Sonic From Lithuania, joined Jan 2000, 1670 posts, RR: 1 Reply 4, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1449 times:
This is also very stupid one, probably a children joke, but only one I could remember. It is quite old and thus dated however:
Saddam Hussein wants to ask Bush not to invade, so he decides to fly to America to peace talks. Bush greets him, points to som ered button with his finger, and says:
"OK, we will talk about peace, but first please push this button"
Saddam does as he was told. Suddenly a bucket of cold water spills on his head from ceiling. Bush laughts, while annoyed Saddam says:
"I came here to negotiate, not to play some children games!"
"OK, OK, we will negotiate, just click this green button"
Saddam does as he was told. A frying pan then falls on his head suddenly. Bush laughts, while Saddam is annoyed completely and decides to leave Wahington.
Later Bush comes to Baghdad for negotiations. Saddam greets him and says:
"We will negotiate, just please push this button"
Bush does as he was told, but nothing happens. He says to Saddam:
"Ha ha ha... And this is all you can? My jokes were better. I am going back to America"
Saddam quietly asks: