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User currently offlineBruno From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 853 posts, RR: 3
Posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1302 times:

Ok I got this email today and am sure some here would like especially Matt D. Big grin


10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

10. Rap music is here to stay.

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10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies .

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

4. Hickey's are unattractive.

5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your

family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion

statement.

7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your

BUTTwhooped (or theirs).

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10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.



I support the women’s movement up and down!
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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

Friggin great! 'Specially THIS ONE!

 Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

There's nothing like making fun of stereotypes.

User currently offlineBruno From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 853 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

May favorite was #1. Elvis is dead.

My uncle used to be an Elvis impersonator untill he had a stroke.



I support the women’s movement up and down!
User currently offlineB747-400 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 7 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1249 times:

LMAS and ROTLF THATS FRICKING GREAT

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

1. Elvis is dead


User currently offlineJeffM From United States of America, joined May 2005, 3266 posts, RR: 52
Reply 5, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1240 times:

Nice ones!!

 Big grin


keep 'em coming..


User currently offlineJutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1178 times:

Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39687 posts, RR: 75
Reply 7, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1147 times:

Jutes85:
Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

What?
What kind of minorities are you refering to?  Insane

Were you once Busdriver or Ed Toner?



Bruno:
This is actually funny.
I ususally don't like these sort of jokes.
Thanks for reminding me to throw away my Crown Royal bag.  Laugh out loud



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1130 times:

What kind of minorities are you refering to?

This is from Family Guy and is really funny in the context that it is used.



Engineers Rule The World!!!!!
User currently offlineJutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1125 times:

Family Guy is a hundred times better then The Simpons and puts any show to shame. It is too controversial to be on-air for now, due to truthful remarks like this.

User currently offlineSjc>sfo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1119 times:

Rumor is it's coming back... my lordy the Wiesenstein episode was so hilarious.

User currently offlineBruno From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 853 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1063 times:

I am glad you were all civil and took this as lighthearted.
The forums are improving.  Smile



I support the women’s movement up and down!
User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1029 times:

It is too controversial to be on-air for now, due to truthful remarks like this.

Jutes85 it is satirical and funny but It doesn't represent the truth. It people that take a joke like that seriously and complained is what stopped family guy from being on the air. It like on when the Simpsons almost got sued by fox news for making fun of them it was ridiculous and the funny thing is they air on basically the same network. There was no reason for family guy to be taken off the air and it better come back.

Anyway back to the jokes Big grin



Engineers Rule The World!!!!!
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11523 posts, RR: 15
Reply 13, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1018 times:

Family Guy is so funny. 'Our own Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa....' Brian: 'Oh, my gawd! They've eaten Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa!'

The question I have about 2Pac is: how can a dead person release so many CD's and have a new movie?

GO CANUCKS!!



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