Bigphilnyc From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4077 posts, RR: 53 Posted (11 years 3 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 1431 times:
I know some anetters have some problems with girls, so I thoght I'd pass along advice I learned fomr a friend recently.
I was telling him about this girl that was being a cocktease, and he recommended:
"Next time just take her to the back of a supermarket or whever there is no one around, punch her in the face a few times then pull a gun on her and force her to sick your dick while she cries. Chicks LOVE that shit."
EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13928 posts, RR: 61
Reply 6, posted (11 years 3 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1308 times:
Since it's the appropriate season, ask her to watch the classic Dr.Seuss cartoon "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" with you.
Oh, I almost forgot...grab some pitchers of beer, and make her take a drink every time the word "Christmas" or "Grinch" is said. She'll consume roughly 4 beers over the course of that 22 minute cartoon and be much more cooperative.
P.S. Just drink on the word "Grinch" if she's a lightweight...but for the love of God, do NOT throw "Who" into the mix, because you'll go through a keg for the two of you alone!
[Edited 2003-12-25 18:17:35]
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