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Where's All The Saddam Jokes?  
User currently offlineDelboy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 725 posts, RR: 0
Posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1664 times:


If this has been done before, I'm sorry. Tried to use the search facilility but gave up waiting for it to come to life.

Q. What were Saddam's first words when he was pulled from the pit?

A. Have I beaten David Blaine yet?

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User currently offlineLHR340 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2003, 877 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1640 times:

This is a bit lamo, but it's the only 1 I can remember,

Q. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's?

A. In-a-rack (In Iraq).

 Laugh out loud I tried.

LHR340



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User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1632 times:

Where are the Saddam jokes you ask?

Delboy wants to bend over Saddam and put it in his Spiderhole.

Happy now?



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineDelboy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 725 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1629 times:

Bigphil

You kill me, you are such a funny man.


User currently offlineSonic From Lithuania, joined Jan 2000, 1670 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

This is also very stupid one, probably a children joke, but only one I could remember. It is quite old and thus dated however:

Saddam Hussein wants to ask Bush not to invade, so he decides to fly to America to peace talks. Bush greets him, points to som ered button with his finger, and says:
"OK, we will talk about peace, but first please push this button"
Saddam does as he was told. Suddenly a bucket of cold water spills on his head from ceiling. Bush laughts, while annoyed Saddam says:
"I came here to negotiate, not to play some children games!"
Bush answers:
"OK, OK, we will negotiate, just click this green button"
Saddam does as he was told. A frying pan then falls on his head suddenly. Bush laughts, while Saddam is annoyed completely and decides to leave Wahington.
Later Bush comes to Baghdad for negotiations. Saddam greets him and says:
"We will negotiate, just please push this button"
Bush does as he was told, but nothing happens. He says to Saddam:
"Ha ha ha... And this is all you can? My jokes were better. I am going back to America"
Saddam quietly asks:
"What America?"

[Edited 2003-12-18 18:06:53]

User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1620 times:

Why can't you people search google for jokes?!?!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/saddam/

Or just go to http://www.google.com and type in Saddam Hussein jokes Big grin

FB05



Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24928 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1594 times:

There are no such thing as Saddam Hussein jokes. They are all lies, I tell you,

lies!!!


Signed, Baghdad Bob



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