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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 5442 times:

No this isn't an invitation for Marcus, CactusA319, Aloges, or any other undesirables to come show me what they have under their dresses. Frankly, I don't even want to know.

Sorry to disappoint you girls.


Actually, this is a topic about bumper stickers and license plate frame expressions. I saw the one that I used for the title of this thread last night. It was on a pickup truck (imagine that!), and I couldn't stop laughing.


So what are some really clever, cute, or funny ones you've seen?

The same tired, overly used ones like "Horn broke, watch for finger", or "get in, sit down, shut up, hold on", or "ass, grass, or gas...no one rides free"...


Those are all very lame, unoriginal, and overused.

Let's hear some good ones.

59 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 1, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 5433 times:

"In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unoccupied"
"Red Wings Suck" (picked up at an Avalanche game a few years back)
"If this van's rockin', don't come knockin'" (another moldy oldie)

Three for starters.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 2, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 5425 times:

Tom, check out my "Light Rail versus heavy Rail' topic. I talked a lot about the ol' hometown, and you may be interested in it.

User currently offlineKYIPpilot From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 1383 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 5418 times:

"Caution, this vehicle stops at all red light districts"

"Bush in 2004" hehe, don't flame me...



"It starts when you're always afraid; You step out of line, the man come and take you away" -Buffalo Springfield
User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 5413 times:

Here's another well used one:

"If Hell freezes over, I'll ski there too."

-Normal


User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 5, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5406 times:


One I saw that made me laugh....

"Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick"

One I'd love to see:

"Matt D is my bitch"



User currently offlineRockyRacoon From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 961 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5397 times:

"Don't blame me, my vote didn't count."

Tim


User currently offlineSushka From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 4784 posts, RR: 14
Reply 7, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5396 times:

See this one all the time:

Do not wash! This vehicle is undergoing scientific testing.


Another one:

Im not sleepy, just Asian.



Pershoyu Spravoyu Litaki!
User currently offline4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 2997 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5386 times:

"If cars are passing you on the right, you're in the wrong damn lane!!"


Ghosts appear and fade away.....................
User currently offlineLearpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5371 times:

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.


Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
User currently offlineProsimtec From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5360 times:

I always liked this one

"Dyslexics Untie!"


"Red Wings Suck" (picked up at an Avalanche game a few years back)

Geez! Leave it to an Av's fan to come up with something so original


User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 11, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 5352 times:

""Red Wings Suck" (picked up at an Avalanche game a few years back)
Geez! Leave it to an Av's fan to come up with something so original"

Not an Av's fan, just happened to be in Denver visiting my brother, and he took me to a game. A guy was selling them out beyond the McNichols parking lot. Thought it was funny, so I got one. Especially funny considering they were playing the Canucks that night.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineRacko From Germany, joined Nov 2001, 4856 posts, RR: 20
Reply 12, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 5347 times:



User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 13, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 5339 times:

Racko reminded me of another one:

"This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson".

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7760 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 5334 times:

My favorite one that I saw

"Save the forest. Eat a beaver."
On an old Toyota pickup nonetheless.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineCO2BGR From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 558 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 5323 times:

My physics prof has:

"I am not going fast enough until this bumper sticker is red"

It is that whole speed of light red shift/ blue shift thing.



There are too many self indulgent weiners in this town with too much bloody money" Randal Raines- Gone in 60 Seconds
User currently offlineApathoid From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 5298 times:

Feminism - the American Mad Cow Disease

Earth First (We'll mine the other planets later)

PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

I (heart) Assault Weapons

Impeach Clinton...and her husband too.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?




...just a few from my personal collection.



User currently offlineMarcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1777 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 5274 times:

No this isn't an invitation for Marcus, CactusA319, Aloges, or any other undesirables to come show me what they have under their dresses.
**********************************

Don't start throwing stones Matt D............we all know you chicken out when you run out of arguments.



Kids!....we are going to the happiest place on earth...TIJUANA! signed: Krusty the Clown
User currently offlineBruno From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 853 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 5265 times:

Jesus is coming, look busy.


I support the women’s movement up and down!
User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2682 posts, RR: 16
Reply 19, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 5261 times:

Septic Tank Service Truck: "Your shit is my bread and butter"

I also saw one on a Geo Metro once..

"NAAWP"... dont flame me... damn funny stuff though.

[Edited 2003-12-04 20:30:50]


Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineFSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 5243 times:

There was a comic sent to The New Yorker, a picture of these people carrying someone's coffin to be buried, and the coffin had a bumper sticker on the back: "I'd rather be alive."

Some of you might not get that.


FSP


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29791 posts, RR: 58
Reply 21, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 5226 times:

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

I Owe, I Owe, So It is off to Work I go.




OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 22, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 5206 times:

Take your best shot. After all, this is only an Internet web site.

User currently offlineEmiratesA345 From Canada, joined Jun 2003, 2123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 5199 times:

On the back of an old, rusty, busted ass piece of crap Chevrolet Chevette "My other car is a Ferrari"

Or "Horn is broken, watch for finger"

LOL

EmiratesA345 Smile/happy/getting dizzy



You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (10 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 5190 times:

um... yah...

" I didn't climb my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!"


25 Startvalve : This is NOT an abandon vehicle Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit Cats: The other white meat
26 CanyonBlue : "I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time!" "Oh Crap. Your trying to cheer me up again" "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh
27 Matt D : Welcome to America. Now speak english LOL! That's a good one. Maybe I should get it. I remember when I first got my Honda Del Sol, I put one on my fra
28 Post contains images Aloha717200 : I've seen two previously mentioned: "I Owe, I Owe, So off to work I go" "Jesus is coming, look busy" I've seen others, but I can't remember them unles
29 Seb146 : Not all who wander are lost Visualize Whirled Peas I (heart) Wood (for MattD...) GO CANUCKS!!
30 Post contains images Aloha717200 : I wood? Where can I buy that? Signed, Singapore_Air
31 777YYC : Some of my personal favourites: I found Jesus, he was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out
32 Da man : musically inKLEINed Klein High School Music Arts Department www.kleinhighband.com
33 ElectraBob : Don't forget this classic--- "My kid just beat the holy shit out of your honor roll student"
34 RockyRacoon : "Save a mouse, eat a puss." couldn't stop laughing when i saw an old junker with that on it Tim
35 Post contains images CanyonBlue : I forgot this one..... "I like to snatch kisses and vise versa"
36 CO2BGR : My other ride is your girlfriend
37 CanyonBlue : And another one on an 18 wheeler...... "Ladies! Leg inspection in 60 feet!"
38 N766UA : "Whirrled Peas"
39 Post contains images Iamcanadian : "Slackers unite! Tomorrow" "Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl" LMAO when I saw them!
40 Post contains images Aloges : "No this isn't an invitation for Marcus, CactusA319, Aloges, or any other undesirables to come show me what they have under their dresses. Frankly, I
41 Srbmod : Some for all of us: My Other Car is a Jet! I love airplane noise! (I have this one on my car) Certified Airport Bum Some classics: I (club) baby seals
42 MSYtristar : This one was a white bumper sticker with extremely tiny black words on it that read.... "Nosy little f**ker aren't you?" I thought that was priceless.
43 PJS800 : "Unless your a hemroid stay off my ass" PJ
44 Us330 : DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia
45 Srbmod : Stop tailgating me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield! I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.6 seconds. This car goes from 0-60 in 30 minutes. Don't l
46 L.1011 : Piss of a Liberal:Buy a Gun! BOOYEAH! (on anti-Alpha1 and Superfly flamesuit)
47 L-188 : Hunt with your kids, not for them Eat Moose, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong Please let me be the person my dog thinks I am.
48 Kolobokman : I got two on my beat up Plymoth Reliant 1983: #1. Keep working! Millions on Welfare Depend on you! #2. SKYDIVERS! Good to the last drop!
49 Deltajax : a favorite of mine: I Still Miss My Wife, But My Aim Is Improving
50 GulfstreamGuy : "This truck goes from 0-60 in 2.3 miles!" On an Air National Guard pilot's truck.. "If this was an F-16, I'd be home now" GulfstreamGuy
51 STT757 : "Florio Free in '93" We still see these stickers everywhere 10 years later, probably the most effective media/radio political effort ever.
52 Imisspiedmont : My two bumper stickers say "Screw Reality, Think Positive" and "4N UK 8U." The latter I tried to sneak by DMV for a plate and failed. Think about it a
53 Airlinelover : "Support Search and Rescue: GET LOST" for the coast guard.. "My president is Charelton Heston" usually on old redneck's beat up trucks "If you can rea
54 Post contains images Superfly : One of my favorites: "Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers" L.1011: Actually I am very pro-guns. I am one of those liberals that can be dangerous.
55 AZO : One of the medics at my company has "Stupidity should be painful." I have considered putting in a request to make it the company slogan.
56 TheGov : I saw your mom on the internet Piss off a Democrat.....get a job I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
57 ScarletHarlot : My favourite: Eat shit - 10,000 flies can't be wrong
58 Jessman : How about: "I want to die peacefully, in my sleep like Grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
59 Superfly : "Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican" "Freinds Don't Let Friends Drink Starbucks"
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