UTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 52 Posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 780 times:
After nearly three years on the forum and five years with a.net as a photog, I finally reach 1000 posts (and soon, hopefully 1000 pics).
Since this thread will undoubtedly attract a lot of unwanted attention, i.e, shafts, prizes, stupid cats, etc..., I might as well make the most of it.
So here goes :
1) I have 677 pics in the database and have been uploading here since '98
2) I have 636 views/pic...do the math
3) My most popular pic has 20000+ views
4) I actually get paid to upload these pictures
5) I have a tall busty blonde GF
6) I have SkyTeam Elite FF status
And as for the people posting unwanted images in this thread, may I present you to my Lapinou :
Peace to everyone,
Whoops ! almost forgot the plugs :
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 1, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 768 times:
Okay, this self-gloss thread is utterly pointless and quite disturbing. You decided to brag not once, not twice, but seven times (including a self-gloss on FF status, the worst kind of self-gloss). Between seven to nine Shafts ought to be headed your way.
And, oh yeah, throw in an extra shaft for that stupid picture with the bunny.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 7, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 740 times:
Okay, the fact that Suckapore_Air actually takes such "accomplishments" seriously has reached the disturbing stage.
As for Englishmen UTA_flyinhigh, I think you have set the record for most heinous, disgusting, sanctimonious, megalomaniacle self-gloss thread ever. And like JCS mentioned, glossing FF status straight up takes the cake. After debating the issue while in Shaftcon 1, I have decided its time for an unprecedented Tri-hatrick. Enjoy them, cause you sure earned them.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
AOMlover From France, joined Jul 2001, 1297 posts, RR: 12 Reply 19, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 695 times:
Un ciel nuageux ne peut rien contre un tempérament radieux.
N766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 7993 posts, RR: 27 Reply 24, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 653 times:
With the exception of the Japanese pancake bunny..... this thread is absolutly vile.
As a result, I hereby invite you to take a big wet bite out of my ass. Seeing as I had to choke on your shit, I think the least I can do is return the favor. Self gloss is by far the most annoying thing on this forum, far surpassing the anti-Bush threads even.