UTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 52 Posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 780 times:
After nearly three years on the forum and five years with a.net as a photog, I finally reach 1000 posts (and soon, hopefully 1000 pics).
Since this thread will undoubtedly attract a lot of unwanted attention, i.e, shafts, prizes, stupid cats, etc..., I might as well make the most of it.
So here goes :
1) I have 677 pics in the database and have been uploading here since '98
2) I have 636 views/pic...do the math
3) My most popular pic has 20000+ views
4) I actually get paid to upload these pictures
5) I have a tall busty blonde GF
6) I have SkyTeam Elite FF status
And as for the people posting unwanted images in this thread, may I present you to my Lapinou :
Peace to everyone,
Will
Whoops ! almost forgot the plugs :
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 1, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 768 times:
Okay, this self-gloss thread is utterly pointless and quite disturbing. You decided to brag not once, not twice, but seven times (including a self-gloss on FF status, the worst kind of self-gloss). Between seven to nine Shafts ought to be headed your way.
And, oh yeah, throw in an extra shaft for that stupid picture with the bunny.
Singapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13711 posts, RR: 21 Reply 6, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 753 times:
Kudos and congratulations on your achievement. May your time here at Airliners.net continue to be fruitful.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 7, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 740 times:
Okay, the fact that Suckapore_Air actually takes such "accomplishments" seriously has reached the disturbing stage.
As for Englishmen UTA_flyinhigh, I think you have set the record for most heinous, disgusting, sanctimonious, megalomaniacle self-gloss thread ever. And like JCS mentioned, glossing FF status straight up takes the cake. After debating the issue while in Shaftcon 1, I have decided its time for an unprecedented Tri-hatrick. Enjoy them, cause you sure earned them.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 9, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 731 times:
5) I have a tall busty blonde GF
Where's the pics of her?!?!?!?!?
Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 10, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 731 times:
Sorry dude. The Shafts work only as a team, and there is no 'I'ndependant in team.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 32 Reply 12, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 720 times:
The problem, with people like UTA_WhoGetsHigh, it that when they include pictures in their posts, they do it from buddies websites. Not from their own.
And sometimes, the buddy who owns the website has no respect at all for UTA. hence, please reload the bunny picture.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 13, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 715 times:
Hey 707cmf. Are you and UTA going steady?
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 15, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 707 times:
I'm a Sky Waitress, I'll share the bed with him!!!
Signed, Airlinelover
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 16, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 707 times:
4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 2846 posts, RR: 10 Reply 18, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 696 times:
AOMlover From France, joined Jul 2001, 1297 posts, RR: 12 Reply 19, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 695 times:
Congratulassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssions.
Un ciel nuageux ne peut rien contre un tempérament radieux.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 21, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 677 times:
Oh, and UTA, your tall busty blonde GF would like you to bring some trash bags...
And a razor for her suspect 5 o'clock shadow.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Sushka From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 4784 posts, RR: 16 Reply 22, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 667 times:
Drgreen757 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 155 posts, RR: 0 Reply 23, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 654 times:
Maybe we'll get lucky and the asteroid will hit us tomorrow.
N766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 7993 posts, RR: 27 Reply 24, posted (9 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 653 times:
With the exception of the Japanese pancake bunny..... this thread is absolutly vile.
As a result, I hereby invite you to take a big wet bite out of my ass. Seeing as I had to choke on your shit, I think the least I can do is return the favor. Self gloss is by far the most annoying thing on this forum, far surpassing the anti-Bush threads even.
26 Vafi88: Who said masturbation was bad??? BTW - I have witnessed this tri-hatrick.... I can now live at peace with myself...
27 707cmf: Could it be ? Is UTA so ashamed of itself after that shameful thread, that he decided to stop A.nety forums from now on ? 707, dreaming...
28 UTA_flyinghigh: Yes, 707, indeed, you are dreaming. The only problem is that, when you dream, you snore. So on Friday, if your flatmate's back, I'd rather sleep on th
29 707cmf: Well, my flatmate is back only on Saturday, so you can have his bed for friday night. As of Saturday, my other flatmate will be out to se his blonde,
30 N766UA: Anyways, I surely hope you clicked on my pictures Ha-Ha!! I have thwarted your efforts at self-promotion!
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