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User currently offlineJeffM From United States of America, joined May 2005, 3266 posts, RR: 51
Posted (10 years 10 months 23 hours ago) and read 1134 times:

Here is one for the Dems...


Eyes Wide Shut

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

George W. says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box. George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"



[Edited 2003-11-27 07:12:02]

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User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 16
Reply 1, posted (10 years 10 months 23 hours ago) and read 1124 times:

Cheney can still run???




I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineJeffM From United States of America, joined May 2005, 3266 posts, RR: 51
Reply 2, posted (10 years 10 months 23 hours ago) and read 1120 times:

Hmmm... didn't think of that...your right...that would probably kill him..

User currently offlineRNOcommctr From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 827 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (10 years 10 months 5 hours ago) and read 1078 times:

Have to give you credit, Jeff. At least you're able to laugh at both major parties.


I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't work for the airline.
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