "cumming"




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User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2458 times:

All the hot and sassy Britt talk sounds more like a career move to me.


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2431 times:

Looks like a large number of the members of the A.net forums share something in common with Britney..........................................................................

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2424 times:

Damnit. Srbmod beat me to a version of my post.  Big grin

User currently offlineAvObserver From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 2472 posts, RR: 9
Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2412 times:

Gee, what an EARTHSHAKING revelation!  Insane Next, she'll be admitting that she actually likes to EAT and DRINK, too! Probably the only thing she won't admit to is READING and we can believe that, based on her littany of air-headed statements over the last few years!

"Just the other day I heard on the radio that Christina Aguilara had some trouble getting through airport security. After going through the detector a few times and being wanded, she finally revealed that she had her clit or labia (can't remember exactly) pierced. They took her word for it and allowed her on the aircraft."

Yes, Ms. Aguilera must be the TSA's WORST NIGHTMARE!  Big grin



User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2396 times:

Once a skank, always a skank, eh, Brittany?  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineDash8King From Canada, joined Nov 2001, 2743 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2395 times:

If this whole singing thing for some reason does not work later in the future I am willing to bet she could make some good money making Adult Videos.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2391 times:

Alpha 1...right on schedule.  Big grin

I knew the skank comment was coming at least before the 15th post.  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2382 times:

Well, KROC, it was all in when I got home from work. And do you think I could pass THAT up? No way.

At least I didn't call her a douche bag.  Wink/being sarcastic

[Edited 2003-11-14 03:20:46]

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 12, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2376 times:

"She admitted in a coming issue of People she loves to masturbate"

And I'm spent...



Go big or go home
User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2371 times:

And its a good thing she masturbates.. Would any of you honestly want to go there knowing that Justin Timberfag had been there before you?

User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2369 times:

And, KROC, she's not a skank because she's done that. Almost everyone he-bops or she-bops at one time or another. She's a skank becuase she'll actually think the whole world will give shit that she does this. It's just continuing of her slutty behavior, that is all contrived, as we all know.

Keep skanking, Brittany!  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2368 times:

And its a good thing she masturbates.. Would any of you honestly want to go there knowing that Justin Timberfag had been there before you?

You just said he's been "there" and then you call him a fag?  Confused

Seems like someone is a wee bit jealous.


User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2362 times:

Sorry.. shes from Lousisiana.. I don't care how hot she is I can't help but think her parents were probably cousins. Not Jelousy.. just a disgusting mental image of Justin humping her.. Gives hit me baby one more time a whole new meaning

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2359 times:

I like when people call Timberlake a fag.

Why is he a fag? Because he is getting knock out girls, and could get most women on the planet? Because he can dance? Man that dude is awesome. I give him all the credit in the world. Britney then, now Cameron Diaz.

Yeah he sounds REAL gay  Insane



Go big or go home
User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2331 times:

its a cover

I was always preferred Jessica Simpson anyway.. neither one of them has any musical talent.


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 19, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2324 times:

Jessica Simpson is nice no doubt, but her lack of intelligence kills her big time..


Go big or go home
User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2321 times:

Yes, Her show on MTV has proved to me that she is truely, truely stupid and very selfish. I dont know how Nick puts up with it. She is always complaining about something. Man

User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2320 times:

Why is he a fag? Because he is getting knock out girls, and could get most women on the planet? Because he can dance? Man that dude is awesome.

After reading that, I think AA61hvy has a crush on Justin, and wants him BAAAAAD!

Down boy!!


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 22, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2313 times:

Funny you should say that Alpha. Might I refer you back to some of your Lebron posts.....

Nite nite buddy!  Big grin



Go big or go home
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2300 times:

I didn't get into his sexual proclivaties, as you did Justin, AA61hvy. You sounded like you were panting over his prowess, pal. Big difference, buddy.

I think you need a different kind of shaft on this one.  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2294 times:

And like Jcs17 in a Frisco bath house, Alpha one goes down...hard.



25 Startvalve : Yeah I am sure Brittney is the president of her local MENSA chapter.
26 Post contains images Alpha 1 : KROC, I think it's AA61hvy that is having the "hard" problem, not me.
27 AA61hvy : Alpha 1- With all these gay-related posts, one has to wonder....
28 Post contains images Alpha 1 : My point exactly AA61hvy-I'm really worried about you, man!
29 Cancidas : She's a skank becuase she'll actually think the whole world will give shit that she does this. i think maybe she's tired of having 12 year old girls c
30 Lehpron : Doesn't everybody have bate-fests? How is this a big deal?
31 Aloha717200 : She loves to masturbate. And this is news-worthy because.....?
32 L-188 : And this changes my life in what way?
33 J_hallgren : So did she say which method she prefers? Natural or battery operated? Maybe that's how she stayed a "V" so long...no guy could compete with the artifi
34 Seb146 : From Will & Grace: "Hello? Yesterdays News? We need to cancel our subscription. We will be giving our business to Behind the Times...." GO CANUCKS!!
35 KROC : And this changes my life in what way? It gives you comfort L-188 in knowing masturbation is a perfectly acceptable substitute for the real thing......
36 Thom@s : Now there is a headline that draws attention and made 442 people (so far) read the thread. Still, not really news is it? It's like Britney admitting "
37 Dash8King : I've never needed to Masturbate, guys have always owed me favours. Go figure! Signed KROC
38 Post contains images Thom@s : Ouch, now that's gotta hurt. (and I'm not talking about masturbation this time)... Do I smell retaliation on the horizon? Thom@s
39 KROC : So Dash8King. See you tonight about 8pm, as usual?
40 Ben : It's shock, horror and smug laughter because everyone knew she wasn't a virgin or somehow 'pure' but the Church (or related groups) held her up as an
41 Mirrodie : Ben, how ya been?? Yeah, I saw the Brit clip last night on Primetime. I always had her pinned for a hypocrit. without being too meean, all I should sa
42 AA61hvy : If anything this should help Americans loosen up about sexuality and the topic of sex. America is a damn 'prude' nation if I've ever seen one. IE: no
43 Dash8King : Actually KROC I won't make it I got the flu. AA61hvy I know you said you were done with KROC but can you help him out just for tonight?
44 AA61hvy : Dash8- Isn't today the day you are supposed to get gang banged by the football team?
45 United777 : For all of you wondering why this is news and why this matters....... Why did you start reading the topic than!
46 Dash8King : Hahaha, you heard wrong AA61hvy. Today is the day the cheerleading squad comes over, not the football team.
47 UN_B732 : I"m appalled. No Seriously, Who Cares! I always hated Britney, and considered her THE advocate of sleaziness, stupidity, and poor lipsyncing P.S. I ne
48 Dash8King : P.S. I never "Get it on" with myself. People who deny it are usually the ones who do it the most.
49 KROC : P.S. I never "Get it on" with myself. Hmmm. 98% of men do it. 1% lie about it. And there is 1% error. Doubt your in the error catagory chief.........
50 Startvalve : If he never gets it on with himself I am KROCs brother
51 Post contains images Lehpron : He's still young and has got the rest of his life to "experiement" on himself.
52 Dash8King : He's 13 most boys discover woman by that age.
53 AA61hvy : "He's 13 most boys discover woman by that age." Aw crap, I'm 20 and still haven't discovered them. Signed, JCS17
54 NWA : I dont care if she screws herself. I just want to play sit and spin with her.
55 Ts-ior : Choking when you think that Spears,Aguilera,Manson,and the others are the idles of our children ? What a honorable behaviour for a personage loved by
56 Post contains images BR715-A1-30 : Who Doesn't??? Now, Does anyone have a video of this. We just need to see it for proof. You know, so that we can know it is true
57 Vafi88 : Damn, BR715-A1-30, you beat me to it.....
58 Srbmod : Britney admitting she's not a virgin is like Robert Downey Jr admitting he's got a drug problem......Not exactly world-changing news.
59 Startvalve : The scary part in the next line of the article where she reveals this secret. "I am a frequent poster to some website called airliners.net. I use the
60 CactusA319 : All I gotta say is: BFD [Edited 2003-11-15 21:16:30]
61 DeltaRules : Why doesn't this surprise me...? DeltaRules
62 BR715-A1-30 : She said "I enjoy pleasuring myself without having others to do it with." or some shit like that. She needs to give up the f***ing music biz, and just
63 NWA : "She said "I enjoy pleasuring myself without having others to do it with." or some shit like that. She needs to give up the f***ing music biz, and jus
64 Zak : britney is all pr anyway. every women loves to masturbate, just like every male does, its normal. the sick part is when admitting such thing becomes g
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