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User currently offlineCsavel From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1363 posts, RR: 4
Posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1357 times:

I theorize that there is a relationship between the beauty of a partner and the quality of the sex in that the greater deviation from "average" the worse the sex.



This graph shows the reasoning.


So q(s), the quality of the Sex rises as PQ rises, until it reaches the top of the graph (the average looking gal) Then it has a slow inexorable fall back down as she gets hotter and hotter.


This is because of:
I think that if you are not attracted to your lover the sex will be bad.
If your lover is incredibly hot, unless you are too, she will experience the feelings that you had in scenarion 1.
If she is just OK, then its good, and you will both try harder.

I've tried out my hypothesis on men both gay and straight and asked them to plot their lovers on this graph and they come close to this U-shaped curve.

So is a Nobel in my future?


I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.
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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 1, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1318 times:

Interesting...I think maybe you should take this to the Playboy Mansion and show our good friend Mr. Hefner...

Greg



Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 38
Reply 2, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

So is a Nobel in my future?

The only thing I can forsee in your future is a possible shaft and many lonely nights.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 3, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

Man, you guys jsut miss it all.

Sex is about slamming your penis inside of her and as many other women as possible. Good sex is determined by whether or not she does certain thigns like:

-moans loud
-swallows
-takes it in the ass
-lets you shoot your load on her face
- doesn't give you bullshit drama afterwards.

And most importantly:

IF SHE ISNT FAT.

That's all there is to it. When YOU keep complicating it, it jsut makes it easier for guys like me to get laid. Thanks you.

Regards,

Supreme Chancellor of Game,

Phil



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2734 posts, RR: 8
Reply 4, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

I did have something deep and heavy to add to the discussion but Bigphil's contribution just wiped my hard-drive ..... Oh yes, average women are better ... they have to be !


" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

Wow! Makes me want to head to NYC immediately to be BigPhil's f**k toy!

NOT!



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1302 times:

See? ScarletHarlot is probably fat. LOL

Ok, I'll revise/add.

But seriously, when you're tlaking about SEX...that's what it's all about.

I'm not super sexually active...by choice (some are by choice, and some are by circumstance).

Then there's love. When you find that great girl that you don't know want to screw, but you want to enjoy sharing the physical affection. When you are pleased by pleasing the other person, and you spend the first hour slowly kissing before even getting to the rest of the body.

BIG differences between the two.


[Edited 2003-12-10 03:32:33]


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1288 times:

Jcs just went yard.

Csavel - For your thead, you get a

For your lonely nights, you get this

Enjoy.


User currently offlineCsavel From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1363 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1253 times:

But think back to all your lovers and plot the curve and you will notice that there is truth in my hypothesis.

KROC, for my lonely nights, I'll also need a T1. It makes all that Internet porn download so much faster.



I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.
User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 9, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1246 times:

Speaking of which, you also gotta keep your women in line.

Here's a clip of ScarletHarlot during a whining session.

CLICK




Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 16
Reply 10, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1233 times:

Bigphil.... you are my hero.  Big thumbs up




I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineCovert From Ghana, joined Oct 2001, 1451 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1214 times:

BigPhilNYC is the shit. Smokin cool


thank goodness for TCAS !
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 12, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1154 times:

Yeah, dude, really sweet. You're quite the charmer, aren't you?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineKingsford From Belgium, joined Nov 2003, 427 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

I totally agree with Csavel's relationship but he forgot to add : Everything else being equal...


User currently offlineN6376m From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1133 times:

Funny how this looks a lot like the laffer curve.

-76M


User currently offlineTrident3 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 1013 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1098 times:

As my old dad said to me once "remember son, grim is gratefull."


I'll get my coat



"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 16, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1088 times:

Csavel, your theory looks good on the surface, but there are some holes in it.

For one thing, the more attractive a woman (and, to a lesser extent, a man) is, the more poeple fawn over her and work really hard to make her life easier because of her sex appeal. Thus, really attractive women become accustomed to using their attentions, and sex in particular, as a tool to get what they want. Sex with these women becomes clinical and passionless, as they are more interested in the end result than the act. Also they can choose when and where, and with whom, so it's boring for them. Even if you make over $100,000 a year.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11658 posts, RR: 15
Reply 17, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

Here is the problem: society tells us gay guys we need to be with Abercrombie guys. I have yet to have an Abercrombie type even look at me, so, I just get with who I think is hot. In my mind, for the last two years, I have had nothing but hotties. Some of it was good and some of it was bad. For me bad sex is better than no sex.

Sorry to screw up your theory....

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineTranceport From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 282 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1031 times:

Here is the problem: society tells us gay guys we need to be with Abercrombie guys. I have yet to have an Abercrombie type even look at me, so, I just get with who I think is hot. In my mind, for the last two years, I have had nothing but hotties. Some of it was good and some of it was bad. For me bad sex is better than no sex.

It's all relative I guess. When I was younger I tried to buy into that theory and ended up just always feeling cheated all the time. I finally quit listening to all the societal bull crap and started listening to what my own mind and body was telling me was hot and desirable. It was sure a hell of a lot better than Abercrombie guys.  Laugh out loud

That whole body beautiful gym god part of gay culture doesn't do much for me. You don't find real men in all that vain bar posing and posturing. When a guy can get past all that, then WOOF!!!!


User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1027 times:

gays in NYC are either puny queens or DIESEL HOUSES! It's crazy.

Some of the msot masculine looking people you see easily can be gay.

Queers are funny. I wish I were ga- OOPS! Sorry! Man, I wasn't supposed to SAY that! lol



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1007 times:

Regarding the "quality of sex" part of this Sex/Beauty Ratio that Csavel has created, I just wanted to add that I believe the quality of your sex life really increases if you & your lover are spontaneous.

None of this .... we'll hump Thursday night at 8 oclock crap!

> Bigphilnyc, you crack me right up! Big grin ..... IF SHE ISNT FAT

How do you know when your girlfriend is geting to fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the music!


Chris  Smile




"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (10 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 998 times:

Remember....beauty is only skin deep! And as far as I know....great sex isn't mattered by the pound!  Big thumbs up


Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy




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