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User currently offlineBigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 53
Posted (11 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1572 times:

I know some anetters have some problems with girls, so I thoght I'd pass along advice I learned fomr a friend recently.

I was telling him about this girl that was being a cocktease, and he recommended:

"Next time just take her to the back of a supermarket or whever there is no one around, punch her in the face a few times then pull a gun on her and force her to sick your dick while she cries. Chicks LOVE that shit."

My friends are so smart, huh?

Phil Derner Jr.
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User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 16
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1522 times:

I already read it Phil... in you AIM buddy profile - I was crackin up!!!

Happy holidays


I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineJAL777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1521 times:

Don't you live next to Rikers?

User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Challenge your friend to the Feats of Strength. Or hold him down and have a girl beat him up! (Though it sounds like the girl probably wouldn't need the help!)  Big grin

B4e-Forever New Frontiers

User currently offlineBOEING747-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1514 times:

I am so smart I am so smart "S M R T" I mean "S M A R T"

User currently offlineStartvalve From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1489 times:

Most of those crimes go unreported so go for it..


User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 14238 posts, RR: 60
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1449 times:
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Since it's the appropriate season, ask her to watch the classic Dr.Seuss cartoon "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" with you.

Oh, I almost forgot...grab some pitchers of beer, and make her take a drink every time the word "Christmas" or "Grinch" is said. She'll consume roughly 4 beers over the course of that 22 minute cartoon and be much more cooperative.  Big thumbs up


P.S. Just drink on the word "Grinch" if she's a lightweight...but for the love of God, do NOT throw "Who" into the mix, because you'll go through a keg for the two of you alone!

[Edited 2003-12-25 18:17:35]

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